Michael's Musings

Go Ahead, I Dare You
Michael Shinafelt

"When you've erupted, you're totally destructive (Don't drop bombs)" - Liza Minnelli, Don't Drop Bombs

This is what happens when you have two narcissistic DICKtators running countries, bombs are being threatened to fly in a pissing contest about who has a bigger one.

Well between Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un I am 100% positive I have the biggest one. So let's have some fun shall we?

Screaming Migraine would make the best band name ever!

Shout out to one of my BFF's Karen Castrischer-Stegall for following Depeche Mode all over Europe and visiting Dracula's Castle in Transylvania (I'm so jealous about the latter, darlin')

Real Housewives of New York Countess Louann ended her marriage to Tom (whatever the f@#k his last name is) in only seven months. Like no one saw that coming.

Taco Bell will destroy anyone's anus

Poop emoji's remind me of those scrubbing bubbles commercials 

They're coming to get you...Everyone!

Best graffiti I saw all week - Shady 

Does anyone else think that Tori Spelling needs to have her tubes tied?

I love tapeworm, it's a slimming thing

Dear woman who was upset about Usher supposedly having herpes and not telling you after you allegedly did him. You didn't get it, how do you know he has it???

You know you are getting old when one of the premiere playwrights of your time, Sam Shepard passes away.

And there you have it another week of As The Stomach Turns...

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RHONYC: "It Still Looks Like A Big Ball Sack"

Got Vagina?
Real Housewives Of New York City

"It still looks like a big ball sack. My vagina definitely doesn't match my personality. I don't identify with her at all. Is my vagina going to go back to the perfect pistachio" - Jules Wainstein

This season on the The Real Housewives of New York City it's a whole lot of vagina!
One of my BFF's and fellow "Housewives" fan Karen Castrischer-Stegall stated it best: 
"Why is it necessary for a vagina to be a story line?!"

Ratings I am assuming? It all started with my spirit animal Bethenny Frankel's excessive bleeding. Then moved over to Jules Wainstein's vaginal tear (great name for a Drag Queen, right Karen?!)

Thus the insightful quote from Ms. Wainstein above...

Got vagina questions?

Well tune into The Real Housewives of New York City - Countess Luann is above it all, hey she's getting married after four weeks of knowing her fiance', her vagina is obviously just fine!

RHONYC at:
www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-new-york-city