F#cking Cardi B!

U Suck!
Cardi B

WTF?! Does the "B" in Cardi "B" stand for anyway?! Well if I was a betting sort of guy I would venture the "B" stood for B!tch! 

Personally I can't stand her music. On another note does the "Me Too" movement only apply to women?!

"Yes" minions.  Cardi B. has admitted to stealing from men under the influence whilst she was a stripper. Thus does this make her PC?  Not in the least.

Personally I find her as repellent as all the men out there who prey on women and find her as morally accountable as they are.

It's a shame she was cast autobiographically in Hustlers opposite the great Jennifer Lopez. 

WTF?! Were they thinking. I can't stand the rapist, I mean artist, I  mean POS known as Cardi B!  

It Rough

Rough Night?
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Scarlett Johansson, Zoe Kravitz & Ilana Glazer

There are a lot of rough things in this world. Some rougher than others. Well this isn't one of them.

Check out Scarlett Johansson, Zoe Kravitz & Ilana Glazer at a photocall for their upcoming comedy Rough Night. Doesn't look too rough to me, how about you, do you think this is rough?

From what I gather from the trailer the comedy is about a group of friends having a bachelorette party and a male stripper they hire ends up dead. Now that scenario actually does sound rough.

But probably not as rough as that one night I had when I was 35 and...yep there's another one that will be in the book I am writing. So you'll just have to wait for it.

Hope your week isn't too rough!  

Rough Night on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/RoughNightMovie 

What Would Clea Cutthroat Do?

Your Mistress of the Night: Clea Cutthroat 

Have you ever found yourself sitting in your Berlin pad with nothing to do on a Saturday night and suddenly you wonder: What would Clea Cutthroat do?

Well on Saturday July 18th you know exactly what she will be doing and you can join her too!

That's right all you Gays, Lesbians & anyone else who wants to commune (the more the merrier ; ) - Berlin's very own Burlesque Biotch Clea Cutthroat is throwing a party for people who are you!

She will be your Mistress of Ceremonies for the WC Party at The Chelsea Bar in Berlin, Germany starting at 10pm Saturday July 18th. With two floors of sleaze baby!

Heaven is for everybody, Hell is for the guys only. Got it?!

So I asked Mistress Clea to give you ten good fucking reasons you should cum and taste the rainbow at the WC Party! Read on my minions...

1. HEAVENLY CREATURES! It’s true! We’re providing you the gateway to HEAVEN! However, heaven ain’t some fabled world of clouds, gods, & baby angels….we found our heaven, and let me tell ya, it’s delightful! Drag queens, bears, lipstick lesbians, leather daddies, boyz, bisexual & talented bartenders, Half naked hot boys, strippers, DJs, art installations…and liquor.

2. SIN IS IN! Yup! Ya know, as the saying goes…I got a sweet little fluffly unicorn sitting on one shoulder, and a dominatrix leather-clad-vixen sitting on the other. What can I say? I enjoy duality in everything. Plus, what’s the fun of being good, if you can’t get dirty sometimes?

3. HELL HERE! We will provide the enchantment, and we’ll even provide all the temptation for you in HELL! (Gentlemen only) It’s run by this real bitch of a Drag Queen called Satan…she’s a real pain in my ass, but throws one hell of a party.

4. 007! WE HAVE SECRETS! It’s true, we’re mysterious and we wanna seduce ya with awesomeness. I could tell you more, but then I would have to kill you …and we’d rather kiss you, or at least throw some glitter on ya!

5. NO FLAMINGO IS SAFE! It’s true…we got this weird thing with flamingos…just ask John Waters.

6. SHE BOP! Heaven & Hell got one thing in common: MUSIC! We will make sure that those apple bottoms don’t stop clapping all night long.

7. SOFT LIGHTING! Now, you all know what I’m talking about. We’ll make sure that your face it lit properly…and if you need any help keeping your contour on point, our performers will be there all night ready with brushes to beat your face with

8. LIQUID EYELINER! We have amazing performers! This Month we have Raven, The Dark Prince of Boylesque from Australia! He’s such an incredible performer and we’re honored to have him. I’ll also be performing…can’t let the night go by without a little chaos and punk rock realness from yours truly

9. IT’S FUN! (translation: we have lots AND LOTS of alcohol!)

10. WE LOVE YOU! Parties are great, and we know that there are tons to choose from, but we wanted to make a party that WE wanted to go to! So, we painted the biggest picture, and we want WC to take away your inhibitions, forget your stress, and blow your mind.

FB page: http://www.facebook.com/wcpartyberlin FB event page: https://www.facebook.com/events/1615429038733529/ Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/wcpartyberlin Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/wcpartyberlin

Practice Makes Perfect: Joe Manganiello

Joe Manganiello: Shake Your Groove Thang

Oh that Joe Manganiello. He recently told Good Morning America that he practiced his stripper moves for Magic Mike XXL on his sometime reluctant fiancee Sofia Vergara.

"She was on that machine in the gym where you lock your legs in and squeeze, so she couldn't run away," Manganiello said. "I would catch her and practice ... She would just cover her face." 

Catch the Magic in theaters on July 1st.

"Is She Serious"?! - Showgirls 2...!

"They want class. They don't want to fuck a Penny" - Al Torres "Showgirls" 

Well apparently Rena Riffel aka "Penny Slot" (wow that's one cheap jackpot) thinks you do. I received this press release in my in-box this ayem with the blaring headline:

"SHOWGIRLS 2: Penny's From Heaven"

on DVD and VOD September 17th

"Showgirls' alum Rena Riffel creates an epic, erotic satire / 

homage to the Paul Verhoeven cult camp classic"

Uh, OK...I must say despite every fiber of my being is saying: "Don't do it, don't watch"!  Being a huge fan of the original "Showgirls" - "Yes" I have watched it twenty plus times, I feel quite compelled to go for it, no matter the consequences....Yep, I am a glutton for punishment when it comes to things associated with a fond movie memory...Read on and see what you think...

Let the show begin... Again! Original Showgirls star Rena Riffel has taken her screen time in the original cult classic and spun in into an elaborate, erotic spin-off featuring cat fights, murder, new quotable dialogue, and plenty of brown rice and vegetables in the film movies.com says "Goes to a manic superstar level all its own."

Look Mom, No Hands

Joining Riffel are other Showgirls veterans, including Glenn Plummer ("Dexter, "Sons of Anarchy"), Dewey Weber, and Greg Travis (Rob Zombie's Halloween, Watchmen) as well as new recruits to the Showgirls legacy Peter Stickles (Shortbus, The Trouble With Barry), Shelley Michelle, Ford Austin and Paula LaBaredas. 

Las Vegas stripper, Penny Slot (Riffel), sets out on an adventure to become the star dancer on a popular television show. With stars in her eyes, she tries to find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow - but instead finds drama, danger and snuff movies in a town much more wicked than Sin City.  

Penny's longtime fiance/boyfriend (Plummer) warns her that she needs formal technique training if she wants to be taken seriously as a real dancer, so Penny Slot sets out to learn ballet - but, she must pay the price to make it to the top. 

So Cheap: Penny Slot

There are sacrifices to be made at every imaginable level, and it all comes down to... How bad do you want it? 

This special edition DVD release of Showgirls 2: Penny's From Heaven includes a commentary with Rena Riffel, deleted footage, behind the scenes and more. 

Special Friday the 13th screening in Las Vegas (9/13/13)

https://showgirls2fridaythe13th.eventbrite.com  

On Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/showgirls2

On The Web: http://www.showgirls2movie.com/