Lindsay Lohan "Sorta" Mom

Lindsay Lohan: "I'm Sorta Your Mom"

Look, on the road! It's a beat up car, a reckless driver...Yes! It's Lindsay Lohan "Sorta" Mom!

The Notorious LL sent her image up in a funny commercial for Esurance during the Superbowl.

Ms. Lohan who was arrested for a DUI in May 2007 comes tearing down the street in a banged up mini van and attempts to pick up two kids in the ad that is geared toward the company's CoverageMyWay plan.

Kick off your week with a little fun and check out the commercial below...

Happy Monday!

   
Check Out Lindsay Where It's Safe, Online at:
http://instagram.com/lindsaylohan
https://twitter.com/lindsaylohan

Katy Perry "Go Seahawks!"

Katy Perry: You're Going to Hear Me "Roar" For Sure!
Photo: Morry Gash/Associated Press

It's Superbowl 2015 Everyone! The Seattle Seahawks will battle the New England Patriots for the championship. The only sure thing about today's game is that Katy Perry will be performing the half time show and Idina Menzel will be singing the national anthem.

Also both Katy and Idina are rooting for my favorite and hometown team to win the Seattle Seahawks, Go Hawks! Yay!

Katy's reason for cheering on the Seahawks? "I love the Seahawks because of Russell Wilson so I think I'm going to go for them."

While were at it here are a few other sure things about what will happen during Katy Perry's half time show that she teased viewers with: 

Addressing Lenny Kravitz's guest appearance: "We've worked up something incredibly soulful. Of course, he brings the soul and it's just going to make the night even sexier."

Katy will use land and water animals: "I'm probably going to be the only person in Super Bowl halftime history that will ever bring a lion and sharks to the show. It's going to be wild out there."

Katy confirmed she will perform "Roar" and "Firework" and many more songs: "I can tell I will be playing those anthemic numbers. ... I have a lot of songs to cover on Sunday so there will definitely be some medley of sorts."

Happy Viewing!

Seahawks! Seahawks! at: http://www.seahawks.com/

Katy Perry at: http://www.katyperry.com/

Inspire Yourself With "A Second Chance"

"A Second Chance: The Janelle Morrison Story"

available on March 24th

An elite triathlete's inspiring journey from near-fatal crash to the podium.

There are many inspiring stories out there in the world, here is another one to motivate you beyond your concept of possible and impossible

A Second Chance: The Janelle Morrison Story is the story of a professional long distance triathlete who suffered a near-fatal car crash and her battle to race again. Janelle's recovery was nothing short of miraculous, astonishing doctors every step of the way. 

Within three months she was walking without crutches and was able to run a few weeks later. She returned to training camps with her coach seven months into her recovery and returned to professional racing less than two years after her horrific accident. 

This inspiring story follows Janelle's incredible road to recovery, from wheelchair to podium, giving audiences a unique insight to what it takes to chase a dream.

Pre-Order: http://mvdb2b.com/s/SecondChanceATheJanelleMorrisonStory/MVD6885D

Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/ASecondChanceFilm?ref=bookmarks

Twitter @2ndchancefilm   

Gwyneth Paltrow Cleanses Her Vagina

Gwyneth Paltrow: Fresher Than a Summer's Eve

Gwyneth Paltrow steamed out the contents of her V-spot and spilled it all on Goop. 

Yes, that's right folks, the G Spot took to her lifestyle site Goop and wrote about an expensive (quell surprise) Santa Monica retreat called Tikkun Holistic Spa.

"The real golden ticket here is the Mugworth V-Steam: You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al." 

The spa's site gives a history of the art of vagina steaming , explaining that it has been utilized in Korea "for hundreds of years" and helps to "maintain internal health" and keeps "skin looking young and healthy. The procedure involves the placement of boiled leaves and flower buds on a "specific area of the body" for "detoxication." 

Heralded as "the talk of the town," the V-Steam will cost you $50 for a 30-minute treatment.

Now THAT is one high end douche!

You're Never Fully Dressed Without a V-Steam at:
http://www.tikkunspa.com/

Pour Some Goop On It: 
http://goop.com/

Alan Cumming: Rock Out With Your 50 Year Old C#ck Out!

Alan Cumming: Hell Yeah! I Am 50!

Alan Cumming rocked out with his cock out for his 50th Birthday celebration at Studio 54, wearing only a red Speedo, oh my!

The Good Wife star, jammed on his Instagram with the pic saying: "This is what fifty looks like!" 

The B-day boy looked awfully happy perched on the shoulders of a male pal in the barely there outfit. While surrounded by friends & acquaintances boogieing under a disco ball how appropriate.

Happy 50th Alan, you go guy!

Alan Cumming on IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001086/?ref_=fn_nm_nm_1

Dudley Saunders, "Jesus Didn't Love Us Enough"

Dudley Saunders

One of my favorite artists, Dudley Saunders, has just released a video for his song - Jesus Didn't Love Us Enough. Read the statement below from Dudley himself: 

After a year of performing multimedia-style in IN THESE BOXES, I decided 2015 is about releasing all the videos I used.  Plus.  Meaning every two weeks until my entire catalog is up.

Here's the first one.

Now, back to work on the next video!

Best,
Dudley

View "Jesus" here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGZf0dK4ySk

Follow Dudley Online at: 

https://twitter.com/DudleySaunders

https://www.facebook.com/dudleysaunders                                                         

Viva LA! @ The Well

Last night I had the extreme pleasure of attending the music event Viva LA! at The Well downtown Los Angeles.

The Well is quite the hipster place it's a clothing store, beauty salon and event venue all rolled into one. Oh and they really do know how to throw a party!

I can't praise my Viva LA! experience enough with an indoor and outdoor stage that allowed one act to perform while the other was setting up, is genius.

With some top notch musicians on the bill such as Ariel Beesley, The Planters and Slutever, The Well put on one cool event...Share in the fun with pix I took from last night below. Happy Monday!

Ms. Ariel Beesley Hitting the Ukulele

U-Hauls: They're Not Just For Moving

Rock Out With The Planters

Let's Get Some Shoes!

Me & The Awesome Ariel Beesley

Experience The Well at: http://www.thewell.la/

Hang With Ariel at: https://www.facebook.com/Arielbeesley

Rock With The Planters at: http://theplantersband.bandcamp.com/releases