Truth!

Oh the Internet what a glorious place, you can find almost anything your black soul desires. Like for instance I found out there is a horror movie coming out based on the Popeye cartoon titled: Popeye The Slayer Man (ugh!) 

But then you stumble across a gem of a meme like this one. Something that speaks to your feelings about where things sit with the world.

You ponder the astute accuracy of the statement and realize in some ways it's not a bad thing, but in most ways it's plain blows!

However it is the TRUTH!

Future in the Cambridge Dictionary -

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/future

What's On My Mind...

Sam I Am

This is what's on my mind...for real!

I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am!
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like that Sam-I-am!

Do you like 
green eggs and ham?
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I do not like
green eggs and ham. 

Would you like them 
here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them anywhere. 

I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse?

I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like 
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, 
Sam-I-am.

Green Eggs and Ham on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Eggs_and_Ham

Crust

"Crust is the feel-good sock-monster story the world needs right now"

     —Matthew Orozco, Macabre Daily

Written by Sean Whalen and Jim Wald, Crust tells the story of a lonely laundromat owner, Vegas Winters (Whalen), who keeps the leftover socks from customers and uses them to clean himself. When he gets abused and weeps into the pile of socks, it turns into a creature who seeks revenge on Vegas' enemies.

Media

 Watch trailer »

Bonus Materials

• Commentary with Writer / Director / Star Sean Whalen
• DOROTHY: 50 YEARS LATER
• DOROTHY: THE BUMP AND RUN
• Q&A from CRUST Los Angeles Premiere

Sales Points

• Offbeat Horror film fresh from Theatrical Release for fans of BASKET CASE & GREMLINS
• Supporting cast includes Alan Ruck (SPEED, FERRIS BEUHLERS DAY OFF) and Daniel Ruck (RIVER'S EDGE, UMBRELLA ACADEMY)
• Directorial debut of Sean Whalen, star of THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS and the iconic 'Aaron Burr' Got Milk? commercial

Order Here: 

https://customers.mvdb2b.com/b2b/s/MVD16515BR

T.G.I.F (Thank God I'm Fabulous!)

Sex and the City 

Been binging Sex and the City of late (hey it's been a while) and it still holds up (with the exception of a couple later seasons in the show, that are hit and miss.)

What I truly enjoy most about it is one can always discover something new in each episode no matter how many times you have viewed it. Also that each of these women are all fabulous in their own way, and so are all of us.

"Yes" we all have it in us to be fabulous, trust me if I can be fab you can too.

So pull yourselves up by your collective panties, briefs or whatever and unleash your fabulousness into the world this weekend!

As Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall) would say: "I love you, but I love me more"

T.G.I.F!

Sex and the City on the WWW -

https://www.hbo.com/sex-and-the-city   

Michael's Musings

"Just Like Fire"
Michael Shinafelt

While Sagittarius Season does not officially begin until tomorrow I'm going to kick it off today. Why? Because, well I am a Sagittarian so there! 

I am more on the downhill slope of it, December 18th and as the meme above says, I'm "Just Like Fire" and being that Sagittarius is a fire sign, I'm very mindful, very aware...come let's jump into my inferno shall we??? Take the leap!

I found something and it's vibrating, the more you know

Make America Think Again, that's all

Whilst I am not a fan of Dorit Kemsley her laying into Kyle Richards on the season premiere of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was epic and deserved!

Hey, who wants to sneak into Heaven and pet all the dogs with me?

Miley Cyrus has a new concept album on the way called "Something Beautiful" YES!!!

Into the music I go, to lose my mind, and find my soul

TMI Time: I wanna be Tom Hardy's G.U.Y. (Guy Under You) 

So if God is turns out to be real I'm willing to give him a chance to apologize

Woman Crush of the Week - The iconic Bo Derek (who was one of my first woman crushes) who turned 68 yesterday. She will always be a 10!!!

Another highlight of the season premiere of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was Kathy Hilton giving Death Becomes Her vibes

Always stop and smell the roses, unless you happen to be allergic, there's that

Hiss until you get used to it, that's all you need to know

Finally Fleetwood Mac is getting a documentary, what took so long???

Everybody loves a pajama party!!!

Have one with me here -

https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en

https://x.com/mshinafelt?lang=en   

Hump Day & Chill

 Monstro Elisasue

"There's been a slight misuse of the Substance" - Elisabeth Sparkle 

Have you seen The Substance? Well to me it is the most amazing, crazy film I've seen all year!

It's one of the few that actually got under my skin and the more I think about about it, the more I love it!!!

Thus today we are going to Hump Day & Chill with: Monstro Elisasue. If you've seen The Substance you know. If you haven't it's still a blast!

Monstro Elisasue is the combination of the two main characters in the film: Elisabeth Sparkle (Demi Moore) and Sue (Margaret Qualley) now that's entertainment for sure!!!

So join myself and Monstro Elisasue in a Hump Day & Chill kind of way.

Yep, that's what I was thinking as well...

The Substance on IMDb -

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt17526714/  

Just Because...

Going Bananas?
Cher & Apes

Just Because Cher: The Memoir, Part One is out today and Just Because we could all use some levity here she is doing a riff on Planet of the Apes on The Sonny & Cher Show.

You remember that guy Sonny Bono she started her singing career with?! Well if you don't I'm sure she will have plenty to say about him in her book, there you have that.

Cher has had quite the life and career after all.

For even more fun you can check out the Planet of the Apes skit with the late Jim Nabors after the jump, Just Because... 

Cher on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/cher/?hl=en