 |
| Would You Like a Leg? A Thigh? Or... Michael Shinafelt |
This Daddy is too authentic for that kind of BS! That does not mean you will not find gratitude in this Turkey Day column. It simply means I am keeping it real like I always do. Yep, it's business as usual my minions...gobble, gobble!
Tea Bags or Tea Bagging? Know the difference???
Every Thanksgiving I wonder: What do Victoria's Secret Models eat today?
For the record I copped a feel off Billy Idol's ass once
Oh Fang! "My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor." - Phyllis Diller
Sandy Zacky's "White Christmas" is a treasure, yep, it's Thanksgiving so listen to it, and listen to it now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueCuT6tB50E
There is always something there to remind me...of what? I don't know
 |
| R.I.P. David Cassidy |
What? You want more Christmas? Damn! It's only Thanksgiving!!! OK, here you go Mike Clifford's rendition of "The Christmas Song" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2v214rx7AE
Alright, I will tell you WTF I am thankful for. My friends, my family, my life. The usual suspects.
My advice to anyone? No matter what, keep smiling. Even if you aren't happy it's contagious and has the power to disturb others.
Something I would be thankful for? Anything that would truly make America great again instead of this dictatorship I did not vote for.
On that note, I am thankful turkey has Trytophan, sleep it does a body good
Today will be glorious, I am loving a day with nothing to attend to, except eating!
Boxing is my new jam!
Get on your knees and thank me at:
https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en
https://twitter.com/MShinafelt
