Dirrty!

Make Some Noise
Christina Aguilera & Matthew Rutler

"If you ain't dirty - You ain't here to party (whoo!)" - Dirrty, Christina Aguilera 

What is the Holiday Season without a little simulated oral, sex that is? Thus today I give a two days until Christmas shout out to my fellow Sagittarius and Birthday sharer - "Yes" we were both born on December 18th, Christina Aquilera!

Xtina is here via moi to put some spice into your Holiday grrrrrrrl. She like me, knows how to have some Dirrty fun during the most wonderful time of the year.

Chica knows how to get down, like yours truly. Who says Christmas needs to be pure as the driven snow?

Breakdown the walls and grow some balls that aren't blue and hanging, from a tree that is...

FYI: Ms. Aguilera will be headlining Dick Clark's New Years Rockin' Eve With Ryan Seacrest.

In the meantime have yourself a Dirrty Little Christmas...Just do it!

Xtina on IG -
https://www.instagram.com/xtina/?hl=en

Spring Forward With David Archuleta

Desperately Seeking Spring
David Archuleta
Photo:
MEGA Man

Serving up some springtime realness...

David Archuleta has announced he will hit the road in spring 2019 for a month long trek across North America in support of his Postcards In The Sky album release.  The tour will begin on March 27, 2019  in Alexandria, VA and weave through such cities as Boston & Chicago before hitting Las Vegas, NV & Santa Barbara, CA in mid-April.  Tickets for all dates go on-sale Tuesday, December 18 here: https://davidarchuleta.com/home/live/

David is currently on a nationwide Christmas tour in support of his new holiday album Winter In The Air which was named one of  “12  Christmas Albums To Play On Repeat” by People Magazine  https://people.com/music/celebrity-christmas-albums-holiday-season/#david-archuleta-winter-in-the-air  and features the hit single “Christmas Every Day.” 

Watch the video for "Christmas Every Day": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0QuvuTEGiU

Watch the video for "Winter In The Air" video:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz70efcbPPw

Watch David's Spanish version of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"- "Dios Muy Alegre Albergo - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_vx1_5WLIE

David is also writing new material for his next album scheduled to be released in late 2019.

2019 Tour Dates

3/27      Alexandria, VA       Birchmere

3/28      Boston, MA            City Winery

3/29      Norfolk, CT             Infinity Hall

3/30      Sellersville, PA       Sellersville Theatre

4/1        Cleveland, OH       Beachland Ballroom

4/2        Chicago, IL             City Winery

4/4        Fargo, ND               Sanctuary Events Center

4/6        Billings, MT            Pub Station Ballroom

4/8        Boise, ID                 Egyptian Theatre

4/9        Idaho Falls, ID       Colonial Center

4/11     Fresno, CA             Tower Theater

4/12     Modesto, CA         State Theatre

4/15     Las Vegas, NV        Reynolds Center –Youth Symphony Orchestra show

4/16     Santa Barbara, CA  Lobero Theatre

4/17     Escondido, CA       California Center for the Performing Arts

Follow David Here:

https://www.facebook.com/davidarchuleta/

twitter.com/DavidArchie 

instagram.com/DavidArchie

https://www.youtube.com/user/theofficialarchuleta

 www.davidarchuleta.com

Zero F#cks Monday

She's Got The Look
Erika Jayne

The less said about last night's American Music Awards the better. The AMAs felt like a fast food menu, you partake but there is no real satisfaction. 

While combing through red carpet photos this morning one of the images stood out for me, the one of Erika Jayne slaying with a that's, well, so Erika. Also because Season 8 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills draws nigh. 

The premiere date is etched in stone in my brain. Why you might ask? Because it is the day after my Birthday. "Yes" the RHOBH premiere date is Tuesday December 19th, the day of my birth is Monday December 18th. Got it? I know you do. So I guess that means Bravo is giving me their present a day late, bastards!

So here it is me giving zero f#cks the Monday before Thanksgiving about the AMA's because, well they were boring AF!

Cheers!

Follow Erika Jayne on Instagram, like me, at:
https://www.instagram.com/theprettymess/?hl=en