Michael's Musings

Make Lying Wrong Again
Michael Shinafelt

Well how about yesterday's news? Yeah, there's that, honestly I would like one day in the life of the USA to be sociopath free. One can dream, can't one?

Now if you'll pardon me I have some speeches to rip apart...

You did this yourself Sonja, now blow

Don't hogtie my Mother last, OK Lady?

R.I.P. Kirk Douglas

This is serious silliness 

Happy Birthday to Entertain Me's resident diva Sandy with a "Y" not "E" Zacky!

Rush Limbaugh was awarded the "Presidential Medal of Freedom" on the up side I hear he won't have it long

Gluten free cookies = bird seed glued together with hate

I'm not pulling out my weave for this one

Woman Crush of the Week - It's a tie: Shakira & Jennifer Lopez, do you really need to ask why?

Remember Silly String?

Please extract the spikey ass stick from your butt

When your feet divot the earth...

And then there's Maude

"I have not secured a copy of the Jessica Simpson book yet and I won’t feel at peace until I do" - Leslie Grossman

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Michael's Musings

Taste My Rainbow
Michael Shinafelt

Impeachment, Impeachment, Impeachment that's all I ever hear! "Yes" it is, and while it is important news, it is equally important to make yourself happy during this trying time. Thus I am not watching any of it as it will only serve to make me angry.

Besides with Social Media one really does not have a need to watch it. The news reports I see on my Twitter feed are frustrating enough Thank You very much! On with the show kiddos!

I'm bent and twisted, like a balloon animal

Seriously, how can anyone have bad breath at this point in history?

Overheard: It's so small and light

Remember what doesn't kill you just needs more time

According to Jessica Simpson, John Mayer was obsessed with her sexually - now isn't that special?

Speaking of special how about that leaked Lady Gaga song? Well how about it?!

When I squeeze my eyes tight, light exists, but isn't experienced. Go ahead give it a whirl.

Private Eyes are watching you. They see you get into the groove.

Woman Crush of the Week - Traci Lords who is making her stage debut tomorrow night at The Montalban in Women Behind Bars. "Yes" I will be there cheering her on!

 Bathroom Soliloquies & Other Things...

Pork Chops & Apple Sauce (you get a gold star if you know the reference, a rock if you don't)

"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that" - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I may or may not have cried during Judy

Read my mind...uh huh, that's right

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