Michael's Musings

"I'm A Real Bad Witch And I Won't Give Up"
Michael Shinafelt

I often get asked if I'm a good witch, or a bad witch. Well I've finally answered that question as you can see. Like the old adage goes "good witches go to heaven, bad witches go everywhere" well you get what I mean 😉

Honestly when I was a tadpole on my way to becoming a grown ass frog I always wanted to be a witch. See Minions dreams do come true...

You can't be that afraid of needles, your skin looks too good

Do you ever wonder if life smokes after it F#cks you???

My whole life I've been trying to step outside of my box, the more you know

I'm team Garcelle 100% #RHOBH

Horror Movies & ________ use your imagination Minions

Did you hear? Superman's son Jon Kent is Bi-Sexual - That's Hot!!!

Have you ever been asked if you know the way to San Jose?

Put on your Lucite Heels and move on Karen

Woman Crush of the Week - Jamie Lee Curtis because Halloween Kills opens Friday and she killed it at the premiere dressed as her Mom, Janet Leigh, in the film Psycho

Sometimes I wonder "What would Billy Eichner do?" then I bend it like him

If only bagels were present...

Got my tickets for Halloween Kills on Saturday, can't wait!!!

That's so glitterous 

PS All the rumors are true...

Find out what the rumors are here -

https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en

https://twitter.com/MShinafelt   

Hump Day & Chill

Don't "Scream," Chill...
David Arquette

With the arrival of the trailer for Scream 5 I was reminded of how sexy David Arquette is. "Yes" Deputy Dewey is our Hump Day & Chill dude for the day. Hey, the above photo is pretty darned studly if you ask me.

Also it helps that I have met the real deal and seen him in action. David is so charming and sexy IRL, trust me on that. The women in line for the bathroom were practically throwing themselves at him when I attended the private Sheryl Crow concert at the El Rey in Los Angeles some years ago. 

Not to mention he made one delectable Dr. Frank-N-Furter in The Rocky Horror Picture Show on stage. He gave some serious sex vibes in his portrayal of the "Sweet Transvestite."

Yep David Arquette is the man, and now he is an official Entertain Me Hump Day & Chill poster guy.

So what are you waiting for?! Hump Day & Chill Minions! Also enjoy the trailer for Scream 5 below, it looks great!!!

David on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/davidarquette/?hl=en  

It's Medusa Time!

Turn To Stone
Cardi B

Honestly I am a sucker for an all out amazing Halloween costume and when I came across this image of Cardi B as Medusa, well...

This to me is perfection, and as you know it's all in the details Minions. I wonder if she turned anyone to stone (if you get my drift and I think you do.)

Only one question remains about this genius idea, did she slither or crawl? 

Mic Drop!

Cardi B 0n IG -

https://www.instagram.com/iamcardib/  

20 More Days...!!!

I would be a bad Halloween fan if I did not seize the opportunity to post H20 with, well 20 days until Halloween, duh!

Thus that's it, that's today's post. 

What's that you ask? Did I like H20? It's not bad Minions, I actually watched it again for the first time since seeing it in a movie theater this past week and well, it holds up. It is actually better than I remembered it being TBH.

Personally, and I know there are those who would not agree with this, I like the 2018 sequel better. But H20 isn't bad, the 2018 model was more intense is why I like it best.

There you have it, I drew blood on which one I like more.

And aren't you happy?!

H20 on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween_H20:_20_Years_Later  

Get Exotic

Kate, Carole, Kate, Carole
Kate McKinnon

Look it's Carole Baskin! No It's Kate McKinnon as Carole Baskin to be exact. "Yes" Minions it's filming, the mini-series no one asked for but we are getting Joe Exotic based on the Netflix docu-series Tiger King.

Kate McKinnon is obviously portraying Baskin in it for Peacock. Baskin as you may or may not recall (depending on whether or not you saw Tiger King) was accused by Joe Exotic of feeding her husband Don Lewis to a tiger.

Needless to say I love Kate and thinks she will slay in the role. This being stated honestly the actual show was so surreal does one really need a fictionalized account of it?

Perhaps the creative team behind this endeavor will do something that will truly be unique and surprising.

In the meantime bask in all the glory that is Kate, bask I said!!!

Kate on IMDb -

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0571952/

"There's No Place Like Home..."

She's Got The Power
Drew Barrymore

As Halloween draws nigh, only 22 more days! You are going to see me getting more Haloweenie with it on here. That's correct Minions I'm gonna be letting my spirit, so to speak, loose on you.

Today here to help with the Entertain Me Countdown to Halloween is Drew Barrymore as what else? Glinda the Good Witch straight outta OZ. 

Drew is perfection as Glinda right down to the personality, if you've seen her talk show you know this about her. Thus it really comes as no surprise she chose her as her Halloween alter ego. 

So why don't we all click our heels together and repeat after me three times "I can't wait for Halloween..."

Do it and do it now!!!

The Drew Barrymore Show on the WWW -

https://www.thedrewbarrymoreshow.com/  

Film Buff Friday: The Birds

Since "tis the season" this week we are going to take a gander at Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds. I have seen The Birds a handful of times. The last being on the roof of the Ricardo Montalban Theater in Hollywood for their, what else, rooftop screening series.

It was great seeing it outdoors on a big screen in the heart of Hollywood. I had merely seen it on TV the other times. It was an experience I will never forget!

What's that you say? You've never seen the birds, well that's ca ca. What now? You want to know more about this horror classic?

Great, then I suggest you head over to my buddy Jay Jacobson's Classic Movie Blog for the 411. Jay gives great insights, not to mention behind the scenes gossip and truly wonderful bios of the actors and filmmakers involved in the making of the magic.

Hit the link below Minions...if you dare!!!

https://www.jaysclassicmovieblog.com/post/77-the-birds-1963