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| Getting Puffer With It! Goldie Hawn |
Twas the day after Christmas and all through the streets of Aspen, CO Goldie Hawn was strutting around in her Maroon Puffer Jacket (say that three times fast!)
Hey what else is one supposed to do in an oversized puffer, dance?!
Well another Christmas has come and gone Minions and here we are all puffered up with nowhere to be.
So let's join Goldie today and do a post Christmas strut shall we?
We shall, over and over again...Yes!!!
Goldie on IG -
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| Michael Shinafelt |
Merry Christmas Minions! I decided to cave to peer pressure and Mariah Carey my ass to commemorate Christmas 2021.
Why not, this year while being somewhat better than last, has still had it's many challenges but there is always one thing that has been constant: Mariah Carey crooning All I Want For Christmas Is You!!!
Like the song, find it annoying or if you're just plain indifferent it's the one thing you can always count on in this unsure world. Honestly there's a certain amount of comfort in things you can rely on these days.
What do I want for Christmas? Honestly for everyone to have their health first and foremost, and that each and every one of you find something that makes your heart sing in 2022.
Also: "May your never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas eve"
Celebrate with Me here -
"Basinger proves here, as she did in 'Blind Date,' that she has a natural gift for slapstick... Aykroyd falls in love with her - not because she looks sexy, but because she makes him laugh. I had much the same reaction."
—Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times
He married a girl from out of town... Way out of town. Dan Aykroyd (Ghostbusters), Kim Basinger (The Nice Guys) and Jon Lovitz (Southland Tales) star in a fish-out-of-water comedy with a sci-fi twist that questions whether a romance between two star-crossed lovers who are literally worlds apart can ever work. When widowed astronomer Steve Mills (Aykroyd) inadvertently causes a gravitational disruption in deep space, a race of hyper-advanced alien lifeforms sends one of their own to investigate, disguised in the alluring human form of Celeste (Basinger). Tasked with seducing the lovelorn Steve in a bid to gain access to his scientific research, Celeste finds herself falling for the man she's been sent to swindle. But they've not counted on Steve's young daughter Jessie (Alyson Hannigan, TV's Buffy the Vampire Slayer), who's none too thrilled by the prospect of a new mother - especially not one from another planet. Funny and touching in equal measure, My Stepmother is an Alien is an offbeat and at times surprisingly risqué comedy that confirms the adage that what unites us is far greater than what divides us... even if what divides us happens to be an entire galaxy.
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| "When I Looked In His Eyes, They Were Blue But Nobody Home?" Michael Shinafelt |
"Scary Monster, Super Creeps, Keep Me Running, Running Scared" Scary Monsters (And Super Creeps) - David Bowie
Ho, ho, ho - "Yes" I am calling all of you Ho's please don't get it twisted this is not meant in a Santa sort of way. What's that you say? Between the David Bowie lyrics and the name calling I'm not being very Christmasy?
Well this is a matter of interpretation and I'm not going to explain myself. It's my column and I'll do what I want to! Ahhhhhhh, the magic of the season!
Note To Self: Don't argue with people who should have been swallowed, the more you know
If you're out and about shopping today be nice to retail workers. It's not their fault you waited until Mary's water broke to shop
Dramatically flaying puppets are my jam
Santa's Lot (think about it, but not too much)
Last year for Christmas I got a sweater. This Year I want a screamer or a moaner...
Take the risk, or lose the chance
Scream just turned 25 years old on December 20th. "Yes" I remember seeing it opening weekend, I am older than you.
Giving a shout out to Commander - Woof!
Woman Crush of the Week - Sharon Tate. No explanation needed, and none will be given.
Please help me understand the gnome market
Some people have very strong opinions about tank tops
Wouldn't it be fun if the elves went on strike and Santa hired evil scab leprechauns? Asking for a friend...
FYI Polio and smallpox never reached heard immunity they were eradicated by vaccines
I'm gonna open strange doors, that we'll never close again
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| Who's That Santa??? |
With Christmas a scant three days away I thought it would be season appropriate to Hump Day & Chill to a funky, cool dude Santa Gangnam style!
This guy captures the correct amount of fun and tongue in cheek sexiness to add some much needed levity to Christmas 2021.
I don't know about all of you, but this has been one challenging year and we could all use a good laugh, actually many good laughs.
What's that you say? Who is this man in the Santa Suit? I really don't know I came across him surfing the WWW.
But thank you sir whoever you are for making the last Hump Day & Chill before C-Day merry, not to mention bright.
Booyah!
Santa Claus on Wikipedia -
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus
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| Winter Vibes Kristen Stewart |
Today, despite chilling temperatures that tell a different story prior to it, is the first day of winter. Shall we dance?
Here is Kirsten Stewart as Princess Diana to help us commemorate the shortest day of the year. Because when I think of the film Spencer it is an honestly bone chilling portrayal of a life lead by protocol over love. Tradition over comfort. Expectations over reality. Cold if you will.
Everything about the image above says cold, isolated and dark.
While today is going to be cold and dark, isolated is not one of the things it need be. I was simply extrapolating on what I see.
So get out there and Winter Solstice Minions!
Winter Solstice on Wikipedia -
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| Santa Claus & Marilyn Monroe |
It's the Monday before Christmas aka only five more day until it's here! I was taken to lunch for my Birthday Saturday at The Cheesecake Factory in the Americana in Glendale. For those who aren't familiar The Americana is basically a mall.
Oh, and it was busy! I haven't seen that many people gathered in one area in a loooooong time!
So my guess is with a scant five days left you all are gonna be manic AF, am I correct? Well being as there is so little time left and it is Monday and such I thought that seeing a magical rendition of Marilyn Monroe and Santa Claus might brighten your day a little.
"Yes" I'm a giver this time of year.
So smiles everyone, and put a ribbon on it...
Christmas on Wikipedia -
