|The Night SHE Came Home!|
Much like Norman Bates' Mother, M.E. is off her rocker...just the way we like her!
MS: If you were a serial killer, which serial killer would you be and why? (this can be fictional or non-fictional)
ME: Dexter, hands down.
|I'm Number 2!|
ME: That's a tough one. When I write, I have a character so completely formed in my head, it's hard to pick someone else to play them.
MS: Are you watching American Horror Story: Apocalypse? If so gimme your thoughts?
ME: I haven't watched the last few seasons, but from what I've heard, I may binge watch this season. Sounds like it might be worth checking out.
|What's Angry, Horny & Red All Over?|
|I'm Your Boogeyman!|
Jamie Lee Curtis & Michael Myers
ME: YEEEEEEESSSSS!! I can't wait!
MS: What's most scary to you being locked in a cell with Hannibal Lecter, or having dinner with Donald Trump?
ME: Better to eat dinner than be dinner.
|Let's Have A Kiki|
ME: Suddenly, no one wants to go camping with you anymore. Whatever.
MS: Ever encountered a Werebeaver?
ME: You just made me laugh so hard. Thankfully, no. No zombeavers either. LOL
|"A Naked American Man Stole My Balloons"|
David Naughton (looking good)
"An American Werewolf in London"
ME: Enough times that I think he probably could have gotten a restraining order.
MS: What's the scariest thing that has ever happened to you?
ME: I almost got abducted in the 4th grade. I was walking home from my friend's house, when a man pulled up next to me in a white car. He said my parents had been in a car accident, and he'd been sent to pick me up. Thankfully, I had just turned down my street, so I could see that both of my parents' cars were in front of our house. When I told him that, he took off. It wasn't until after he left, that I realized what he was doing., so I ran home and told my mom. That scared the crap out of me for a long time.
MS: Treats are so overrated. Name a favorite tricks you have played on someone.
ME: We took my grandmother and great-aunt on a tour of Alcatraz at their request. At one point during the tour, they put our group in a solitary confinement cell and closed the door, so we could see how dark it was. I took the chance to grab my great aunt in the butt with much gusto to freak her out. Unfortunately, in mid grab, I saw the flash of a camera. I'm sure some poor family got quite a surprise when they got their vacation photos developed.
|"You Poor Unfortunate Soul"|
ME: I love the ocean, so I want to say Ursula, but damn she's mean!
MS: Finally what do you want on your Tombstone (I am not talking about the frozen pizza)?
ME: "She always made us laugh."
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