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"I don't want anybody else, When I think about you, I touch myself" - Divinyls "I Touch Myself"
Happy VD Everyone! "Yes" it's VD the day that keeps on giving. What? You thought I was going to go sweet on ya all of the sudden??? Well I sort of did, today's image of me is clearly a throwback one to a kinder blonder time. I really like the shot and added some hearts to it in honor of today.
It is my VD gift to you, enjoy the moment while you can minions. Time to crack my whip!
This season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills started off with a bang! The past few seasons have been so lackluster I felt it should be titled Rich Women Who Do Things
Celebrate with a strawberry flavored pubic hair
Today your vagina is calling for every dick ever
Please don't squeeze the ______ fill in the VD blank kids
I hope there serve chardonnay in Hell
Lady Gaga needs to front a rock band. Actually rumor has it she is slated to cut an album with Metallica this year. Yes!!!
"There's a long life ahead of you and it's going to be beautiful, as long as you keep loving and hugging each other" - Yoko Ono
Be My Booty Guy - what I would put on a candy heart
Adam Devine confirms there is going to be a Pitch Perfect 4 - Why I ask you, I'm asking. Answer me, now!
In honor of VD I give you Basic Instinct. Because nothing says I love you like being stabbed multiple times with an ice pick
I like pretty things and the word F#ck
How many licks does it take to get to the...
Today I have a heart on
Is Bigotsplaining a thing yet?
Come with me to the other side at:
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