Sunday, January 4, 2026

Critic's Choice Awards

Chelsea Handler

Want to know what I'll be watching tonight? Take a guess you only get one. If you think I will be watching the Critic's Choice Awards, you guessed correctly.

Do I care who wins? Not really. I am mainly tuning in for the spectacle of it all and to watch Chelsea Handler host. "Yes" I like Chelsea Handler and apparently I am not alone this is her second year hosting the event.

Here is a list of nominees below, enjoy!

Saturday, January 3, 2026

JRR Tolkien Day

Today we celebrate JRR Tolkien Day! "Yes" It's the author of The Lord Of The Rings trilogies Birthday!

And you’re encouraged to toast him in celebration. You may remember from the story that Frodo toasts his Uncle Bilbo on Bilbo’s birthday every year. Now, over sixty years after the trilogy’s original publication, The Tolkien Society asks fans to honor Tolkien’s birth, which itself was January 3, 1892. Come up with a few words of adulation on your own, or use the official Society phrase: “The Professor!” If you want to celebrate J.R.R. Tolkien Day with a few extra meals in addition to the toast, in true hobbit fashion, Frodo would certainly approve!

So today ask yourself what would Frodo do???

JRR Tolkien Day on the WWW -

https://nationaltoday.com/jrr-tolkien-day/

Friday, January 2, 2026

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Julie Andrews & Dick Van Dyke
Mary Poppins

It's the first Friday of 2026 and there is one word that best describes it, I bet you can guess what that word is...

It's supercalifragilisticexpialidociousEven though the sound of it is something quite atrociousIf you say it loud enough you'll always sound precociousSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousUm-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-IUm-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-IUm-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-IUm-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I

You tell em' Mary Poppins!

Mary Poppins on IMDb -

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058331/

Thursday, January 1, 2026

Michael's Musings

"Can't stop, comin' in hot"
Michael Shinafelt

"So raise your glass if you are wrong

In all the right waysAll my underdogsWe will never be never be, anything but loudAnd nitty gritty dirty little freaksWon't you come on and come on and raise your glassJust come on and come on and raise your glass" - Pink, Raise Your Glass
It's Thursday January 1st 2026, and here we're still standing!
Let them hate. Just make sure they spell your name correctly. That's all.
You ain't nobody Lord Voldemort! I ain't scared of you boo!
We all know you've heard of Elf on the Shelf, but have you heard of leaving trans people the f#ck alone?! Asking for a friend.
2025 was a tough year but at least I didn't buy a Labubu, so there!
Rewatching The Bold Type on Tubi. I forgot how great that show is, it really speaks to me
Went and saw Marty Supreme yesterday. What an odd, but completely compelling film.
Expectation is the root of heartache. The more you know. 
Woman Crush of the Week - There's something about Odessa A'zion. Between being on the HBO series I Love LA and being in Marty Supreme I just can't get enough!
Putting a baby in a freezer would kill it, but freezing embryos preserves them. This is why an embryo isn't a baby. Hope this helps.
Saw Ron Howard's Eden on Netflix, it's worth a watch. Not to mention a nice, shall we say head to toe view of Jude Law.
I celebrated NYE on my couch, you?
Never rule out a goal because you think it's unattainable. Be audacious.
I'm celebrating the first day of 2026 with a bang! Hint: read between the lines...
Celebrate with me here -

Wednesday, December 31, 2025

Here Comes 2026!

Michael Shinafelt

2025 was a rough year and were still standing. 2026 will more than likely prove equally as challenging.

Remember the chutzpah that got you through last year? Well you'll need more of that this year to be certain.

Be Fearless Minions!

Happy New Year!

Join me here for 2026 -

https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en   

Tuesday, December 30, 2025

What John Waters Says

Heading into 2026 what John Waters says echoes my sentiments 100%. 

"Yes" these are the things I find shocking as well. Not to mention the not funny actions and other things that go hand in hand with them.

There's got to be a morning after, or something.

WERD! 

John Waters on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Waters 

Monday, December 29, 2025

"Burn The Time Away"

Wanted Noise

Pacific Beach punk mainstays Wanted Noise are kicking off 2026 early with their explosive new single “Burn The Time Away,” out January 6. The track marks the first taste of the band’s upcoming studio album Easy Listening and adds a deeper emotional punch to their signature skate-punk, surf-punk, SoCal-bred sound.

Formed in 2014, Wanted Noise have carved out their own lane within Southern California’s alternative music scene, blending high-energy punk with the genre-blurring influences that first defined them. The band has performed everywhere from Baja, Mexico up the U.S. West Coast to Vancouver, Canada, and across to Arizona and Colorado—sharing stages with The AtarisPunk Rock Karaoke, and appearing at the 2025 Punk Rock Rodeo headlined by Guttermouth. In recent years they launched their own DIY touring concept, “Hit the Slopes, Hit the Stage,” a punk-rock snowboarding tour that pushes their dream of combining music, surf trips, and mountain weekends into a full-time reality.


The band first earned critical attention with their 2017 release Plate Lunch. In a 2020 San Diego Reader feature, journalist Dryw Keltz described Wanted Noise as “a throwback to the free-for-all attitude that bands such as The Minutemen personified,” noting that while their songs sit comfortably under the punk umbrella, “the influences at play are what set them apart.” Guitarist/vocalist Suri Sherman likened the record’s multi-genre personality to “a plate lunch where you’ve got your beans, meat, and veggies… a little sampler of everything.”

After releasing their skate-punk driven album Next Generation in 2022, Wanted Noise are now gearing up for Easy Listening, their most fully realized project to date.

Follow Wanted Noise:

Facebook: facebook.com/wantednoiseca
Instagram: instagram.com/wantednoiseca
Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/0ky0RnLH6ovRHbeKp71uuY
Bandcamp: wantednoise.bandcamp.com 

Sunday, December 28, 2025

Fall In Love

Let's make a habit of catching ideas. They are the things that dreams are made of...

Why not fall in love?

David Lynch on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Lynch   

Saturday, December 27, 2025

Pussy Palace

Michael Shinafelt & Friend

One of my favorites songs of 2025 is Pussy Palace by Lily Allen. I love Lily Allen, she's so direct and raw lyrically.

So me and my Pussy are here to pay homage to this killer song...2026 is just around the corner. Are you ready for it???

"Duane Reade bag with the handles tiedSex toys, butt plugs, lube insideHundreds of Trojans, you're so fucking brokenHow'd I get caught up in your double life?
And that's when I realisedSomething don't feel right
I didn't know it was your pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palaceI always thought it was a dojo, dojo, dojoSo am I looking at a sex addict, sex addict, sex addict, sex addict?Talk about a low blow, oh no, oh no" - Lily Allen, Pussy Palace
Lily on IG -

Friday, December 26, 2025

The Morning After...

Sharon Stone

“The more powerful and original a mind, the more it will incline towards the religion of solitude.”

― Aldous Huxley   

Tis the day after Christmas and guess where I'll be. Sitting alone in solitude.

Sharon Stone on IG -

Thursday, December 25, 2025

Merry Christmas Transylvania Style

Frank-N-Furter
The Rocky Horror Picture Show

"How d'you do, I

See you've met myFaithful handymanHe's just a little brought down becauseWhen you knockedHe thought you were the candy man"- Sweet Transvestite, The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Merry Christmas! Here's hoping all your wishes come true and the candy man doesn't forget to visit!

The Rocky Horror Picture Show on the WWW -

Wednesday, December 24, 2025

Hump Day & Chill

"Naughty"
Michael Shinafelt

"'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse..."

But Santa was feeling quite homicidal this year...NOT! It's Christmas Eve Minions so guess 
what?! That's correct we are going to celebrate the occasion with a Hump Day & Chill!

How are we going to Hump Day & Chill you ask? With me paying homage to one of the most 
twisted Christmas themed movies ever! Silent Night, Deadly Night. Not the current 2025 take,
but the original 1984 shock fest.

Here's how the story goes: 

    "A young boy watches his parents killed by a thief in a Santa suit. He spends his youth in an orphanage, staying quietly to his self, but his mind is further bent by an ironhanded Mother Superior. He finally gets a job at a local store, where he finally snaps when he is required to wear a Santa suit, and goes on a killing spree that leads him slowly back to the orphanage" 

Oh BTW the word "Naughty" plays a key role in it. So Hump Day & Chill and stay 
"Naughty" Minions...if you dare...

Silent Night, Deadly Night on Rotten Tomatoes -

Tuesday, December 23, 2025

Classic Scene: Airplane!

Jive Talkin' 

While this scene from Airplane! (1980) probably wouldn't fly today (pun intended) it is a comedy classic. Do in no small part that Barbara Billingsley who played "Jive Lady" is one of the whitest women ever!

In case you aren't in the loop Ms. Billingsley played June Cleaver, the whitest Mom ever on Leave It To Beaver for six seasons. The show ran from October 4, 1967 - June 20, 1963. Google it Minions.

Everyone needs a laugh, especially these days. Hit the scene after the jump for some Jive Talkin'!



Airplane! on IMDb -

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/   

Monday, December 22, 2025

Current Mood

Keke Palmer

Hello Monday before Christmas, most people like myself are like WTF?! Where did the time go I can't believe it's here already! "Yes" this Thursday is the big "C" as I'm sure you are aware.

Ms. Keke Palmer as the Bride Of Frankenstein is here to represent my Current Mood.

The expression on her face says it all.

What's that you say? Her look can be interpreted as disbelief, stress or fear, etc. That is correct Minions,  it can be all those so I guess you'll have to assign your own take on it. Because I'll never spill which point of view is mine.

This leaves it open for you to project your own thoughts and feelings.

Get the look! 3 more days until Christmas is here! 

Keke on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/keke/?hl=en  

Sunday, December 21, 2025

Naughty Or Nice?

There's No Way I'm Turning Back
Michael Shinafelt

"Feels so good being bad (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)

There's no way I'm turning back (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)Now the pain is for pleasure'Cause nothing can measure (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)

'Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at itSex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of itSticks and stones may break my bonesBut chains and whips excite me" - Rihanna, S&M 

Have you been Naughty or Nice this year? Guess which one I am...

Only 4 more days until Christmas...Are you ready for it?

Come be naughty with me on Instagram -

Saturday, December 20, 2025

"House Sitter"

Cleopatra Entertainment is excited to announce the Jan 20th release of House Sitter on digital video, from Reaper Films

While house-sitting for the mysterious and wealthy Harold Finch, three friends find themselves hunted by a masked killer. As they fight to survive, chilling clues hidden throughout the home reveal that this suburban nightmare may be part of something far more sinister...

From Christopher Leto, director of Death Blow and Creeper in the Woods, comes House Sitter, a throwback to 90's horror in celebration of classic, alone-in-the-dark, home-invasion thrillers - with a twist! House Sitter stars Cristina Méndez (Sorry For Your LossFrost Park), Evan Eiglarsh (48Frost ParkLast Laugh) and David Varrieur (Do Not OpenDiary Of A Serial Killer).
  

Friday, December 19, 2025

Decoder Ring

I didn't watch the Me, Me, Me, Me fest the other night. Because I respect myself too much to subject myself to that kind of tomfoolery. 

For those of you who have any interest in such utter nonsense here we have Ralphie from A Christmas Story with his Trump gibberish decoder ring.

As you may recall in the classic movie it is actually a Little Orphan Annie decoder ring. You're welcome. 

Sign O' The Times...

A Christmas Story on IMDb -

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085334/ 

Thursday, December 18, 2025

Michael's Musings

Today I Turn 60...Happy Birthday To Me!
Michael Shinafelt

I turn 60 today, it's not anything like I thought it would be. It's better! 

Of course I talk to myself. I need expert advice, that's all

You're so weird, don't change

Yesterday I had a Pre-Birthday celebration lunch with my friend Julie at The Cheesecake Factory in Beverly Hills, the more you know

Don't forget getting a tree and decorating it is witchcraft, not to mention all sorts of fun!

What's my favorite Period film? "Carrie" think about it, but not too much

Stop pretending you're not magical, right here, right now

I got a really cool Wicked T-Shirt in the mail from my friend Karen for my Birthday yesterday. It has embroidered Flying Monkeys on it! And aren't you happy? I know I am!!!

Woman Crush of the Week - Amanda Seyfried I love her for standing her ground and refusing  to apologize for calling Charlie Kirk hateful

Speaking of Amanda seeing The Housemaid with her and Sydney Sweeney tomorrow, can't wait!

Gomez Addams was the best television Dad. He had nothing but love and support for his whole family. Fight me.

No one is too old for fairy tales. Trust me at 60 I can honestly state this.

I was today years old when I realized it's called DisnyLAnd because it's in LA and it's called DisneywORld because it's in Orlando

Today I am hitting the historic Bob's Big Boy in Burbank, CA for a Birthday lunch. I've never been and I'm going to get my photo taken with the Big Boy.

Celebrate "Sexy 60" with me here -

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https://www.tiktok.com/@michaelshinafelt  

Wednesday, December 17, 2025

Hump Day & Chill

Dawn Davenport Is Angry

"My parents better get me them cha-cha heels I asked for, that's all I can say..." ~ Dawn Davenport in John Waters Female Trouble

John Waters Female Trouble is a Christmas movie, fight me! After all Dawn Davenport (Divine) asked for cha-cha heels for Christmas and gets angry enough to throw a tantrum when she doesn't get them by stomping on all the other gifts and throwing her mother into their family Christmas Tree (now that's entertainment!) What is more heart warming than that? I ask you? Yeah, I know you don't have an answer.

Thus let us Hump Day & Chill and bask in the glory of the season with Dawn Davenport and her Christmas Spirit! 

IYKYK

"Please, Dawn! Not on Christmas!" - Mrs. Davenport (Betty Woods)  

Female Trouble on IMDb -

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072979/  

Tuesday, December 16, 2025

Rob Reiner


I am still shocked about the death of Rob Reiner and his wife Michelle. It's a hard thing to process. 

He meant so much to his loved ones and the world. 

This photo posted by Cary Elwes who played Westley in Reiner's film The Princess Bride is the perfect tribute to him. 

RIP 

His body of work and activism will always be remembered. 

Westley: "Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while" - The Princess Bride 

Rob Reiner on Wikipedia -