Doe Your Mama Know? Michael Shinafelt |
BTW does your Mama know?
If it she does hopefully it's with waffles and some Cabernet. I'm packing at present, take that however you want, time to tap Turkey Day!
I taste heaven from my knees, hope you do too!
Here comes the judge! (give it a name)
Einstein Speaking
It's that time of year again when Satan gets letters asking for presents from the dyslexic children
All men are the same! BTW Who told you to try all of them!
Harry Morton passed at 38, Damn!
Something I am thankful for is where I have been and where I am going. It's been a long uphill battle. If you hang in there it truly only gets better 😄
Fatal Attraction Glenn Close & Michael Douglas |
Kiss it goodbye, you ain't ever gonna get it again
Tease it to Heaven, spray it to Hell
Time to get your Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade on!
Woman Crush of the Week -Tina Turner just turned 80, Hail Queen!
"I am 100 percent sure that people who re-tweet their own tweets have also attempted to suck their own dick" - I 100% agree Whitney Cummings
Grab your booze and let's celebrate Thanksgiving!
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