Twos - Day

Prince Harry & Meghan Markle

Happy Twos -Day! That's correct minions being the random contraption I am, I'm feeling the love of the numeral two twoday. As in two people, couples or two people spending some "quality time" together.

This is most likely because I had some hot, intense "quality time" recently and it's been on my mind ever since. Hey, you can't shake that feeling easily.

So, I have decided to post celebrity twosomes that are eye catching to myself and others. Bask, minions, bask! No need to thank me you can just....

Chrissy Teigen & John Legend

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel

Amal & George Clooney

Monday Motivation

By The Sea
Ashley Tisdale & Zac Efron

Happy Memorial Day Peeps! Today I bring you the beach as your Monday Motivation, courtesy of Zac Efron & Ashley Tisdale his former High School Musical co-star.

On a three day weekend what else is one supposed to do, but a little California Dreamin' on the shores of Malibu. Alas that is not what I will be doing, yep, you guessed it, I am working on some projects today. But hey a guy can dream, can't he?!

Dreaming is exactly what I am going to do. I will fantasize that I am with Zac on down in Malibu instead of Ashley in this photo. How's that for a vivid imagination?!

Anyway, time to motor, I'd better werk! Enjoy your Holiday...!!!

Zac on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/zacefron/?hl=en

Ashley on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/ashleytisdale/?hl=en

Sunday Schwing!

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Flower Power!

In Bloom
Lady Gaga 

"Flower Power was a slogan used during the late 1960s and early 1970s as a symbol of passive resistance and non-violence ideology"

Lady Gaga has been keeping a low profile as of late. Trust me, I follow her on Instagram and she has only resurfaced recently and for a blip, only to disappear again.

That means our Lady of Gaga is werking, not twerking. However she was snapped recently on the streets of NYC carrying a vase full of flowers on prominent display.

Hmmmmmmmm...is there a cryptic meaning to these in your face blossoms, such as peace out? Or perhaps they signal a new, not a bad, romance...or...

Whatever the case, this pic is giving good vibes only, which is something we all need.

Holla!

Gaga on the "Gram" -
https://www.instagram.com/ladygaga/?hl=en  

Walk The Dinosaur

Dino-Mite!
Chris Pratt

"Open the door, get on the floor, Everybody walk the dinosaur" - Was (Not Was)

When I spied this photo of Chris Pratt posing with a Dinosaur to promote the latest Jurassic World opus - Fallen Kingdom in London, well I couldn't help but post it.

Oh, and BTW the reasons have nothing to do with the movie, of which I have no intention of seeing. First off the image is dynamic. Secondly Pratt looks cute in it. Third and most important of all it took me back to my youth in the 80's - 1988 to be exact when the group Was (Not Was) had a hit song called Walk The Dinosaur.

How's that for random, yet fun?! Trivia at it's finest.

What's that? Who walks a dinosaur? What a silly song, you say? Literal it was not euphemism it was, that's correct, Yoda taught me this in the 80's as well.

Mic Drop! 

Chris Pratt on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/prattprattpratt/?hl=en  

Michael's Musings

A Walking Study In Demonology
Michael Shinafelt

This is the week that was, and shall be forever and ever. Seven days in a life, seventy ways to do whatever you want.

Oh, it's time for me to bring it! R U ready?!?!

Having lost 43lbs. "Yes" I am down to 170, from 213. I have readjusted my goal weight from 165 to 163. Seriously who wants to say they have lost 48lbs, when they could say they lost 50?!

In case you didn't hear Prince Harry & Meghan Markle got hitched this past weekend

BTW - is your butt crack so numb you can't feel a string?

Sometimes you have to rebel and not get the F#ck out of bed

What ever you wouldn't do, name it after me

Entertain Me former Teen Idol fave Mike Clifford has something coming June 11th that will blow your collective nads off - 
Keep up with him here: https://www.facebook.com/MikeCliffordsWonderfulWorld/

Just Because...Dirty Dog

52 & Fabulous!
Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields did a sizzling bikini layout, she's 52. That's correct minions Brooke and I have something in common. We are both 52 and our bodies are hot!

Why are there so many songs about _____ it's time to fill in the blank!

Got penis breath?

Just saw a byline that states: "Caitlyn Jenner Opens Up" - Thanks for that image, not!

Kevin Federline wants more child support from Britney Spears - Translation: I'm a deadbeat "Feed Me!"

Little boxes, discuss

Trader Joe's has a pepperoni pizza/mac & cheese bowl. File Under: things that make you wanna hurl

Who's That Guy? Find out at:
https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en
https://twitter.com/mshinafelt?lang=en

#Resist

Thunder Only Happens When It's Raining...
Stormy Daniels 

Today is Stormy Daniels Day in the city of West Hollywood, CA...Hooray! 

"The City of West Hollywood is proclaiming Wednesday as “Stormy Daniels Day,” and Mayor John Duran and members of the West Hollywood City Council will present the porn actress with the key to the city award.

The award will be presented to Daniels at 4 p.m. at Chi Chi LaRue, the erotic apparel shop at 8861 Santa Monica Blvd. Daniels, aka Stephanie Clifford, also will be at Chi Chi LaRue from 7 to 9 p.m., promoting her TeamStormy t-shirt line.

Daniels, a porn performer, is famed for her claim that Donald Trump’s lawyer, Michael Cohen, paid her $130,000 in hush money to conceal her alleged sexual affair with Trump. Daniels has sued Trump, claiming that a non-disclosure agreement that Cohen made her sign is invalid because it does not include Trump’s signature.

In an announcement of the proclamation and award, the city said it is “recognizing her leadership in the #Resist movement. In these politically tumultuous times, Daniels has proven herself to be a profile in courage by speaking truth to power even under threats to her safety and extreme intimidation." Source: www.wehoville.com

Stormy on Twitter:

https://twitter.com/stormydaniels?lang=en