Thursday, November 5, 2020

Michael's Musings

Analyze This
Michael Shinafelt

What Was Most In 2020? Hands Or Brains? That is what the sign behind me states. Do you know the answer? I do, it's a grey matter...

Hey Minions, Keep The Faith

Key Race Alert: Where's My Pizza???

Current Vibe: I don't trust you

Advice: Don't bother me when I am speaking with a dead person 

Luckily Bravo had vintage RHOBH reruns on today...

People are protesting vote counting in the US, let that sink in

Instead of Red or Blue let's get physical, "yes" horizontally

Today I hereby claim Christian Bale 

Woman Crush of the Week - Pamela Anderson as Barb Wire. Why? Why not and she's hot in that outfit. Also because I interviewed her once, she was lovely!

Fetch my Red Wine, in copious amounts

There's always tomorrow, perhaps. But at least we have today, thoughts?

Real Clown Pubes, Discuss

Wipe your nose, damn it!

I've entered into a BDSM relationship with MSNBC - wish me well

Come into my world at:

https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en

https://twitter.com/MShinafelt  

Tuesday, November 3, 2020

Election Day

Stevie Says: VOTE!
Stevie Nicks

It's here, Election Day 2020. Have you voted yet? If not you'd better werk bitch and get to your local polling place and pick a choice there's nothing to it.

Music Legend Stevie Nicks dropped her ballot in a box, but she VOTED. Today be like Stevie, let your voice be heard. The future is ours to decide.

"I see skies of blue" - What A Wonderful World, Louis Armstrong

Need Help? There's man places you can get voter information online, here is one of them -

https://www.vote.org/  

Monday, November 2, 2020

Monday Motivation

Make A Plan
Michael Shinafelt

This week's Monday Motivation? V-O-T-E! I already have, it's as simple as that. That's correct Minions my VOTE has been received and counted. 

Just Do It!!! 

Voter Information:

https://www.vote411.org/ 

Sunday, November 1, 2020

Riding Into November...

Halle & Her Harley
Halle Berry

Even though 2020 has been the longest year on record, it's hard to believe we have arrived in November, at all, actually. Well here to ride it in two days before the biggest election of our lives is Halle Berry seen on her Harley-Davidson out and about in Los Angeles.

Hey who wouldn't want to take a ride with Halle on her hog?! (in case you didn't know that is slang for Harley-Davidson, Google it if you don't believe me...)

Thus making Ms. Berry our November ride or die poster grrrrl.

So let's grab a helmet and ride into November shall we? It's going to be a bumpy ride, 100% guaranteed with Election Day looming mighty this Tuesday. Ugh! The suspense is driving my anxiety through the roof!

Catch a ride with Halle on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/halleberry/?hl=en  

Saturday, October 31, 2020

It's Halloween!

1978 & 2018
Halloween

Well Halloween is going to be a little bit different this year, OK way different this year. Except for me perhaps. Yeah, I've gone to the West Hollywood Street Carnival a few times. But mostly I stay in and watch horror movies.

Thus, that is exactly what I am doing tonight. I'm going to watch the original Halloween which is my favorite scare flick of all time and then watch the awesome 2018 follow up.

Hey, I know how to party, oh "yes" I do!!!

So what's on your Halloween agenda?

Pumpkin Smash!

Halloween on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween  

Friday, October 30, 2020

"She's A Woman!"

TWO JEWISH HOLIDAY SONGS TO BE RELEASED DURING HANUKKAH

 

“SHE’S A WOMAN” VIDEO HERE TOPS 1 MILLION VIEWS

 

“SHE’S A WOMAN” 2021 U.S. TOUR DATES ON SALE NOW

 

Aaaaaaaand... Crack-tion! After a wild ride on RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars 5, America’s favorite JEW(el) Miz Cracker, the Matzo Mama herself is back with all the fabulous projects she can possibly fit into her scrumptious pickled purse.  First up on November 11, Miz Cracker is set to star in the premiere episode of Hulu’s original new series Eater’s Guide To The World, a food-and-travel show narrated by Maya Rudolph that celebrates some of the world’s most storied culinary destinations.  See the trailer HERE

 

Additionally, Miz Cracker will be releasing some salty new Jewish holiday bangers just in time for Hanukkah (more to be revealed soon) and her brand new “She’s a Woman” podcast is set to debut Monday, December 7.  Every Monday Miz Cracker will start your week off by talking with incredible women from around the world about their achievements. Featuring interviews with detectives, pilots, bookstore owners, comics and more. Each show asks a new guest: What is it like to be a woman in your field? In the world? And what are some life lessons that every listener should hear?  The podcast show includes: some good news for the week, an interview with a special guest, and information about the upcoming “She’s a Woman” 2021 Tour.  Learn more HERE.

 

Cracker That Whip!
Photo:
Gabriel Gastelum


The 2021 North American “She’s a Woman” tour has it all—standup, original music, slapstick, and jump splits! Giving audiences a glimpse into Miz Cracker’s world after All-Stars, “She’s a Woman” tells the story of her journey from self-doubt to self-confidence—and the ridiculous characters and calamities she found along the way. Experience the comedic world of Miz Cracker through never-before-seen videos and untold stories coming to a theater near you in 2021. This brand new drag extravaganza is set to kick off next summer with dates throughout the US and Canada. Please note that the current  tour dates are being rescheduled and will be announced in the coming weeks. Tickets are currently on sale HERE

View tour announcement video HERE

 

Miz Cracker recently released her latest single & music video for “She’s a Woman” which has now topped over 1 million views.  Watch the video HERE.  Plans to release more new music from the upcoming tour are in the works and will be revealed closer to the start of the summer tour. 

 

 

 

“SHE’S A WOMAN” TOUR  - HERE

(PLEASE NOTE THE BELOW DATES ARE CURRENTLY BEING RESCHEDULED FOR MID 2021 AND WILL BE ANNOUNCED IN THE COMING WEEKS)

 

01/30 Los Angeles, CA (Dynasty Typewriter)
02/01 San Francisco, CA (Alcazar Theatre)
02/03 Portland, OR (Revolution Hall)
02/04 Boise, ID (Knitting Factory)
02/05 Salt Lake City, UT (Metro Music Hall)
02/09 Lincoln, NE (Bourbon Theatre)
02/10 Madison, WI (Majestic Theatre)
02/14 Chicago, IL (Metro)
02/15 Columbus, OH(Lincoln Theatre)
02/16 Cleveland, OH (Ohio Theater)
02/17 Boston, MA (Royale)
02/19 Washington, DC (Miracle Theatre)
02/20 Atlanta, GA (Out Front Theatre)
02/22 Birmingham, AL (The Lyric)
02/23 New Orleans, LA (House of Blues)
02/24 Dallas, TX (Kessler Theater)
02/26 Houston, TX (Heights Theater)
02/28 Austin, TX (Emo's)
03/01 Vancouver, BC (Vancouver Playhouse)
03/05 Toronto, ON (The Royal)
03/08 Ottawa, ON (Algonquin Commons Theatre)
03/15 Buffalo, NY (Shea's Smith Theatre)

 

 

Follow Miz Cracker here:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miz_cracker/

Twitter:https://twitter.com/miz_cracker

Facebook :https://www.facebook.com/MizCrackerOfficial/

Official website: https://mizcracker.com/