"Something Wiced This Way Comes..."

Want A Cheese Sandwich?!
Leslie Grossman & Macauly Culkin

Get ready for something wicked (like every season) in the 10th upcoming season of American Horror Story with the current working title "Pilgrim." There has been much speculation as to what this season could be about.

It is currently shooting in Provincetown, MASS, OK, so there's water involved I am guessing. Which lead to some initial theories that it may be a Jaws like sea monster theme for the upcoming season. Then Ryan Murphy released an image of a creature from the set that quite resembles one of the vampires from Stephen King's Salem's Lot. I doubt it's vampires Minions he already did that in "Hotel."

Whatever it is, I am sure the duo above, Leslie Grossman and Macauly Culkin, looking quite sinister I might add, are wicked like my byline says. That is after all the caption Ryan Murphy used under the image when he posted it on Instagram, so there!

AHS on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/ahsfx/?hl=en  

Learning To Fly

Fly Boy
Luke Evans

Hello Minions, today we are learning to fly, not literally and sort of maybe, perhaps....

Our flying lesson comes courtesy of hunky actor guy Luke Evans, he must have had a Red Bull because Luke has wings, as you can see, well sort of.

There are some many feelings I have looking at this photo, almost none of which I can share right here, right now (if you wanna know them DM me.)

But whatever feels this image of the Mighty Flying Luke stir in you, go with them, because how can one draw something negative from it? I ask you? Yeah, I knew you wouldn't answer.

Whatever...fly and be free!!!

Luke on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/thereallukeevans/

The Alarm: WAR

WELSH ROCK LEGENDS THE ALARM RELEASE NEW ALBUM 

 

‘WAR’ (RAW in reverse) Out Now exclusively via www.thealarm.com

CNN says, "The Alarm capture zeitgeist on new album." 

Watch the story here:  HERE 

 

"WAR" FEATURES GUEST APPEARANCE OF SKINDRED’S BENJI WEBBE ON A COVER OF MASSIVE ATTACK’S

 ‘SAFE FROM HARM’ 

Watch the Video HERE- 

"Safe From Harm" video shot on location at Rockfield Studios (in same room that Queen recorded "Bohemian Rhapsody" and Coldplay wrote and recorded "Yellow")

Live Performance of "Fail" HERE

Listen to WAR here. - https://soundcloud.com/the-alarm/sets/waya-by-the-alarm-1/s-hWz7FRlQS8F

"With Peters always being a fan of The Clash, if the enigmatic band had still been together in 2021 chances are they would sound something like this…  The spirit of ’76 is as strong as ever with this album of strength, solidarity and survival.

"Tribes (Stop The War) is the type of song U2 should be recording these days as Peters observes “Capitol Hill is occupied, flags are upside down” on a track that combines The Rolling Stones’ Sympathy For The Devil with plenty of social comment to boot." - Yorkshire Times HERE

Read about the new album HERE

The Alarm’s brand-new album ‘WAЯ’ was written and recorded in a record 50 days and released last week. In order to combat production times and to have physical product available immediately, the band advance-released the album (without music) in a special CD-Rom format. Fans were then able to burn their own copy of the finished record. The album’s writing and recording creative process only commenced on 7^th January 2021, but the band promised finished tracks would be sent electronically to fans once the final mix and mastering process took place.

 

Mike, along with band members James Stevenson (guitars) and Smiley (drums) The Alarm & producer George Williams, wrote and recorded the record from scratch using their own isolation studios. Mike’s wife, Jules Jones Peters documented the recording process by creating a very incisive fly on the wall vision of Mike Peters and The Alarm at work, sharing regular videos online at www.thealarm.com

 

The band have certainly kept their fans entertained throughout the lockdown, hosting weekly BIG NIGHT IN broadcasts over the internet, all live from Mike and Jules Peters living room. 23 shows have been transmitted so far, raising the spirits of over 600,000 viewers who have been able to watch live interviews, acoustic performances from the Jukebox stage with rare and unseen Alarm videos from the past, present and future. The most recent episode focused on Mike and Jules Peters charity Love Hope Strength and highlighted the work achieved by the founders, supporters and musicians who have built and supported cancer centres and life-saving initiatives in Africa, Nepal, Israel and South America. Throughout this time, Jules has been mentoring many women diagnosed with breast cancer, while Mike Peters was recently awarded an MBE for his services to cancer.

 

“Because we are on the vulnerable list, Jules and I have just been vaccinated against Covid-19. We feel lucky to be alive, and now there is tremendous and realistic hope for the future”, says band frontman Mike. “I want the new record to be a document literally created in this collective moment in history, to reflect the human response and will to survive that we have all experienced by living in these unprecedented times. The responsive nature of the writing and recording this record has given rise to some radical thinking on how to instantly release the album into the modern ‘locked down’ world via all the major formats - stream, download, CD and LP. I think we have found a way that will get this record out to all our fans in one beautiful moment, and we will all be able to share in the joy of release day / my birthday, when we broadcast a special edition of the Big Night In on February 25^th 2021”

 

Once the final master was mastered in Los Angeles by the legendary Howie Weinberg (Howie mastered The Alarm’s 2019 album ∑ Sigma, which entered the UK Rock Chart at No.1), a specialist cutting-house was engaged in the UK to hand-cut as many vinyl copies as possible.

 

The digital edition of ‘WAЯ’ is being distributed internationally by InGrooves who have already paved the way for this groundbreaking release to appear on all digital service provider platforms from Midnight on February 25 / 26^th.

 

The album artwork has also been created in advance, with each CD/LP having the album title and band logo hand painted onto the cover by Mike Peters personally, with the track listing left intentionally blank so that fans can write in the song titles themselves, once they receive the completed work.

 

"I really want the fans to have access to ‘WAЯ’ as soon as it is finished”, continues Mike.“We have set ourselves a very tight deadline, the music is literally being created out in the open for all to see and hear. The technology is there, the intention is there, and the fans are ready and waiting to play it LOUD. As it says in one of the new song titles - “WE GOT THIS”.

 

The Alarm – ‘‘WAЯ’’ is available now exclusively via www.thealarm.com  

Michael's Musings

A Little Bit Dramatic
Michael Shinafelt

Well between the Meghan & Harry sit down with Oprah and the passing of President Biden's history making $1.9 trillion American Rescue Plan it's safe to say this week has been " A Little Bit Dramatic."

Thus as you can see I am joining in the fray. Why? Why not, I ask? All the popular people are doing it...

Don't burn your mask, wear it

When I'm sad I make out with nerdy guys, the more you know

Advice: Never bang someone up against a crate of Bordeaux 

Tell me, who is the rogue metronome???

If you don't know how much I don't engage with people you would appreciate this more

What's the best plot twist in a movie you've ever seen?

All one shot, no editing. That's it, that is all

The depths of the unspeakable depravity, yeah, there's that 

Woman Crush of the Week - Meghan Markle, hey, she got Piers Morgan to STFU

FYI - Piers Morgan has left the Twitter (not that I ever followed him on there, but...)

I accept that you are a tourist attraction

Pour some sugar on me, do it and do it now!!!

If someone sends you a random dick pick, perhaps all they want is a cookie

You think Republicans lost their sh!t over Mr. Potato Head, wait until they find out Ken doesn't have a dick

Wanna know more? Follow me here: 

https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en

https://twitter.com/MShinafelt    

Hump Day & Chill

ALASKA THUNDERFUCK READIES FIRST-EVER COMEDY SPECIAL

"The Alaska Thunderf**k Extra Special Comedy Special" Set To Premiere on OUTtv USA APRIL 15, 2021

Star of stage and screen Alaska Thunderf**k is proud to present "The Alaska Thunderf**k Extra Special Comedy Special." Featuring some of Alaska's greatest musical hits, exciting special guests, and a series of comedic jokes, join Alaska for a one-night-only engagement filmed in pre-pandemic Hollywood, California. But in a rapidly changing world, does the comedy go too far? Are the jokes too risqué? Is the glamour too glamourous? Find out by watching "Alaska's Extra Special Comedy Special" when it debuts Wednesday, April 15 exclusively on OUTtv USA Apple TV Channel,  Canada: OUTtv Broadcast and streaming on OUTtvGo and the OUTtv Prime and Apple TV channels, UK and Ireland: Froot (froot.tv)

 

Check out the Behind The Scenes video HERE

 

“Doing a comedy special is highly outside of my comfort zone, as I have always been a queen who delivers strictly glamour at all times.  However, I have taken the plunge and finally attempted to be humorous in an exciting and new extra-special comedy special.  Please enjoy this foray into the land of setups, punchlines, stingers and zingers, and let us be united for one brief moment, in laughter and love.” states Alaska

 

In addition, Alaska’s Drag Queen of the Year Pageant Competition Awards Contest Competition crowned its second-ever winner last night.  Flying in the face of a global pandemic, economic meltdown, and catastrophic political landscape, the Drag Queen of the Year Pageant carried on with celebrity judges  Nicole Byer, Peppermint, Jiggly Caliente, Vinegar Strokes, Shea Coulee’, Willam and 2019 contestant Aurora Sexton judging and scoring the 8 stunning contestants eventually naming Chicago’s own Tenderoni the winner. Tenderoni @tenderoni88  is now $10,000 (via PayPal) richer and will  proudly wear the 2021 crown and sash throughout the next 363 grueling days & nights until they take it away from her and name a new Queen in 2022.  

Photo:
Shaun Vadella

Founded by Pageant Director and extra-terrestrial icon of stage and screen Alaska Thunderfuck 5000, and co-founded by Executive Assistant Pageant Director Lola LeCroix,The DQOY Pageant placed Drag inclusivity at the forefront, creating a space that was open to any and all Drag performers— regardless of their anatomy, gender identity, or experience level.  The result was a fierce competition that electrified the audience, inspired the world, and broke barriers for all of Drag-kind.  

 

“With so many unknowns, taking the Pageant into a digital format was a risk-- but it most definitely has paid off.  These outstanding performers each brought so much talent, so much innovation, and so much inspiration to every category, and I couldn't be happier.  I'm glad I wasn't a judge, because choosing a winner from this group of 8 exemplary artists was a seemingly impossible task, but I send my congratulations to Tenderoni  who I know will carry this crown and this title with elegance and grace.  But to all the contestants-- I extend my deepest thanks, and I assure you all that the inspiration you have provided to the world will continue to echo and reverberate around the world for ages to come.” Says Alaska

http://alaskathunderfuck.com/

Cruise With The Legends Of Drag...

 7 Night Exclusive Chartered Mexican Riviera Cruise Ready To Set Sail January 9, 2022 On Holland America’s Five-Star Luxury Ship Koningsdam

History is being made.  For the first time ever, Drag Queen royalty Jackie Beat, Lady Bunny, Varla Jean Merman and Miss Coco Peru will join forces to headline the “Legends of Drag” Inaugural Cruise with Master of Ceremonies Frank DeCaro.

 

Lovers of Drag will take over Holland America’s 5-Star luxury liner, The Koningsdam, as they set sail on a 7 Night Mexican Riviera Cruise visiting the ports of Puerto Vallarta, Mazatlan and Cabo San Lucas, Mexico from January 9 thru 16, 2022 for a once-in-a-lifetime vacation experience HERE

The award winning Koningsdam is one of Holland America’s newest ships and is the most technologically advanced and most luxurious in their fleet.  A sublime balance of big and small, this mid-size ship features larger-than-life music venues and activities galore, coupled with small ship service and elbow room.  Koningsdam heralds both a new class (Pinnacle) and a new era for Holland America Line.

Each of the 4 drag legends will bring their unique talent’s to the cruise by headlining their own show in the Koningsdam World Stage Theater.  Throughout the cruise, guests will have no shortage of onboard activities including…dance parties with guest DJ’s, Piano Bar & Karaoke, pop culture trivia with fabulous prizes and free trips, meet-n-greets, drag panels, book signings, dress up theme nights, and Surprise Guests!

 “After a year in lockdown during the pandemic, can anyone think of a better way to start the New Year than by cruising the Mexican Riviera with these four Drag Legends that are sure to bring 7 nights of non-stop laughter and fun,” said Michael Levitt, event Producer.

And now, a very special video message from our queens: HERE

 

“This cast! It's so rare that I get called 'the pretty one.'

I don't normally perform in boats...except for the time I borrowed RuPaul's shoes.”-Lady Bunny

 

“Lady Bunny, Jackie Beat, Varla Jean Merman and myself at sea for a week?!? I'm gonna need the Tension Tamer IV drip! Why would anyone want to miss this historic and histrionic cruise?”-Miss Coco Peru

 

“Do you have any idea how stir crazy I have to be to go on a f@#$ing cruise with these three bitter old bitches? KIDDING! I honestly can’t wait for this legendary, historical, iconic, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to hit the high seas and share the stage with these fellow titans of drag! RESERVE YOUR CABIN NOW... OR REGRET IT THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!”-Jackie Beat

 

 “Because we will literally do ANYTHING to show the passengers a good time, free condoms will be distributed…to be used as blindfolds.”-Varla Jean Merman

 

 “ Hey, hunties! What becomes a legend most? If they're drag legends, it's a cruise starring not one, not two, not three, but four of the funniest drag queens ever to beat their gorgeous faces! Join Jackie Beat, Lady Bunny, Varla Jean Merman, Miss Coco Peru, and me, Frank DeCaro -- your Pineapple Princess and Emcee on the High Seas, as we blow the cobwebs off your caftan.” -Frank DeCaro

 

Pricing starts at $1,949.00 for double occupancy. To reserve your cabin please visit http://www.legendsofdragcruise.com/ or dial toll free 855 207-2050.  

Monday Motivation

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
David Harewood & Melissa Benoist

After the amazing Orpah sit down interview with Meghan Markle & Prince Harry I don't know about you, but I need some good old fashioned Monday Motivation. While it was revealing and fascinating, the interview was also quite challenging. 

Thus we are kicking off our week with Supergirl, that's correct Minions faster than a ray of light she's here to kick your ass and motivate you to have a great week! Well OK, it's actually Melissa Benoist & her co-star David Harewood on the set of the CW series in Vancouver, Canada.

But hey, Supergirl is here in spirit, right?! That is the point, catch the spirit and have a f#cking Super Week y'all! 

Now peel that banana and get to werk!!!

Supergirl on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supergirl_(TV_series)