At Least Tell Me I'm Pretty...

Due to the writer's and actor's strike this week part II of AHS: Delicate premiered this past Wednesday (with the best episode of the season thus far) and coming at ya this Wednesday April 10th is part II of Chucky's third season.

Well I really love the TV version of Chucky it's off the wall and it works spectacularly!

I was never a big fan of the Chucky film series. Fact: I only saw the first Child's Play and turned off 2 & 3 while trying to view them at home. I didn't see another one until Bride of Chucky which was hilarious!

That is what the series does it capitalizes on what makes Chucky entertaining and fun. It does not attempt to make him scary, because let's all collectively admit it , none of us is scared of a three foot tall talking doll!!!

Chucky on the WWW -

https://www.syfy.com/chucky  

Michael's Musings

"I'm Not A Whore, I'm A Dancer!"
Michael Shinafelt

It's been 29 years since the over the top, camp classic movie Showgirls was released. I have personally seen it south of 10 times. To this day it I still draw inspiration from it.

Bear witness to me on the subway in Los Angeles doing my best Nomi Malone licking a pole impression. There you have it, that's all...

Don't slut shame, slut celebrate!!!

I'm affable as F#ck you twat, the more you know

Evil queens are just Disney princessess who worked in customer service too long

The Evil Putana Says: I'll smear my breasts and feed the babies, so there!

Headline of the Week: Great tits could be wiped out by climate change in the near future (for the record a Great Tit is a breed of bird)

Strip faster let's see some private areas, there's that

"See Darlin' you are a whore." Couldn't have a column referencing Showgirls without this iconic line straight outta Cristal Connors

Katie Maloney for the win on Vanderpump Rules

Woman Crush of the Week - Sydney Sweeney who manages to look hot in a Nun's Habit of all things for her movie Immaculate

Where does your opinion come from? Think about it, but not too much

Apparently when you treat people like the treat you, they get upset

Tom Sandoval is doing himself no favors on Vanderpump Rules this season, he's making himself look so much worse than last season

The monster at the end of this story...what did you think I was going to actually give it away?!

Off to bend it like Nomi and lick some more poles

Come on my pole licking adventure here -

https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en

https://twitter.com/MShinafelt  

Hump Day & Chill

Nellie Oleson

It's about time we got real and did a Hump Day & Chill Nellie Oleson style!

"Yes" the notorious NO sgtraight outta the TV show Little House On The Prairie, if you know you know...

For those who don't Nellie was Laura Ingalls Wilder's acid tongued rival on the show. Who would toss out such gems as: "You should be locked up in a cage and fed with a stick; you have made life miserable for everyone."

Ms. Oleson was portrayed by Alison Arngrim from 1974 - 1982 

So it's time to become your own spoiled brat and sharpen your tongues Minions, and do it Nellie Oleson's way!

Nellie Oleson on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nellie_Oleson   

The Cabinet Of Dr Caligari

Ever see The Cabinet Of Dr Caligari? Well it's a classic of expressionist cinema and I saw it in college and it was pretty amazing! 

Well now is not only high time you viewed this masterpiece but also get some detailed backgtound and insight into the masterwork it is.

By checking out the write-up about it on my buddy Jay Jacobson's Classic Movie Blog.

Jay has detailed insight and interesting facts and history behind the film in his entertaining and informative piece.

So here we are the first Tusday of April - time to clean out the cabinet...!

Hit Jay's history of this celluloid classic after the jump!!!

https://www.jaysclassicmovieblog.com/post/the-cabinet-of-dr-caligari-1920  

April Fools Etc...

It's April 1st known throughout my life as April Fools Day. I'm officially retiring April Fools as it no longer has any impact in this day and age of fake media. 

Every day is a joke anymore of some sort of media perpetuated hoax. Join me and the fifty foot preying mantis in sending this archaic tradition off with a great big RIP!

April Fools! Not!

Pity the fool on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fools%27_Day 

Biker Bunnies

Happy Easter from the Biker Bunnies! 

Easter on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter

Current Mood

Anna Paquin

It's the Saturday before Easter and all through the house not a creature was stirring except for my Current Mood.

I don't know about you but my inner beast is stirring and it's not playing. Something's got to give and it's here to help me along the way. 

"Yes" it's going to get pertty hairy and such but in the end it will be over and worth it.

Here to represent my inner beast is Anna Paquin straight outta Trick r Treat...Grrrrrrrrrowl!!!

For the record my inner beast actually barks at the moon, but I thought a growl was more universal and I wanted everyone to relate.

What's your inner beast like?

Find your inner beast with the help of Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Inner_Beast