Michael's Musings

These Guns Weren't Made For Shooting
Michael Shinafelt

"Relax, don't do it, When you want to suck it, chew it, Relax, don't do it
When you want to come" - Relax, Frankie Goes To Hollywood 

There's a lot to suck and chew on in the world at present, Michael says "Relax" and what better way to than ______ fill in your own blank.

Without further preamble, here is my first musings column of 2018 on this Thursday the 3rd of January, kick back and give it a name...

Like my photo this week? "Yes" I still need to lose more than the 24 lbs I dropped, but I've got guns a blazing!

Lesson Of The Week: Carbs make you doody

Chicks with dicks, is it so wrong?

That isn't blood, it's Strawberry Jam!

Teddi Mellencamp has dethroned Erika Jayne as my favorite RHOBH. Don't fret Erika you are still a close second.

Congratulations to Ellen Page and her girlfriend Emma Portner on their getting hitched

There can only be one set of hooker twins. So it is written and so it will be.

Congrats Ariel!
Me & Ariel Beesley

Ariel Beesley has a great single out "Slower Than Usual" spin it right round, here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTsM2Y07iBI

When does Scandal return? Can't wait to see how they wrap the final season

"If you accept a limiting belief, then it will become a truth for you" - Louis Hay

Snowballing, discuss

If I cut your hair you will wake-up F#cking bald!

Word on the street is that peeps who take too many selfies are perhaps mentally ill...Oooooops, my bad!

Get down with your, and my bad self at:
https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en
https://twitter.com/MShinafelt    

Sundance Romance: Ellen Page

Love Birds
Samantha Thomas & Ellen Page

"Hello young lovers, whoever you are, 
I hope your troubles are few. 
All my good wishes go with you tonight, 
I've been in love like you." - The King and I

Sundance is quite the film going experience. It can also be a place where love flourishes, especially when your lover's gone.

Case in point, one Ms. Ellen Page. Despite the fact that her girlfriend, artist Samantha Thomas, was M.I.A. by her side at this year's film festival, apparently things are still rocking and rolling with the couple.

"She's home working," Ellen spilled at her dramedy Tallulah. "I wish she could be here."

Is the Ellen and Samantha train still on track: "Absolutely" Page states.

Page's secret to the long lasting relationship? "She's awesome and we have so much fun together," she said. "We love each other and support each other. It's the best."

Can I get an awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww? Of course I can!

Ellen on IMDB:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0680983/?ref_=nv_sr_2