Michael's Musings

Throwback Thursday
Moi Blonde
Michael Shinafelt

"Because I'm blonde I don't have to think, I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks" -  "Cause I'm A Blonde" Julie Brown 

Once upon a time as illustrated in the above image, I was Motherf#cking blonde. Now I don't have any hair to really speak of, but I could still go blonde with what's left. 

Yeah, it's been one of those F#cking weeks, it's time to hit it bitches!

"If I won the Super Lotto I would travel and be drunk all the time" - My Uber driver last night, should the drunk part have worried me???

Best Wishes to Demi Lovato - I'm rooting for you girl!

Unless your name is Arnold Horshack...

This is the girl, because I said so

Eat Me 

You don't know if you want to hit me, or lick me. I get that a lot

My tears are of joy and really spicy Thai 

We Don't Lick People - Lies Adults Tell Children

Everything you are going thru is preparing you for what you asked for

Seeing Mulholland Drive this Saturday with Naama Kates up on the roof at The Montalban in Hollywood - can't wait!

When the going gets tough imagine you're a virgin who can't drive 

There's always room for one more honey 

Feelings and how to destroy them

Be the baddest unicorn in the whole galaxy! 

Boom, Boom Come Back To My Room at:
https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/
https://twitter.com/mshinafelt?lang=en 

Selfie Snap: Zoe Saldana

Selfie, No Stick
Zoe Saldana & Fan

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...ooooops! Wrong movie and it was only yesterday in Bejing, China when the Star Trek Beyond press conference happened. 

Much to a fans delight Zoe Saldana who plays Lieutenant Uhura was on deck to snap a selfie with him.

Why am I running this pic? Because it made me smile, and we all need to smile more in a world of election coverage overkill. 

So buck up and grin, it's Monday, have a most excellent week!

Zoe on IMDB:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0757855/?ref_=nv_sr_1  

And How's Your Love Life?

Keeping It Real
Lady Gaga & Taylor Kinney
Photo: Taylor Kinney

This is what happens when you hire Lady Gaga as guest editor for the Spring issue of your magazine V. Copious amounts of creativity with a side of S-E-X. Most likely that's why she got the job in the first place, you knew you would not be let down!

Gracing the cover is an image of Gaga and her husband to be Taylor Kinney covered in paint post making love on a paint canvas on the floor. The post sex selfie shot by Kinney. What, were you expecting...Martha Stewart Living? 

Oddly or perhaps not so much, the idea was Taylor's.

"I asked Taylor to collaborate with me on a project to raise money and awareness about mental illness, and he immediately brought my attention back to this idea." Gaga states. 

Are you scratching your head at this image? The dynamic duo intends for the photo to be a beacon of love during a particularly torrid time in international affairs. 

"During tumultuous times, we hope everyone in the world will see this and be reminded to love each other wildly, generously, totally, colorfully, without fear and with compassionate hearts," Gaga spills on the site. "We made a galaxy of endless colors with only brief, black holes of emptiness that are then filled by each other."

Hey you two, invite me to tag along next time!

The issue will be available online on Jan. 14 and all proceeds of the $50 issue will go to Lady Gaga's Born This Way foundation.