Michael's Monday Musings

Don't Bother Me, I'm Basking
Michael Shinafelt

Today, rather than devote space to one thing I decided to give it up to many things. My impressions of this past week. Are you ready? Fasten your seat belts, because it's going to come hard and fast!

Congratulations to RuPaul on winning his first Emmy as reality TV show host. Much deserved, he is so good at what he does.

People who whistle in public places need to be silenced. It's really annoying.

My condolences to the Arquette family. I have encountered Alexis over the years he was a sweet soul. I am sorry for your loss.

I am loving the Real House Wives of New York reunion shows. Especially Bethenny Frankel for bringing bitchy back! So glad Jules Wainstein is not returning, I couldn't believe how much vagina she brought to the table.

Living in Southern California is the best! The weather of late has been so amazing.

Pretty Little Liars summer finale has only been little over a week ago and damn I miss that show already. Hurry up April 2017!

American Horror Story Season 6 premieres this Wednesday. That will fill the "Liars" void.

Nothing is better than a great spin class, luckily I have found two instructors at Gold's Gym Hollywood that fit the bill. Cheers Michelle and Jessica you are the best!

People yelling "Beat It Creep" at me when I am walking down the street wearing the T-Shirt Traci Lords gave me from her clothing line with the saying on it is always good fun.

I'm ready for the election to be over, seriously it feels like it's been going as long as I've been alive!

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Sunday Schwing! Jonathan Groff

Wait For It, I'm Naked!
Jonathan Groff

It's Sunday morning and I am at my computer having my morning smoothie before I am off to Gold's Gym Hollywood for spin class. For some reason I woke - up thinking about Looking star and sexy piece of guy Jonathan Groff. Remembering back to when Andy Cohen asked him what his turn on's and turn off's were on Watch What Happens Live and realizing I stood a chance. Here are Groff's answers:

Very hairy: "Turn on"
Sex on the first date: "Absolutely"
Someone who is only a power bottom: "No, you've got to be versatile."
Someone who dislikes his bestie Lea Michele: "Definitely a turn off."
A Broadway queen: "Borderline"
Someone who's in the closet: "Turn off."
Balding: "Turn on"
Gym rat: "Turn off"
Not interested in marriage: "Turn off"
Mama's boy: "Turn off"
Order for him at a restaurant: "Turn on"

I then ventured over to one of my go to sites Favorite Hunks & Other Things knowing if images of Jonathan naked were to be found I could search and and find them there and "yes" I did find what I was seeking...Groff in all his glory from an indie film called: Twelve Thirty.

Check them out at the link below and bend it like there's no tomorrow.

Happy Schwing Time!

http://favoritehunks.blogspot.com/2011/11/walk-like-man-jonathan-groff-in-twelve.html

Curb Your Pup: Colton Haynes

Colton Haynes
"I'm Going To Chain You Down Puppy"
Photo: Tyler Shields

Coming out does a Colton Haynes good. It makes me want to adopt a pet, of the three legged kind.

The Arrow star and Teen Wolf alum posted some photos to Instagram of his upcoming book collaboration with one of my favorite photographers Tyler Shields. While some news sources have described them as shocking I think of them as just another day in Los Angeles. Hey, I heard a guy in the locker room at Gold's Gym Hollywood inquiring inquiring to another dude: "I'm out of town this weekend if you want to borrow my pup?" Case rested.

Haynes says of the shoot:

"Every single time we work together we push boundaries & make incredible art, Our photography book is gonna be pretty shocking to say the least..."

Colton Haynes
Masochist
Photo: Tyler Shields

Your Turn Tyler Shields: 

"There are few people who understand what I do as much as him, so we have quietly been shooting a book of just him for a little while now," 

While the book will mostly be of Colton solo, there may be some other guest stars they tease...need a Daddy? Sing me up!

They plan on pushing boundaries - watch out Madonna, your Sex Book has got some stiff, ahem, competition. 

Colotn's Instagram: 
https://www.instagram.com/coltonlhaynes/?hl=en

Tyler's Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/thetylershields/?hl=en