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| Contemplating My Navel Michael Shinafelt |
Trying to keep the negative to a minimum because there just isn't enough of that going down every single day.
Shall we commence? Yes, we shall...
Best headline of the week: Wonder Woman Tops Tom Cruise - cheeky!
During the week, it's the Tranny Bike
What are you? A sex machine with a cash register between your legs?
This week on Pretty Little Liars Aria got busted for being shady AF, Hanna & Caleb got married, Spencer & Toby had sex, only two episodes left, and the world keeps turning.
All Demi Moore wants for Christmas is her two front teeth
Ooooooooo, I too am dying to know if Beyonce is in labor, not!
Why is it everyone is so obsessed with seeing celebrity babies? They're going to look like a baby, we've all seen one before, get a grip.
Lipstick & Muffin Girl, think about it...
The first thing I do when I get home is take off my pants
On this season of the Real Housewives of New York, Sonja Morgan is a total jealous loser
A health conscious hooker, how 90's
Is there anything Katy Perry won't do to sell her latest album?
On that note so to speak it's time for me to start getting ready to hit the spin bike, ciao!
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