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| "Life ain't so bad at all If you live it off the wall" - Off The Wall, Michael Jackson Michael Shinafelt |
Shall we play games?
"The Weinstein story should be less about him, and more about the hundreds of men who knew, and did nothing" - Tony Tripoli, Comedian
Just when you thought your smart phone couldn't get any creepier and omniscient, upgrades happen
My favorite quote from Margaret Cho's Fresh Off The Bloat tour that I attended last week: "Jesus was a rape baby!" Think about it, but not too much
Night calling, wine wankers
Just use your safe word and make him go away
Take a stand for LGBTQ youth next Thursday October 19th and go purple.
Reading is fundamental, seriously people
Now for something entirely different? A homeless man panhandled me for a pair of shorts yesterday rather than money
Angelina Jolie on the cover of Harper's Bazaar, winning!
When I was a kid I used to crush on witches. While waiting in line for a haunted house with my Dad I even told the one who was entertaining everyone while they were waiting she was pretty and asked to kiss her. "Yes" she had warts and green skin, she was beautiful.
Coming next year another installment of, well the infamous Halloween series with original star Jamie Lee Curtis returning. I can't wait!
Why the F#ck would you even desire a virgin cocktail?! If you want that you might as well have H20
Every time you touch yourself an angel dies. This should make it perfectly clear there are no such beings.
Dear White People...never mind
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