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| Michael Shinafelt |
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Your nobody called today...
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Showing posts with label Angel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Angel. Show all posts
Saturday, March 18, 2023
Thursday, July 2, 2020
Michael's Musings
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| Michael Shinafelt |
"Yes" this quote is the perfect summary as to what kind of angel I would be, and quite frankly am. Don't let those wings and the look of serenity fool you. Thus it's time to see how much Hell I can cause, ready set, wings in lift position and take off!!!
You ate camel meat and you're afraid of a roach?!
Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every c#nt can read. but wow! Look at you having a go!
If you live in Florida apparently Meth Gators are a thing
Speaking of which, Carole Baskin is on Cameo, your welcome
Beavis and Butthead are coming back on Comedy Central...Yes!
Reality is a hoax, something to think about...
Vanilla Ice "We didn't have Coronavirus in the 1990's" this says a lot about him
Carl Reiner passed away Monday evening. This came as a surprise to me since mere hours before he was on Twitter calling out Trump.
Woman Crush of the Week: Katy Perry, because she is absolutely radiant during her pregnancy and because "Daisies hits the top 10 of the #AdultPopSongs airplay chart this week, rising 11-10. She becomes the fifth artist in history with 16 career top tens" Congrats!
BTW I have a friend named Karen, who isn't a "Karen"
"I am Cornholio; I need T.P. for my bunghole. I want all your crappuccino!" - The Great Cornholio
Let's re-start the economy through nepotism and fraud...oh wait, never mind
Stop airing Fake Press Conferences
Never straight, always forward
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Thursday, October 12, 2017
Michael's Musings
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| "Life ain't so bad at all If you live it off the wall" - Off The Wall, Michael Jackson Michael Shinafelt |
Shall we play games?
"The Weinstein story should be less about him, and more about the hundreds of men who knew, and did nothing" - Tony Tripoli, Comedian
Just when you thought your smart phone couldn't get any creepier and omniscient, upgrades happen
My favorite quote from Margaret Cho's Fresh Off The Bloat tour that I attended last week: "Jesus was a rape baby!" Think about it, but not too much
Night calling, wine wankers
Just use your safe word and make him go away
Take a stand for LGBTQ youth next Thursday October 19th and go purple.
Reading is fundamental, seriously people
Now for something entirely different? A homeless man panhandled me for a pair of shorts yesterday rather than money
Angelina Jolie on the cover of Harper's Bazaar, winning!
When I was a kid I used to crush on witches. While waiting in line for a haunted house with my Dad I even told the one who was entertaining everyone while they were waiting she was pretty and asked to kiss her. "Yes" she had warts and green skin, she was beautiful.
Coming next year another installment of, well the infamous Halloween series with original star Jamie Lee Curtis returning. I can't wait!
Why the F#ck would you even desire a virgin cocktail?! If you want that you might as well have H20
Every time you touch yourself an angel dies. This should make it perfectly clear there are no such beings.
Dear White People...never mind
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Saturday, May 6, 2017
Saturday Sinema: Starlight
Iggy Pop and I sat naked next to each other in the steam room at the gym once...the more you know.
Cleopatra Entertainment LLC, the movie division of famed indie record label Cleopatra Records, has acquired all domestic rights to Starlight, a feature film by French film maker Sophie Blondy, coming to Blu-ray and VOD on May 9th.
Set in the dunes near the North Sea, a small circus company is suffering from a serious lack of audience for their shows. Spectators are rare but the magic of the circus still thrives.
Each performer rehearses and performs new numbers, but this fragile balance will quickly shatter to unveil their real nature and their most obscure feelings. The circus will then become a place of romantic lust where each will use their powers to satisfy their desires.
Each performer rehearses and performs new numbers, but this fragile balance will quickly shatter to unveil their real nature and their most obscure feelings. The circus will then become a place of romantic lust where each will use their powers to satisfy their desires.
Angele, the diaphanous ballerina, her clown lover Elliot and the circus ringmaster, full of cruelty and disturbed by fits of schizophrenia on one side. Zohra in love with Elliot, haunted by an uncanny conscience on the other side. Secrets, jealousy, envy will progressively take hold of them and trigger some irreversible acts. The life of the circus will then take a whole new turn. Iggy Pop appears throughout the film as an "angel" type character.
Starlight was selected and screened at Tallinn - Black Nights Film Festival (Estonia, 2013), Montreal World Film Festival (Canada, 2013), Moscow - International Film Festival (Russia, 2013), Rendez-vous with New French Cinema in Rome (2013), and at Rotterdam International Film Festival (Netherlands, 2013).
Blondy has worked on several films and with talent such as Andrzej Zulawski, Bruno Nuytten, and Tran Anh Hung. In 2000, she directed her first short film Her & Him At the 14th Floor filmed in Amiens with Guillaume Depardieu.
Friday, March 31, 2017
March Comes In Like A Lion & Goes Out Like A...
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| 20 Years & Still Slaying! The Cast of Buffy The Vampire Slayer |
You know the old saying March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb? Well being today is the last day of said month I am going to alter the saying to suit my whims, March comes in like a lion and goes out like a vampire slayer!
That's right kids Buffy The Vampire Slayer turned 20 recently and of course Entertainment Weekly had a to do about it with cast photos and collector's edition covers.
I mean c'mon the show had, and still has one of the most rabid fan bases in the history of TV.
So T.G.I.F. and let's go out like Buffy on this 31st of March 2017, by checking out some groovy pics from EW, happy slaying!
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| Angel David Boreanaz |
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| Willow Rosenberg Alyson Hannigan |
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| Buffy Summers Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Monday, November 14, 2016
Party Like It's "Saturday Night Live"
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| Ladies Who Lick Madonna & Leslie Jones |
Where do I sign up to get a job on that show?!
This past Saturday's party held at The Cutting Room in NYC brought out some big names, one of them happened to be Madonna. Leslie Jones nabbed a pic of her and the superstar for the fans and tweeted:
YUUUUUUP WAS AMONGST LEGENDS!!
Sunday, December 15, 2013
Every Time A Bell Rings, Pentatonix Sings
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| Keep Those Bells Ringing |
In celebration of the Holiday Season and PTXmas the deluxe edition cracking Billboards Top 10,
PTX has given given us another gift, a new video version of their already classic "Angels We Have Heard On High."
Yes, "It's A Wonderful Life" - Have a terrific Sunday and remember only 10 more shopping days until Christmas!
"Angels"
Sing, PTX, Sing! at: http://www.ptxofficial.com/
Sing, PTX, Sing! at: http://www.ptxofficial.com/
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