Sunday Schwing! Michael Phelps

Michael Phelps In The Flesh
Photo: Carlos Serrano

The 2016 Rio Summer Olympics are in full schwing! I'm pretty sure all of you out there know what I'm saying, or maybe only most of you. Hey with all the eye candy on display how could you not?!

Thus my repeat of a nude image of Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps that appeared in the 2014 ESPN Body Issue shot by Carlos Serrano. "As If" skimpy swim trunks ever hid anything?! But here you get a view of the Rio Gold Medal Winner for the 200 meter individual medley's booty in the flesh minus the flimsy covering. 

Aren't the Olympics great?! If only they would go back to the ultimate tradition of when athletes competed naked...now that would be entertainment!

Phelps on Instagram at:
https://www.instagram.com/m_phelps00/?hl=en 

The Horror: Francesca

Once upon a time there was a little ghoul named Francesca...

FRANCESCA is a new giallo film from Argentinian brothers Luciano and Nicolás Onetti (Sonno Profondo, 2013). The film, which made its world premiere at SITGES Film Festival in October 2015, is now coming to home video courtesy of Unearthed Films and MVD Entertainment Group.

It's been 15 years since the disappearance of little Francesca, daughter of the renowned poet and playwright, Vittorio Visconti. The community is stalked by a psychopath bent on cleaning the city of "impure and damned souls". Moretti and Succo are the detectives in charge of finding the killer of these "Dantesque" crimes. Francesca has returned, but she is not be the same girl they once knew.

FRANCESCA has won several film festival awards including Best Director at Buenos Aires Rojo Sangre 2015, Best Production Design at Tabloid Witch Awards - Hollywood Investigator 2015, Weird Visions Award at Ravenna Nightmare 2015, Best Giallo Film at Crypticon Kansas City 2016, and Special Mention at Horrorant 2016 in Greece.

FRANCESCA can be ordered now at the  MVD Shop or on Amazon. 

Ladies Who Brunch: Kristen Stewart & Alicia Cargile

Not Giving A F@#k!
Alicia Cargile & Kristen Stewart

Personally I am a Kristen Stewart fan, perhaps because I have seen her body of work outside of the abysmal Twilight franchise. 

What also makes me adore her is her "I don't give a shit" about what others think attitude. Especially when it comes to her love life. Instead of making a big to do with a cover story on People Magazine, she started dating other women, in the public eye and without fanfare. 

Stewart has been asked about her love life by the press several times and her response has been "I'm not hiding anything." I love that, why does she have to define herself for any of us, when it is obvious who she is dating. Seriously, she does not owe anyone anything when it comes to her personal life and unless you are blind...

Recently she was spotted at brunch in Los Feliz with her girlfriend Alicia Cargile looking happy. You go Kristen!

T.G.I.F! Have a great weekend and Bend It Like Stewart!

Kristen on IMDB:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0829576/?ref_=nv_sr_2

Eat Me! I'm A Lesbian Taco!

My Taco Brings All The Girls To The Yard
Salma Hayek 

Ever eat a lesbian taco? Perhaps you have and you didn't even know it. The question is, what kind of meat does such a taco come with...beef, chicken or perhaps fish? 

Well find out tomorrow, Friday August 12th when the raunchy comedy Sausage Party opens - The story of food items who think that being bought by humans will lead them to a world of paradise, not devoured. 

In it Salma Hayek plays a woman loving other women taco named Teresa who has the hot sauce for a hot dog bun played by Kristin Wiig.

While this kind of thing can be a dicey concept the reviews so far on Rotten Tomatoes are 87% fresh presently and the trailer is hilarious! Hey, who doesn't want to smell what kind of meat Salma is packing?!

Check out the trailer after the jump!

Rotten Tomatoes Reviews:
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/sausage_party/ 

Saddle Up, It's Tanya Tucker!

Rhinestone Cowgirl
Tanya Tucker

She's more than a little bit country, she is country!

Groundbreaking country music icon Tanya Tucker will be all over television this month, including “Fox & Friends,” “Access Hollywood,” “The Big Interview with Dan Rather,” “The Dailey & Vincent Show” and more as she promotes her North American tour and opens up about her estate sale.

August 10 - 9:30 AM ET
The Big Interview With Dan Rather
AXS-TV (Click here for local listings)

August 15 - 7:30 AM ET
“Fox & Friends”
Fox News Channel (Click here for local listings)

August 20 - 9:30 PM ET
“The Dailey & Vincent Show”
RFD-TV (Click here for local listings)

The CMA-award winning artist is also taking her 2016 tour up a notch with the addition of new dates to venues across the country.Click here for tickets (tour dates below).

Tucker is also cleaning out her closet and storage by selling an extraordinary treasure trove of clothing, accessories, jewelry, keepsakes from iconic performances and more through an upcoming auction on EBTH.com. The online sale will begin August 15 at 2am ET and end August 24 at 8pm ET. A percentage of the proceeds from the sale will be donated to Sweet Relief Musicians Fund, an organization that provides financial assistance to all types of career musicians and industry workers who are struggling to make ends meet while facing illness, disability or age-related problems. (sweetrelief.org).

Recently, the Academy of Country Music announced Tucker will be honored with the Cliffie Stone Pioneer Award during the 10th Annual ACM Honors™, an evening dedicated to recognizing the special honorees on Tuesday, August 30, 2016 at the historic Ryman Auditorium in Nashville, TN.. For the first time ever, ACM Honors will be produced for television by dick clark productions and broadcast at a later date on the CBS Television Network. Performers and airdate for the primetime special will be announced in the coming weeks.

TANYA TUCKER ON TOUR:
Aug. 11 Elma, Wash. - Grays Harbor County Fair
Aug. 12 Lincoln City, Ore. - Chinook Winds Casino
Aug. 13 Lincoln City, Ore. - Chinook Winds Casino
Aug. 20 Rising Sun, Ind. - Rising Star Casino Resort
Aug. 25 Baton Rouge, La. - Manship Theatre
Aug. 26 Biloxi, Miss. - Golden Nugget - Grand Ballroom
Aug. 27 Lake Charles, La. - Golden Nugget - Grand Event Center
Sept. 10 Warren, Pa. - Struthers Library Theatre
Sept. 16 Wilmington, N.C. - Cape Fear Community
Sept. 23 Hopewell, Va. - The Beacon Theatre
Sept. 24 Huntington, N.Y. - The Paramount
Sept. 29 Kerrville, Texas - Cailloux Theater
Sept. 30 Rosenberg, Texas - Fort Bend County Fair
Oct. 01 Crockett, Texas – Crockett Civic Center
Oct. 07 Watertown, S.D. – Dakota Sioux Casino
Oct. 11 Swift Current, SK Canada – The Living Sky Casino
Oct. 12 Whitecap, SK Canada – Dakota Dunes Casino
Oct. 14 Fort Hall, Idaho – Fort Hall Casino
Oct. 15 Pendleton, Ore. – Wildhorse Resort
Oct. 16 Airway Heights, Wash. - Northern Quest Casino
Oct. 22 - Renfro Valley, Ky. - Renfro Valley
Oct. 28 Salisbury, Mass. - Blue Ocean Music Hall
Oct. 29 Woonsocket, R.I. - Stadium Theatre Performing Arts Centre
Nov. 03 – El Dorado, Ark. – El Dorado Municipal
Nov. 05 – The Colony, Texas – The Colony Five Star
Dec. 03 – Wendover, Nev. – Peppermill Concert Hall
Dec. 04 – Las Vegas, NV – Golden Nugget Casino

Follow Tanya Tucker on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, YouTube or visit tanyatucker.com.

M.I.L.F. & Spaceman: Fergie & Josh Duhamel

M.I.L.F. & Spaceman
Fergie & Josh Duhamel 

For some reason I am in an mood to objectify people this week. Perhaps it is the heat, maybe the humidity, most likely it's because, I'm a guy, you figure that out.

Here for your viewing pleasure is a couple I would definitely join as a plus one. Fergie and Josh Duhamel at the premiere of his movie Spaceman.

Spaceman is the story of former MLB pitcher Bill "Spaceman" Lee following his...oh who gives a fuck. I am more interested in how beautiful these two look together and filling in the blanks of being their third wheel.

FYI - for the record, I think Fergie is hotter than Josh, but there is an underlying edge to his good looks that suggest some interesting basic instincts.

Fergie can give me "M.I.L.F.$" anytime!

Fergie at: 
www.fergie.com/

Josh at: 
https://twitter.com/joshduhamel

Photobomb! Justin Trudeau

Who's That Guy?
Justin Trudeau!
Photo: Marnie Recker

For those of you who may not know, Justin Trudeau is the strapping Prime Minister of Canada. Really that's all you need to know about him because that's what this post is all about...yep it's time to objectify him!

The above image is you see is him shirtless on the beach graciously deferring to a bride to be and her family, yum!

Photographer Marnie Recker caught the candid wedding crasher and tweeted it with these hashstags and such..

#Trudeau moves out of the way for a bride coming onto the beach to be married. #tofino #cdnpoli #surf #wedding

Very nice Marnie, what a good eye you have, a very good one. 

Here is a close-up of Trudeau's mug so you can better see what he looks like, handsome guy he is.

Love That Joker
Justin Trudeau

Check out Marnie's Photography at: 

http://marnierecker.com/