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| Make A Plan Michael Shinafelt |
This week's Monday Motivation? V-O-T-E! I already have, it's as simple as that. That's correct Minions my VOTE has been received and counted.
Just Do It!!!
Voter Information:
Monday, November 2, 2020
Sunday, November 1, 2020
Riding Into November...
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| Halle & Her Harley Halle Berry |
Even though 2020 has been the longest year on record, it's hard to believe we have arrived in November, at all, actually. Well here to ride it in two days before the biggest election of our lives is Halle Berry seen on her Harley-Davidson out and about in Los Angeles.
Hey who wouldn't want to take a ride with Halle on her hog?! (in case you didn't know that is slang for Harley-Davidson, Google it if you don't believe me...)
Thus making Ms. Berry our November ride or die poster grrrrl.
So let's grab a helmet and ride into November shall we? It's going to be a bumpy ride, 100% guaranteed with Election Day looming mighty this Tuesday. Ugh! The suspense is driving my anxiety through the roof!
Catch a ride with Halle on IG -
Saturday, October 31, 2020
It's Halloween!
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| 1978 & 2018 Halloween |
Well Halloween is going to be a little bit different this year, OK way different this year. Except for me perhaps. Yeah, I've gone to the West Hollywood Street Carnival a few times. But mostly I stay in and watch horror movies.
Thus, that is exactly what I am doing tonight. I'm going to watch the original Halloween which is my favorite scare flick of all time and then watch the awesome 2018 follow up.
Hey, I know how to party, oh "yes" I do!!!
So what's on your Halloween agenda?
Pumpkin Smash!
Halloween on Wikipedia -
Friday, October 30, 2020
"She's A Woman!"
TWO JEWISH HOLIDAY SONGS TO BE RELEASED DURING HANUKKAH
“SHE’S A WOMAN” VIDEO HERE TOPS 1 MILLION VIEWS
“SHE’S A WOMAN” 2021 U.S. TOUR DATES ON SALE NOW
Aaaaaaaand... Crack-tion! After a wild ride on RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars 5, America’s favorite JEW(el) Miz Cracker, the Matzo Mama herself is back with all the fabulous projects she can possibly fit into her scrumptious pickled purse. First up on November 11, Miz Cracker is set to star in the premiere episode of Hulu’s original new series Eater’s Guide To The World, a food-and-travel show narrated by Maya Rudolph that celebrates some of the world’s most storied culinary destinations. See the trailer HERE
Additionally, Miz Cracker will be releasing some salty new Jewish holiday bangers just in time for Hanukkah (more to be revealed soon) and her brand new “She’s a Woman” podcast is set to debut Monday, December 7. Every Monday Miz Cracker will start your week off by talking with incredible women from around the world about their achievements. Featuring interviews with detectives, pilots, bookstore owners, comics and more. Each show asks a new guest: What is it like to be a woman in your field? In the world? And what are some life lessons that every listener should hear? The podcast show includes: some good news for the week, an interview with a special guest, and information about the upcoming “She’s a Woman” 2021 Tour. Learn more HERE.
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| Cracker That Whip! Photo: Gabriel Gastelum |
The 2021 North American “She’s a Woman” tour has it all—standup, original music, slapstick, and jump splits! Giving audiences a glimpse into Miz Cracker’s world after All-Stars, “She’s a Woman” tells the story of her journey from self-doubt to self-confidence—and the ridiculous characters and calamities she found along the way. Experience the comedic world of Miz Cracker through never-before-seen videos and untold stories coming to a theater near you in 2021. This brand new drag extravaganza is set to kick off next summer with dates throughout the US and Canada. Please note that the current tour dates are being rescheduled and will be announced in the coming weeks. Tickets are currently on sale HERE
View tour announcement video HERE
Miz Cracker recently released her latest single & music video for “She’s a Woman” which has now topped over 1 million views. Watch the video HERE. Plans to release more new music from the upcoming tour are in the works and will be revealed closer to the start of the summer tour.
“SHE’S A WOMAN” TOUR - HERE
(PLEASE NOTE THE BELOW DATES ARE CURRENTLY BEING RESCHEDULED FOR MID 2021 AND WILL BE ANNOUNCED IN THE COMING WEEKS)
01/30 Los Angeles, CA (Dynasty Typewriter)
02/01 San Francisco, CA (Alcazar Theatre)
02/03 Portland, OR (Revolution Hall)
02/04 Boise, ID (Knitting Factory)
02/05 Salt Lake City, UT (Metro Music Hall)
02/09 Lincoln, NE (Bourbon Theatre)
02/10 Madison, WI (Majestic Theatre)
02/14 Chicago, IL (Metro)
02/15 Columbus, OH(Lincoln Theatre)
02/16 Cleveland, OH (Ohio Theater)
02/17 Boston, MA (Royale)
02/19 Washington, DC (Miracle Theatre)
02/20 Atlanta, GA (Out Front Theatre)
02/22 Birmingham, AL (The Lyric)
02/23 New Orleans, LA (House of Blues)
02/24 Dallas, TX (Kessler Theater)
02/26 Houston, TX (Heights Theater)
02/28 Austin, TX (Emo's)
03/01 Vancouver, BC (Vancouver Playhouse)
03/05 Toronto, ON (The Royal)
03/08 Ottawa, ON (Algonquin Commons Theatre)
03/15 Buffalo, NY (Shea's Smith Theatre)
Follow Miz Cracker here:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miz_cracker/
Twitter:https://twitter.com/miz_cracker
Facebook :https://www.facebook.com/MizCrackerOfficial/
Official website: https://mizcracker.com/
Thursday, October 29, 2020
Michael's Musings
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| Suck It! Michael Shinafelt |
“When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire.” - Angelina Jolie
Even though I wasn't a little girl, this is something Angelina Jolie and I have in common. "Yes" I too wanted to be a vampire. Thus with only 2 more days until Halloween I bequeath you with an image of myself as one, and what my current motto as my vampire self is regarding the world around me. Yeah, there's that...
"In California, you have a special mask. You cannot under any circumstances take it off." -Donald Trump. I live in California, apparently these masks are very special since no one has ever heard of them
See it for yourself, candy corn for your pores...discuss
For some inexplicable reason Craig Conover from Southern Charm just flashed (literally) in my mind
FYI - One religion is right and the rest are wrong and you have to figure out what the right one is or you go to hell.
I'll clean my room in exchange for your immortal soul, deal?
A robot that cracks your back Elon Musk? Please put "rocket science" on hold for this dire issue
Finally saw the movie Trick R Treat, what fun, not to mention creepy!!!
Pizza, Orgasms, Social Justice - describe your perfect day
Woman Crush of the Week - Jamie Lee Curtis in the original Halloween. It's my favorite horror movie, and who didn't have a crush on Laurie Strode???
Tis the season for Homicidal Chihuahuas
Answer: Alexa play me the Scooby Doo theme song
Question: What do you do when a murderer is chasing you in your house
Morgan Fairchild was on the loose in Toluca Lake last night. Check out her Twitter feed of all the videos she shot of the houses decorated for Halloween, they're great!
It's like the McRib nobody likes it, but it comes back ever couple of years
This Saturday is - The Night He Came Home! Happy Halloween, Silver Shamrock
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Wednesday, October 28, 2020
Tuesday, October 27, 2020
Meow! It's "National Black Cat Day"
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| James Dean |
With a scant 4 more days until Halloween, how fitting that today is National Black Cat Day...Meow!
So I let my fingers hit the keyboard and Google the WWW and what to my wandering eyes did appear but a pictorial to honor Halloween of Black Cats and their celebrity owners. One in partik stood out, well a few actually did but this one popped a little more.
Behold the beauty of James Dean and his Black Cat, oh, and there's also a table involved too, for good measure (I guess.)
For those of you reading this who don't know who James Dean is, and I am sure there are a few. First of all take the Walk of Shame and then do a Google search. You'll thank me, trust...
Seeing James and his pussy takes me back to a simpler time, also a time in Hollywood that will never come back. "Yes" Virginia all the glamour is gone, but legends live on!
Go Black Cat or go home! Have you cleaned the litter box?!
James on Wikipedia:
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