Hello Wednesday, something twisted this way comes! With the hotly anticipated Scream movie opening this Friday I thought today we would Hump Day & Chill Ghostface style.
"Yes" Minions we are going to bend it like the current incarnation of Ghostface above, by kicking back and letting the bodies pile up!
Word on the street is that Scream is the best sequel to Scream since Scream. That's so Meta.
Honestly with that kind of buzz I can't wait to see what they do with this outing and who the new Ghostface is and why they wanna keep harassing the population of Woodsboro. Seriously haven't they been butchered enough?!
In fact I plan on being at the cinema this Friday with my booty firmly planted in a chair taking it all in and shouting it all out.
But for now I'm gonna go Hump Day & Chill with Ghostface, the uncertainty is real...
Revenge is a hearty meal for phantoms of the prairie! On a dark and haunting night, all that is visible by the campfire light is the breath of vicious lawmen. The local preacher and townspeople gather on a lonesome prairie as the lawless career of desperado Frank Clements is about to end. Just as the hangman's noose tightens around his neck, the most feared outlaw of 1888 shouts a curse of revenge on the town preacher - a curse which will haunt the preacher's family through generations. One hundred years later, unsuspecting of the events in 1888, the town is prospering. Frank Clements and his gang return from hell to seek revenge against the preacher's grandson and his family. The fight against the phantoms from the past proves futile, and they become unwilling victims of bloodthirsty outlaws. Weapons are defenseless against the phantom cowboys - you can't kill what's already dead!
"I'm the gypsy, the acid queen, Pay me before I start, I'm the gypsy, I'm guaranteed, To tear your soul apart" - Acid Queen, Tina Turner
I'm wide awake on this Monday January 10th 2022 and guess what Minions??? Acid Queen by Tina Turner from the brilliant Ken Russell film Tommy is my earworm.
While I'm not really sure why that is, hey who is ever sure of an earworm? As far as these things go I'll take it!
Honestly there are worse ways to kick off your week like the meeting I have to hit this ayem, my back being sore and then there's the fact that I have had the worst insomnia for a couple of weeks. Yeah, you get the picture.
Tina Turner singing anything is a win, so I'm gonna take her energy and head into today like...The Acid Queen!
Give It A Name... Drew Barrymore and an Anonymous Chicken
Today we finally receive the answer to that age old question: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" The answer is: "To hang with Drew Barrymore!" Now that's a good reason, not a million reasons, but one good one.
Drew is sharing the joy of this moment by posing with said chicken on the streets of NYC. While filming The Drew Barrymore Show, naturally.
Ahhh...Sunday Funday!
My only remaining question "?" Who's that chicken??? I mean doesn't the chicken have a name?! He's almost famous...
With the passing of screen legend Sidney Poitier, today I am honoring him with a write-up of his groundbreaking and timeless film Guess Who's Coming To Dinner.
You can read the expert piece on it at my buddy Jay Jacobson's Classic Movie Blog at the link below.
R.I.P. Sir your legacy and legend will live forever
"Put some lipstick on, Perfume your neck and slip your high heels on" - Manicure, Lady Gaga
It's coming at you January 12th at 6pm to be exact. Oh, you wanna know what's coming at you don't you? Of course you do!
Emmy Nominated MUA Robert Hensley is launching his YouTube and Podcast show Face Value. "Yes" I'm gonna give you a quick overview of what FV is right here, right now. The show contains candid conversations about our perceptions of beauty.
Robert's first guest is the amazing and talented Valarie Pettiford probably best know for her role "Big Dee Dee" Thorne on Half & Half. I've seen the premiere episode and it is something you don't want to miss! It's insightful not to mention fun!
So I'm going to hand this over to Robert and let him tell you more about it via this video teaser...
Want to know more? Robert gave yours truly five juicy reason you need Face Value in your life:
1) These are truly candid conversations; there was no script, just real talk, recorded live!
2) This is a diverse roster of guests with a range of experiences across the entertainment industry; actors, content creators, and artists expressing a variety of perspectives on beauty.
3) Each episode is easily digestible at 30-40 minutes in length. The video content will be available on YouTube, and the audio from each episode will be available on Apple Podcasts and all major podcast platforms.
4) Pandemic production of the series is a nationwide, remote effort; Robert recorded the interviews in Burbank, CA, while other aspects of the show were being handled in Missouri and Vermont.
5) There is a personal connection with each guest: as well as having done their makeup, Robert also directed Valarie and Denise is the short film "Birth Mother;" Cici was the makeup artist on the first film Robert ever wrote/produced; Christopher has starred in two projects on which Robert was a key artist - the LA revival of "Women Behind Bars" and the digital series "Whata Lark;" and Robert earned a Daytime Emmy nomination for his work on Kit's "Eastsiders" series and was key makeup on his latest series, the forthcoming "Unconventional," on which Briana is one of the costars!
Here we are heading toward the end of the first full week of 2022, granted it's still early in the year but with all the insanity happening what should one do in 2022?!
My advice? Play it by ear and go with the flow is the best any of us can do at this point, shall we sally forth, Magic 8 Ball says: "Yes!"
Sometimes a goblin is just a goblin, the more you know
May the only negative things in 2022 be your COVID tests
Things That Make You Go Hmmm: On judgement day you'll wish your car had Jesus stickers
Saw The Lost Daughter on Netflix, it haunts me daily
You're most likely a freak, get into it
Just because I read your E-mail don't assume I absorbed or processed any of it
Season two of Euphoria premieres this Sunday - I can't wait!!!
I too have cancelled my January 6 press conference, discuss...
Woman Crush of the Week - Sydney Sweeney I love her as Cassie Howard on Euphoria
Do you know who Horshack is? Then you are cool AF
Like how does anyone decide that selling farts in a jar is a thing?!
The first rule of Ritz Crackers is if you open a sleeve of them you must finish all of it
