Fast, But Not Furious

Wild Thing
Jason Momoa

"Get your motor runnin', Head out on the highway, Looking for adventure, In whatever comes our way" - Born To Be Wild

Hello Minions, look it's Jason Momoa on a motorcycle. I wonder what he's up to? Could it be he is filming Fast X in Rome? Why "Yes" it could be and is exactly what Jason is doing presently. 

While I have never driven a motorcycle I have been a passenger on one. It's a rush of pure adrenaline!!!

Honestly I would love be a passenger on Jason's bike, I bet he is Hell on wheels (this is meant as a compliment) and would really take you for a ride!!!

Thus here we are time to get our collective motors running Minions as Mr. Momoa is know to do...

Stay Wild!

Jason on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/prideofgypsies/  

Multiverse Of Madness

Multiverse of Madness
David Lynch

No surprise that Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness cleaned up at the box office this weekend. But did you ever wonder what the multiverse would look like through the eyes of filmmaker David Lynch?

Well Minions we need to wonder no more, here he is the one and only David Lynch in his very own multiverse of madness which consists of him and mass quantities of Woody Woodpeckers!

How's that for the start of the work week?

Yeah, I figured as much...

David Lynch on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Lynch  

Happy Mother's Day

Serial Mom
Kathleen Turner

Happy Mother's Day to all the Moms out there! I thought I'd get cheeky today by celebrating with one of my Top 3 favorite John Waters films Serial Mom.

Nobody does it better than Kathleen Turner as Beverly Sutphin in this classic 1994 Dark Comedy. 

Here's the 411 on it for the uninitiated:

"Happy housewife Beverly Sutphin has a charmed life - a beautiful suburban home, a successful dentist husband, and two normal teenagers. However, when one of her son's teachers speaks disparagingly of the boy at a parent-teacher conference, Bev runs the instructor over in the school parking lot. Suddenly she has an insatiable taste for murder. Six homicides later, the cops get wise to her crimes"

Something to contemplate today...

Have a good one Minions!!!

Mother's Day on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother%27s_Day

Trim Your Bush(es)

We've Got Big Bushes And We Can Not Lie

Well Minions today is the day to get out there and trim your bush(es) - "Yes" it's World Naked Gardening Day.

Here to celebrate with us are various types of naked men and their bushes that desperately are in need of a trim.

Won't you shed your clothes and join them in the garden? Too shy well then suite yourself, you'll have to trim your bush alone.

But, if you want to give it whirl and make it a group effort well...

Shed your inhibitions at the gate!

World Naked Gardening Day on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Naked_Gardening_Day

Film Buff Friday: Planet Of The Apes

                        "Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!"

Today we take a walk down memory lane to when science fiction films were truly interesting and not what is passed off today for the genre. Let's re-visit the 1968 version of Planet Of The Apes.

What's that you say, you didn't know there was another version other than the, how shall I put this nicely, awful 2001 Tim Burton movie of the same named? Well there was and it is quite compelling and provocative.

Hey, don't simply take my word for it, check out my buddy Jay Jacobson's Classic Movie Blog. Jay really digs deep into this film and gives behind the scenes commentary as well.

"Go Ape" at the link below!

https://www.jaysclassicmovieblog.com/post/99-planet-of-the-apes-1968

Michael's Musings

"Just Let Go"
Michael Shinafelt

"Today is the day to let go of things that no longer serve you" 

I have gotten a tattoo to celebrate every decade of my life since my twenties. I have yet to get one in my fifties. I will be getting one soon. What is it going to be you ask? "Just Let Go" I highly recommend it! 

Happy Cinco De Mayo Minions!!!

May the filth be with you always and forever

Any weekend plans I should know about???

People who love horror movies will always be spared by me, the more you know...

Raise your hand if you have completely lost trust in the Supreme Court ✋

Does anyone know of someone who has a pet deer named Pippin? Anyone???

Went outside for a walk by choice. Who am I anymore?

Law & Order: SVU, tonight! That is all

Woman Crush of the Week - Blake Lively at the Met Gala, heck she is a one woman Met Gala unto herself

OMG! One of my favorite movies: The Craft is now 25 years old

Does anyone remember what happened in Dirty Dancing? Think about it, but not too much

Follow your nightmares Minions

How come no one speaks of WAP anymore???

It's OK, I don't know WTF I'm doing either

Join me in the confusion here -

https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en

https://twitter.com/MShinafelt   

Hump Day & Chill

Today is May The 4th as in "May The 4th Be With You." Thus we are going to Hump Day & Chill by honoring the celebration of Star Wars fans everywhere!

What's that you ask? Am I a Star Wars fan? Well yes and no. When I was younger and the movies first came out I was a HUGE fan of the original trilogy. The prequels not so much. 

After the prequels (which sucked) I never went back to the series when it had it's recent reboot with The Force Awakens. I had lost interest, out grown the series if you will at that point. Even the originals which I loved dearly in my youth hold little to no interest to me anymore.

But a silly fan celebration like this is always fun to acknowledge and adds some levity to ones day.

Thus I hereby decree we Hump Day & Chill to Star Wars - May The 4th Be With You Minions!!!

Star Wars Day on the WWW -

https://www.starwars.com/star-wars-day