Hump Day & Chill

Chill
Michael Shinafelt

Well it's been a week that feels like a year, so I'm gonna keep it simple and Hump Day & Chill with a gin martini straight up two olives in my favorite Sapphire Martini Glass next to a Palm Tree.

Isn't my martini glass cool? Not coincidentally it was given to me as a set with a bottle of, you guessed it Bombay Sapphire Gin for my Birthday one year.

So why don't you come join me under the Palm Tree on my street and Hump Day & Chill by imbibing with me?

You know you want to...

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https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en 

Snowflake

Eminem

"I am not a liberal snowflake. My feelings aren't fragile, my heart isn't bleeding. I am a badass believer in human rights. My toughness is tenderness. My strength is in the service of others. There is nothing more fierce than formidable, unconditional love. There is not a thing more courageous than compassion. But if my belief in equity, empathy, goodness, and love indeed makes me or people like me snowflakes, then you should know - WINTER IS COMING." - Eminem

Eminem on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/eminem/?hl=en

Do You Hate Me?

Tender Misfit

Hey Minions, Tender Misfit has just dropped her highly anticipated EP "Do You Hate Me?" and it doesn't disappoint.

My two personal favorite tracks on it are "Dirt" and "Stupid Girl" her lyrics on all the songs are amazing! 

Tender Misfit is here to give you some insight on her latest musical baby -

"Do You Hate Me?" Is a collection of music that tells the story of a girl finding herself in spite of heartache trying to tear her down. This EP did truly help me find myself, not just as a person but as an artist. I know who I am now and I am so excited about the future of my project as Tender Misfit. Sonically I was influenced by artists like Lana del Rey, Marina and the Diamonds, and Olivia Rodrigo, who have paved the way for weird girls like me to own the stage."

Indeed...

Here are the links for all things Tender Misfit:

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/tender.misfit/

YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZwwdFpKLtCJw_782Bl-WyA

TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@tendermisfit  

Vibe

Watch Out!
Jennifer Lopez

While I am not a girl and definitely not a woman this fun photo of Jennifer Lopez is in tune with the exact "vibe" I am feeling at present.

Big bold and ready to push through anything that gets in my way! In other words BDE!

Call it Attack of the 50 Ft. Man, if you will, or not.

The choice is yours...

Jennifer on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/jlo/  

Candyman, Candyman, Candyman...

Tony Todd

Perhaps if we say his name five times Tony Todd will appear.

RIP Candyman...

Tony on IMDb -

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0865302/

What Ariana Grande Says

Here is what sums up my thoghts about a certain someone at present. Ariana Grande said it best in Don't Look Up. 

If you know, you know.

Time to weekend!

Ariana on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/arianagrande/

Michael's Musings

"I Wish I Were Dumb Enough
To Be Happy Today"
Michael Shinafelt

This is dedicated to the a certain percentage of Americans:

"Hello?
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone at home?" - Comfortably Numb, Pink Floyd 

Time to move on, and hope for the best. I hear they can't wait to start work on Project 2025.  They told you who they are...

I wish I could pull the sad out of you 

How did I spend yesterday? Binging Sex and the City and drinking wine

My big fat _____ should be on Ozempic (the blank is yours to fill in)

Seeing as how I failed as a Disney Prince, I am now a witch, the more you know

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know - Ernest Hemingway

FYI Although like most people I love Samantha Jones, Charlotte York is my favorite Sex and the City character

BTW Getting your sausage licked is overrated, that's all

I don't trust words, I trust vibes

Woman Crush of The Week - Patti Smith, People Have The Power!

A new Law and Order: SVU is on tonight, it's the little things

It's time I updated the font size on my phone

He will always be a duck man to me...

Zoe Kravitz and Channing Tatum have broken off their three year engagement. Hey, at least they didn't get married and divorced

Now if you'll excuse me I need to let the universe flow through me

Flow with me here -

https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en

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