Michael's Musings

F#ck The Pain Away
Michael Shinafelt

"Like Sex on the Beaches, what? Right, uh, F#ck the pain away, f#ck the pain away" Peaches, F#ck The Pain Away

Well this has been an interesting week. My emotions are all over the place post my Mother's passing. Yeah, I heard it was hard to lose your Mom, but you never really know what that means till it happens to you.

Hence the self portrait I took just now to accompany this weeks column. "Yes" it isn't specific and you can draw your own conclusions. That sums it all up for me presently, let's move forward...

Teenie Weenie Beanie, discuss

Let Jesus Come Inside You, now there's something to contemplate 

I want someone who can explain Vegan Porn to me

Told someone that WAP meant Worship and Praise, wait until they find out!!!

Alignment over urgency

Whenever I am down there is always a Law & Order: SVU or Buffy The Vampire Slayer marathon to comfort me

Vanderpump Rules is actually good this season. The sh!t is real!

Don't forget to take time to breathe

Woman Crush of the Week - Katie Maloney, she's the MVP on Vanderpump Rules this season and she owns it!!!

It snowed in Los Angeles yesterday, so there's that...

Pro Tip - If you have a relative who has a Tesla set it up so it farts when they use the turn signal

Gay sex is twice as manly as straight sex, the more you know

Working on the daisy chain gang

However difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at

Brainstorm with me here -

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