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Then a along came Penis-gate, and her giving zero F#cks attitude about her wedding to Aaron Phypers. That's correct minions Denise is on the show to make the rest of the women look trivial and annoying IMHO. Denise is there to teach them, not to mention the rest of us, life is too short to accentuate the negative have fun and let the good times roll! So, what are we waiting for, time to roll and rock...!!!
Life is a parade of absurdities and pain, and then we die, alone, in filth. So, yes, little girl I shall buy a box of Thin Mints.
That time in spin class when my Whore and my Toy didn't show. That's correct I was a Toyless Whore 😟
Check your panda
According to an online game my Metal Band name is: Crucified C#nt Muffin Witch
Need proof Karma exists? I present you Wendy Williams
I know tongue talk
Cherry's my favorite
What's up hoes?
Drive by Lesbian moment, discuss
Colin Farrell, Colin Farrell, Colin Farrell
Put a little lust in your heart
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a _______ fill in that blank, I dare ya!
Dumbo opens tomorrow
The Ides of March are winding down
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