Showing posts with label Wendy Williams. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wendy Williams. Show all posts

Thursday, March 28, 2019

Michael's Musings

Look Closer
Michael Shinafelt
Many of my friends who are fans of the show The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have posed this question to me since episode one: "Why is Denise Richards on the show?" 

Then a along came Penis-gate, and her giving zero F#cks attitude about her wedding to Aaron Phypers. That's correct minions Denise is on the show to make the rest of the women look trivial and annoying IMHO. Denise is there to teach them, not to mention the rest of us, life is too short to accentuate the negative have fun and let the good times roll! So, what are we waiting for, time to roll and rock...!!!

Life is a parade of absurdities and pain, and then we die, alone, in filth. So, yes, little girl I shall buy a box of Thin Mints.

That time in spin class when my Whore and my Toy didn't show. That's correct I was a Toyless Whore 😟

Check your panda 

According to an online game my Metal Band name is: Crucified C#nt Muffin Witch

Need proof Karma exists? I present you Wendy Williams

I know tongue talk

Cherry's my favorite

What's up hoes?

Drive by Lesbian moment, discuss



Colin Farrell, Colin Farrell, Colin Farrell

Put a little lust in your heart 

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a _______ fill in that blank, I dare ya!

Dumbo opens tomorrow 

The Ides of March are winding down 

Spring forward with me to April won't you at:
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Saturday, July 4, 2015

Who Wore The American Flag Best?

Look, It's The Star Spangled Banner(s)

Happy 4th of July people!

To honor the 4th I am featuring five famous females (say THAT three times fast) - in a Catherine Malandrino designed American flag shirt/dress

So who do you think wore Old Glory better?

Halle Berry? Meryl Streep? Tatyana Ali? Wendy Williams? or perhaps Miss USA?

Celebrate your independence and cast your vote.

Have fun and be safe today! 

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