Amy Schumer Can "Catch a Dick"

Why Isn't The "A" Scarlet?
Photo: Matt Irwin

"I'm probably like 160 pounds right now, and I can catch a dick whenever I want." - Amy Schumer to Glamour Magazine

Oh Yeeeeeeees! I love Amy and her insightful brand of comedy, not to mention it's honesty and, well how raunchy it is, if I am being straight up.

I never miss an episode of Inside Amy Schumer.

Personally other than Mad Max Fury Road, Trainwreck is the only movie I really wanted to see this summer.

Yes, that's correct I wanna see Amy her cellulite, belly and all get down and dirty and act like guys have been acting on screen forever. But instead of being an entitled guy who bangs all the women he wants, it goes without saying Schumer will catch a ride on all the guys she wants. Werd!

You go chica!

Check out the trailer for Trainwreck below:

Tap Amy on IMDB: 
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2154960/?ref_=nv_sr_2

One On One With Tanya Tucker

Hit It Tanya!

Tanya Tucker Talks One on One with Tavis Smiley this Friday, July 10th

 

Tanya selected as July Artist for "An Intimate Evening with Eddie Stubbs" airing TONIGHT live from The Country Music Hall of Fame on 650 AM WSM 

The Unsinkable Tanya Tucker!
 

It’s an interview you won’t want to miss! Country music superstar Tanya Tucker appears July 10 on Tavis Smiley, the nationally distributed PBS talk-show hosted by Tavis Smiley. During the program, Tanya and Tavis discuss her career, the ever-evolving world of country music, and Tanya’s future--including her current tour and recording plans. Tavis Smiley is known as one of television’s best interviewers, and he has been a fixture on the PBS late-night lineup since 2004. Recent guests on his show include musician Boz Scaggs, actress Susan Sarandon, and current presidential candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders. Tavis Smiley airs on PBS affiliates across the country, and broadcast times vary. So check your local listings for the time. Tanya’s appearance on Tavis Smiley is just one of many media appearances she’s made. Additionally, she’s appearing on Fox News affiliates across the nation, and she will be featured in an upcoming broadcast of Reflections with Keith Bilbrey. If you don't see Tanya on Tavis, you can see her live! July 17 – Sharon L. Morse Performing Arts  Center – The Villages, FL July 18 – The Ranch – Fort Myers, FL July 24 – Golden Nugget Ballroom – Lake Charles, LA July 25 – Golden Nugget Ballroom – Biloxi, MS July 31 – Downstream Casino and Resort – Quapaw, OK Aug 1 – Billy Bob’s Texas – Ft. Worth, TX Aug 5 – Full Throttle Saloon – East Sturgis, SD Aug 14 – 26th Annual Havelock Country Jamboree – Havelock, ON CA Aug 16 – Celebrate Erie – Erie, PA Aug 29 – Ho-Chunk Gaming Wisconsin Dells – Baraboo, WI Sep 11 – Seven Clans Casino – Warroad, MN Sep 12 – Royal River Casino – Flandreau, SD Sep 13 – Texas Tranzplants – Macomb, IL Oct 10 – Center for the Arts – Russleville, AR Oct 11 – Andy Williams Moon River Theatre – Branson, MO Oct 24 – New Barn – Renfro Valley, KY Oct 30 – State Theatre – Eau Claire, WI Oct 31 – The Palladium – Carmel, IN For current tour dates, and to keep abreast of when Tanya will be appearing near you, visit www.tanyatucker.com. Twitter: @tanya_tucker Facebook: /TanyaTuckerOfficial Instagram: @TheTanyatucker

Riding The Shark With Zac Efron

Zac Efron: I Thought I Called Uber?

Ugh! If there is one thing that scares me, it's sharks! That would be courtesy of the movie Jaws, thank you very much Steven Spielberg...

Also as you may have guessed I have a thing for Zac Efron.

So in honor of Shark Week, yeah I am actually going to honor it, keep the snickering to a minimum.

I am posting a photo of something that terrifies me with someone who doesn't.

As if Zac couldn't get any more macho, off he goes into the ocean and hitches a ride with a Tiger Shark.

Hey Zac, I would love to face my fear with you anytime!

Shark Week, your what's for dinner.

Zac on IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1374980/?ref_=nv_sr_1 

Who Wore The American Flag Best?

Look, It's The Star Spangled Banner(s)

Happy 4th of July people!

To honor the 4th I am featuring five famous females (say THAT three times fast) - in a Catherine Malandrino designed American flag shirt/dress. 

So who do you think wore Old Glory better?

Halle Berry? Meryl Streep? Tatyana Ali? Wendy Williams? or perhaps Miss USA?

Celebrate your independence and cast your vote.

Have fun and be safe today! 

Need something new to wear check out Catherine on the Internet at:

http://catherinemalandrinousa.com/

Frivolous Friday: Scott Eastwood

The Ocean Looks So Enticing: Scott Eastwood

With the 4th of July Holiday weekend in full swing, it's time for some summertime frivolity.

By that I mean posting some skin baby! 

This weeks celebrity skin belongs to Clint Eastwood's hotter than Georgia asphalt son, Scott Eastwood.

I believe Scott has been in some movies and has a role in the upcoming super villain film Suicide Squad. 

But hey does any of that really matter when one looks like this?

Get frivolous and enjoy the view!

Great Scott! On IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2207222/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Where In The World Is Naama Kates?

Naama Kates: On The Move and Ready for Adventure!

Singer/Songwriter/Actress Naama Kates has been living out of a suitcase for the last six months. 

Globetrotting to places like Finland, Los Angeles, New York and coming soon Spain so I asked her what are her ten must haves when she travels.

So what's in your bag Naama?

1. My Xanax.  Because at some point during a 22 hour flight, you might start to go stir crazy and freak out and decide, during your 6-hour layover in Dublin, that you can't handle one more second in a plane and just run out into the street and then, after a couple of days frolicking and hanging out in pubs with Irish novelists, you realize you have to get to Madrid ASAP, and you've already spent all this money and, it's a good story but so's the one where you just get to Cadiz, and see flamenco music, and finish your movie and meet all these amazing people.... Yeah.  No panic attacks.  If it involves the TSA I'm taking my Xanax.

2. My laptop (and LaCie hard drives with my projects and iRig... I'll call this all work technogear.)

3. My iPhone, for internet (cuz there's free wifi everywhere in Europe) and music. Even though it
    won't work overseas and I'll have to buy a Slovenian burner phone. ;-)

4. My skin cream w/ SPF 50+!

5. My suede-bound notebook.  Right now I put everything in that.  Song chords and lyrics.  Shot
    lists.  To-do lists.  Phone numbers.  And I can always open it when meeting people to look
    more organized/professional.  Or just busy.  And I'd keep info in it like my flight confirmation 
    code and time and addresses I might need and even my passport and visa number in case I
    lose everything, and my electronic routing number, in case I lose EVERYTHING.  And
    because consequently, by losing this book, I am theoretically handing my identity to a thief  

    wrapped with ribbons and foil and a Christmas card-- I would NOT put my name anywhere in it! 

6. My make-up bag.  That's ONE item.  But if I were to lose it at the gas station in Hartola, I'd
    get mascara, lip gloss and BB cream first.

7.  A novel I know I can consume me, for the flight and more.

8.  Wallet. 

     

9.  Cigarettes and lighter.  Yeah yeah.

10.  Some jolly-ranchers..... wait... is this list about leaving home like before I travel or like to go to the gas station??? 

Keep tabs on Naama at: 
https://www.facebook.com/NaamaKates
https://twitter.com/naamakates
Listen to her at: 
https://www.reverbnation.com/naamakates
https://www.youtube.com/user/delilah11

Jennie Garth is a Hipster

Jennie Garth: If You've Got Em' Flaunt Em'

Best know for playing good two shoes Kelly Taylor on Beverly Hills 90210, Jennie Garth recently took the beach in Honolulu, Hawaii in an itsy bitsy teenie weenie black string bikini.

Oh, and two never seen before tattoos one on her right hip, the other on her left hip. Thus making Jennie July 2015's hipster, literally. 

Rather than bore you with a description of the tattoos, since you can see them in the image above, I must say they are quite impressive and have given me inspiration to get a fourth one.

Jennie, you rule!

Happy fist day of July!

Jennie on IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001259/?ref_=fn_nm_nm_1