Eat Me! I'm A Lesbian Taco!

My Taco Brings All The Girls To The Yard
Salma Hayek 

Ever eat a lesbian taco? Perhaps you have and you didn't even know it. The question is, what kind of meat does such a taco come with...beef, chicken or perhaps fish? 

Well find out tomorrow, Friday August 12th when the raunchy comedy Sausage Party opens - The story of food items who think that being bought by humans will lead them to a world of paradise, not devoured. 

In it Salma Hayek plays a woman loving other women taco named Teresa who has the hot sauce for a hot dog bun played by Kristin Wiig.

While this kind of thing can be a dicey concept the reviews so far on Rotten Tomatoes are 87% fresh presently and the trailer is hilarious! Hey, who doesn't want to smell what kind of meat Salma is packing?!

Check out the trailer after the jump!

Rotten Tomatoes Reviews:
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/sausage_party/ 

Saddle Up, It's Tanya Tucker!

Rhinestone Cowgirl
Tanya Tucker

She's more than a little bit country, she is country!

Groundbreaking country music icon Tanya Tucker will be all over television this month, including “Fox & Friends,” “Access Hollywood,” “The Big Interview with Dan Rather,” “The Dailey & Vincent Show” and more as she promotes her North American tour and opens up about her estate sale.

August 10 - 9:30 AM ET
The Big Interview With Dan Rather
AXS-TV (Click here for local listings)

August 15 - 7:30 AM ET
“Fox & Friends”
Fox News Channel (Click here for local listings)

August 20 - 9:30 PM ET
“The Dailey & Vincent Show”
RFD-TV (Click here for local listings)

The CMA-award winning artist is also taking her 2016 tour up a notch with the addition of new dates to venues across the country.Click here for tickets (tour dates below).

Tucker is also cleaning out her closet and storage by selling an extraordinary treasure trove of clothing, accessories, jewelry, keepsakes from iconic performances and more through an upcoming auction on EBTH.com. The online sale will begin August 15 at 2am ET and end August 24 at 8pm ET. A percentage of the proceeds from the sale will be donated to Sweet Relief Musicians Fund, an organization that provides financial assistance to all types of career musicians and industry workers who are struggling to make ends meet while facing illness, disability or age-related problems. (sweetrelief.org).

Recently, the Academy of Country Music announced Tucker will be honored with the Cliffie Stone Pioneer Award during the 10th Annual ACM Honors™, an evening dedicated to recognizing the special honorees on Tuesday, August 30, 2016 at the historic Ryman Auditorium in Nashville, TN.. For the first time ever, ACM Honors will be produced for television by dick clark productions and broadcast at a later date on the CBS Television Network. Performers and airdate for the primetime special will be announced in the coming weeks.

TANYA TUCKER ON TOUR:
Aug. 11 Elma, Wash. - Grays Harbor County Fair
Aug. 12 Lincoln City, Ore. - Chinook Winds Casino
Aug. 13 Lincoln City, Ore. - Chinook Winds Casino
Aug. 20 Rising Sun, Ind. - Rising Star Casino Resort
Aug. 25 Baton Rouge, La. - Manship Theatre
Aug. 26 Biloxi, Miss. - Golden Nugget - Grand Ballroom
Aug. 27 Lake Charles, La. - Golden Nugget - Grand Event Center
Sept. 10 Warren, Pa. - Struthers Library Theatre
Sept. 16 Wilmington, N.C. - Cape Fear Community
Sept. 23 Hopewell, Va. - The Beacon Theatre
Sept. 24 Huntington, N.Y. - The Paramount
Sept. 29 Kerrville, Texas - Cailloux Theater
Sept. 30 Rosenberg, Texas - Fort Bend County Fair
Oct. 01 Crockett, Texas – Crockett Civic Center
Oct. 07 Watertown, S.D. – Dakota Sioux Casino
Oct. 11 Swift Current, SK Canada – The Living Sky Casino
Oct. 12 Whitecap, SK Canada – Dakota Dunes Casino
Oct. 14 Fort Hall, Idaho – Fort Hall Casino
Oct. 15 Pendleton, Ore. – Wildhorse Resort
Oct. 16 Airway Heights, Wash. - Northern Quest Casino
Oct. 22 - Renfro Valley, Ky. - Renfro Valley
Oct. 28 Salisbury, Mass. - Blue Ocean Music Hall
Oct. 29 Woonsocket, R.I. - Stadium Theatre Performing Arts Centre
Nov. 03 – El Dorado, Ark. – El Dorado Municipal
Nov. 05 – The Colony, Texas – The Colony Five Star
Dec. 03 – Wendover, Nev. – Peppermill Concert Hall
Dec. 04 – Las Vegas, NV – Golden Nugget Casino

Follow Tanya Tucker on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, YouTube or visit tanyatucker.com.

M.I.L.F. & Spaceman: Fergie & Josh Duhamel

M.I.L.F. & Spaceman
Fergie & Josh Duhamel 

For some reason I am in an mood to objectify people this week. Perhaps it is the heat, maybe the humidity, most likely it's because, I'm a guy, you figure that out.

Here for your viewing pleasure is a couple I would definitely join as a plus one. Fergie and Josh Duhamel at the premiere of his movie Spaceman.

Spaceman is the story of former MLB pitcher Bill "Spaceman" Lee following his...oh who gives a fuck. I am more interested in how beautiful these two look together and filling in the blanks of being their third wheel.

FYI - for the record, I think Fergie is hotter than Josh, but there is an underlying edge to his good looks that suggest some interesting basic instincts.

Fergie can give me "M.I.L.F.$" anytime!

Fergie at: 
www.fergie.com/

Josh at: 
https://twitter.com/joshduhamel

Photobomb! Justin Trudeau

Who's That Guy?
Justin Trudeau!
Photo: Marnie Recker

For those of you who may not know, Justin Trudeau is the strapping Prime Minister of Canada. Really that's all you need to know about him because that's what this post is all about...yep it's time to objectify him!

The above image is you see is him shirtless on the beach graciously deferring to a bride to be and her family, yum!

Photographer Marnie Recker caught the candid wedding crasher and tweeted it with these hashstags and such..

#Trudeau moves out of the way for a bride coming onto the beach to be married. #tofino #cdnpoli #surf #wedding

Very nice Marnie, what a good eye you have, a very good one. 

Here is a close-up of Trudeau's mug so you can better see what he looks like, handsome guy he is.

Love That Joker
Justin Trudeau

Check out Marnie's Photography at: 

http://marnierecker.com/         

Birthday Suit, Who Wore It Best: Bloom v Bieber

Look Ma I'm Paddle Boarding!
Orlando Bloom & Katy Perry

My Dad Is So Proud!
Justin Bieber

This past week saw a whole lotta penis from two major male stars. In one corner we have Orlando Bloom paddle boarding with a bikini clad Katy Perry in Italy. In the other corner we have Justin Bieber skinny dipping with some model that I know nothing about in Hawaii. 

So whose penis wins the Birthday Suit Battle? Well honestly I like them both. Ones cut, the other is uncut and they are both quite pretty. But if we are judging on the sheer audacity of the photos I have to give the prize for this competition to Orlando Bloom.  

Reason? His girl is Katy Perry and you have go give her credit for being cool appearing in photos with her mans manhood and all the rest of him on display while she herself kept it under wraps.

Biber's date mate joined him and exposed herself too.

CFNM (clothed female, naked male) is a huge fetish people and it's fucking hot. Therefore my judgement has been given. 

The Entertain Me's Court rests it's case. Check out the NSFW images below!

NSFW Bloom: 
http://cocktailsandcocktalk.com/2016/08/man-candy-orlando-bloom-goes-full-frontal-in-italy-uncensored-nsfw/

NSFW Bieber: 
http://thegayrepublic.typepad.com/thegayrepublic/2016/08/justin-bieber-goes-completely-naked-on-hawaiian-vacation-you-be-the-judge.html   

Time For Kiefer Sutherland's Hole

A Hole Lotta Kiefer
Photo: Beth Elliott 

Kiefer Sutherland's hole is coming!

Kiefer Sutherland will carry the momentum from his live shows to retailers August 19 with the upcoming release of his debut album Down In A Hole, available for pre-order now from Warner Music Nashville/Ironworks Music. A special edition vinyl LP will be available exclusively at Barnes & Noble August 12 (click here to pre-order).

Sutherland recently wrapped up a North American tour where he sold out venues across the U.S. and Canada. His soulful baritone vocals and guitar licks continue to captivate audiences with his second music video, “Can’t Stay Away,” which premiered exclusively on CMT’s Hot 20 Countdown (click here to watch).

“This record is the closest thing I’ve ever had to a journal or diary. All of these songs are pulled from my own personal experiences. As much as I have enjoyed the writing and recording process, I am experiencing great joy now being able to play these songs to a live audience, which was something I hadn’t counted on,” Sutherland said of Down In A Hole.

Earlier this year Sutherland gave fans a taste of his songwriting notebook when he released the pedal-steeled “Not Enough Whiskey.” Sutherland co-wrote every song on the upcoming 11-track album with producer Jude Cole.

“Kiefer shows off his rough-hewn vocals and a twangy, steel-guitar loving sound, along with a storyline that laments the problems whiskey just can’t fix.”
–Chris Parton, Country Weekly

“Its lyrics are simple and somber, with just the right dose of heartbreak thanks to his distinctive, gravelly baritone.”
–Amy McCarthy, TheBoot

Sutherland, an Emmy and Golden Globe Award-winning actor, is known for his starring role on the Fox series "24," starring roles in movies like ‘Stand By Me,’ ‘The Lost Boys,’ ‘Young Guns,’ Flatliners,’ and many more. Sutherland’s upcoming ABC series “Designated Survivor” premieres this fall on ABC.

Keep up with Sutherland on the road by visiting kiefersutherlandmusic.com or connect with Sutherland by following him on Twitter and Facebook. 

Film Buff Friday: The Hills Have Eyes

                                  The hills are alive with the sound of...eyes, yikes!

The Hills Have Eyes [Blu-ray] (September 27th)

THE LUCKY ONES DIED FIRST

Horror master Wes Craven achieved critical and commercial success with the likes of Scream and A Nightmare on Elm Street - but for many genre fans, the director's seminal 1977 effort The Hills Have Eyes remains his masterpiece.

Taking a detour whilst on route to Los Angeles, the Carter family run into trouble when their camper van breaks down in the middle of the desert. Stranded, the family find themselves at the mercy of a group of monstrous cannibals lurking in the surrounding hills. With their lives under threat, the Carters are forced to fight back by any means necessary. 

As grueling a viewing experience today as it was upon initial release, The Hills Have Eyes stands alongside the likes of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and Night of the Living Dead as one of the defining moments in American horror cinema.

Limited Edition Contents
* Brand new 4K restoration of the film, supervised by producer Peter Locke and viewable with both original and alternate endings 
* High Definition Blu-ray (1080p) presentation 
* Original Uncompressed PCM Mono Audio
* Optional English subtitles for the deaf and hard of hearing 
* 6 Postcards 
* Reversible Fold-out Poster 
* Limited Edition 40-page booklet featuring new writing on the film by critic Brad Stevens and a consideration of the Hills franchise by disc producer Ewan Cant, illustrated with original archive stills and posters
* Brand new audio commentary with actors Michael Berryman, Janus Blythe, Susan Lanier and Martin Speer
* Brand new audio commentary by academic Mikel J. Koven 
* Audio commentary with Wes Craven and Peter Locke 
* Looking Back on The Hills Have Eyes - making-of documentary featuring interviews with Wes Craven, Peter Locke, actors Michael Berryman, Janus Blythe, Robert Houston, Susan Lanier, Dee Wallace and director of photography Eric Saarinen
* Brand new interview with actor Martin Speer
* The Desert Sessions - brand new interview with composer Don Peake
* Never-before-seen Outtakes 
* Alternate Ending, in HD for the first time 
* Trailers and TV Spots 
* Image Gallery
* Original Screenplay (BD-ROM Content)
* Reversible sleeve featuring original and newly commissioned artwork by Paul Shipper