Michael's Musings

Sugar Kisses
Michael Shinafelt

This week we should simply give it a name. You all know how to name call so shout, shout, let it all out! Call the week anything you'd like, I'm going to call mine Chardonnay, why? Because why not, I ask you? Go on, I asked and you aren't telling, spoiled sports! Moving on perpendicular style...

Where there's hope, there's an oink 🐷

Sabrina is French and she works at Starbucks. Sabrina is clueless

Wrap it in gauze and put it in a Ziploc 

Sign O' The Times: Jeeze I'm so sick of housework 

Byline of the Week: See Tinsley Mortimer Call Out Dorinda Medley For Her Turkey Baster Jab (My mind is going in several NSFW directions at present)

Don't make me challenge you hand model

I've screwed whole precincts. Cops can be sex addicts - The more you know

Try putting deeply controversial as a precursor to anything you want and see what transpires 

Woman Crush of the Week - Kat Dennings, her Twitter feed is bomb ass!!! 

"Baby Shark" is an ancient chant that opens the portal to Hell

You're so vain, I bet you think I said something about you when I really don't give a F#ck

Wanna read my E-Mails? aka the cure for insomnia 

David Arquette just streaked naked through my mind's eye

Spank me, monkey

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Hump Day & Chill

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The Name Game

What's In A Name?!

"The name game. Shirley! Shirley, Shirley, Bo-ber-ley, bo-na-na fanna, Fo-fer-ley. fee fi mo-mer-ley, Shirley!Lincoln! Lincoln, Lincoln. bo-bin-coln, Bo-na-na fanna, fo-fin-coln, Fee fi mo-min-coln, Lincoln!" - The Name Game, Shirley Ellis

So today I though we might play a little game, the name game to be exact. Can you guess who this is? Let me give you a clue or two, perhaps three, "Yes" let's make it three.

Here she is at the premiere of the movie Mainstream at the Venice International Film Festival. Next clue - she is the offspring of famous acting parents. Final clue - She looks very much like her Mother.

Give up? It's Maya Thurman Hawke, daughter of Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke, she has most notably appeared in Quentin Tarantino's Once Upon A Time In...Hollywood.

She positively glows whilst attending the premiere of the film in which she stars.

What are you wearing right now? Have the kind of day you choose, give it a name!

Maya on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/maya_hawke/?hl=en  

Monday Motivation

R.I.P. Douglas Fairbanks
Hollywood Forever

With temperatures at record breaking 100 degree plus highs in Los Angeles this weekend. My sleep pattern has been whacked and my physical activity stunted. 

Thus today I need a mighty dose of Monday Motivation as I plan on partaking in yoga at Hollywood Forever Cemetery at 8 am this morning before it gets hotter than Hell (today's high is supposed to clock in 110 degrees!!!)

Class is being held by the Douglas Fairbanks Memorial pictured above. Personally I think yoga held in a cemetery is a great idea. It certainly will be quite peaceful there and with the water and surrounding greenery, hey, I feel some motivation kicking in already.

Now if I can figure out where I left my keys...Happy Labor Day Minions!

Hollywood Forever on the WWW -

https://hollywoodforever.com/  

The Long Hot Summer

Feel The Heat
Kristin Cavallari & Justin Anderson

Typically Labor Day Weekend is the last hurrah of Summer. Well since no one is really on any sort of schedule resembling typical this year and there is record heat happening everywhere let's just call this the long hot Summer, shall we? We shall!!!

Nothing truly says long, hot and Summer quite like this photo of Kristin Cavallari and her BFF Justin Anderson. Kristin posted this picture on her Instagram page with a caption reading: "Longest relationship of my life" - presumably meant to throw shade at the man formerly known as her husband Jay Cutler. Shade is a good thing during a long hot Summer after all...

Whether it was shade thrown or simply a testament to her and Justin's long standing friendship, or perhaps both. This photo makes temperatures rise and suddenly Summer got even hotter today.

Mic Drop!

Kristin on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/kristincavallari/?hl=en  

It's Not Easy Being Green

Cool Hue
Vanessa Hudgens

Green is an odd color, it's present and abundant in the landscape of our daily lives. One might say it is the prominent hue in nature, actually I believe it most likely is.

This being stated, Green is something that is not really a color of choice for me to wear, or most people really. It's a color that very few can pull off and look good in.Thus it is not easy being Green.

However Vanessa Hudgens with her Green summer dress and matching mask are a completely different story. 

See Vanessa wear the obtuse fashion color out and about in West Hollywood and pulling it off. One might even say she makes Green look good, like anybody could wear it, but we all know the truth.

Well I am going to seize the day and put on something that says cool, my color of choice? Something we all look good in, black!

Vanessa on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/vanessahudgens/?hl=en  

Film Buff Friday: Jesus Shows You The Way To The Highway

What do you get when you cross Afro-futurism, Cold War paranoia, the dystopian world of Philip K. Dick and 60s exploitation cinema, along with a hefty dose of Lynchian surrealism? The answer: Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway, the second feature by Miguel Llansó (Crumbs) and one of the most striking and original films you'll see all year. The year is 2035, and Special Agent Gagano (Daniel Tadesse, Crumbs) dreams of leaving the CIA to open a business with his wife Malin (Gerda-Annette Allikas). Before he can hand in his resignation, however, a strange cyber virus attacks Psychobook, the CIA's operating system, forcing Gagano to enter cyberspace via virtual reality to combat the threat. Before long, however, the virus starts to reach out into the real world, destabilising the fragile socio-political order for its own ends, and Gagano, trapped in the VR world, must find a way out before it's too late. Featuring encounters with an Irish-accented Joseph Stalin, a kung-fu-fighting Batman, and Jesus Christ himself, to name but a few, Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway is absurd, audacious and like nothing you've ever experienced before.

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Bonus Materials

• High Definition Blu-ray™ (1080p) presentation
• New audio commentary by critics Alexandra Heller-Nicholas and Anton Bitel
• From Talinn with Love, a new visual essay by critic Will Webb exploring the influence of exploitation cinema on Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway
• Exclusive audio interview with director Miguel Llansó, conducted by critic Josh Hurtado
• Crumbs (2015), Miguel Llansó’s feature directorial debut and spiritual predecessor to Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway (Limited Edition Exclusive)
• Chigger Ale (2013) and Night in the Wild Garden (2015), two short films by Miguel Llansó
• Original proof-of-concept trailer
• Theatrical trailer
• Image gallery
• Reversible sleeve featuring original and newly commissioned artwork by Austin Hinderliter
• Double-sided fold-out poster
• Limited Edition illustrated collector's booklet featuring new writing on Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway by Barry Forshaw and Crumbs by Anton Bitel
• Limited Edition of 2000 copies

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