Stormy Daniels |
Today's Forecast: Stormy with a chance of indictments -
Enjoy your Tuesday Minions!!!
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The first feature written and directed by Martin Koolhoven...reveals him as a skillful manipulator of disturbing visual images and a screenwriter adept at sustaining a mood of impending doom.
—New York Times
AmnesiA, directed by Martin Koolhoven (Winter in Wartime, Brimstone), is a psychological mystery thriller in which a photographer (Fedja van Huêt) returns home to find his family's dark secrets uncovered. Winner of the Golden Calf Award for Best Actor for dual role by Fedja van Huêt (Character, Speak No Evil). Debut feature film of Carice van Houten (Black Book, Game of Thrones). Cult Epics presents AmnesiA in a newly restored 4K High-definition transfer and a plethora of bonus features.
Flash Ah-ah Drew Barrymore |
Having been around Drew throughout the years this is so her, and not remotely a surprise. She's like a fairy, magical and wonderful...
There's a first time for everything, just ask Drew Barrymore.
The actress started experiencing her first hot flash during the March 27 episode of her eponymous talk show with guests Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler by her side.
"I am so hot, I think I'm having my first perimenopause hot flashes," Drew said while removing her blazer and fanning herself. "For the first time, I think I'm having my first hot flash. Whoa!"
Jennifer then quipped, "Oh, I feel so honored," as she helped Drew loosen the bow on her blouse.
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While the impact of April Fool's Day has been considerably lessened by the Internet I still like to, as many still do acknowledge it. Hey, traditions die hard...
So here I go with a symbolic gesture, Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn.
I'm assuming no more needs to be said on this? Yeah, I thought not...
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Curiouser, & Curiouser... MichaelShinafelt |
"Why sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast" - Alice in Wonderland
Sounds about right, I'd say, and I just did. The week that just passsed was indeed just that and vice versa, inside out and all that jazz!
Honestly I'm looking forward to something quite ordinary in the weeks to come. Not to mention calm...Yeah that's the ticket, now bring me my flamingo croquet mallet, damn it!!!
I had a dream that in the afterlife everyone lives in coffins and moves about like chess pieces. Also it's not fun because there is no one there you care about. There's that...
Does the Bible make you horny? Asking for a friend
Nobody rides for free in Big Bird's van, nobody!
I've always thought Tom Sandoval on VPR looked like a sleazy pimp. I didn't realize he could look even greasier, but he has managed to do so this season
What do myself and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? Eleven herbs and spices naturally
Got Rabbit Hole???
Sometimes there is no explanation
When someone says they don't like me, they hit me right where I don't GAF
Woman Crush of the Week - Sarah Michelle Gellar, because I have been binging Buffy The Vampire Slayer this past week and remember just how great she and the show are
Disembodied voices, discuss...
Looks like Linda Blair is back for the upcoming Exorcist sequel
I think the female demon from the upcoming Evil Dead sequel visited me this past week and crawled around on my ceiling
Can we talk about Pennyroyal Tea?
I want a pavilion and I want one now...!!!
Give me one here -
Tonight if you're like me, you're gonna Hump Day & Chill and by watching the VPR drama unfold. According to Urban Legend they just finished taping the reunion. This legend is obviously true because Lala Kent was triggered (see the above meme.)
Based on her post traumatic reunion taping syndrome comment I'm guessing most of the cast will be taking a month off on a secluded tropical island somewhere.
In the meantime let's grab a glass and take a toast to Raquel's big reveal as a true villain, I called this one a long time ago.
She ain't no Bambi Minions!
Join me on the couch tonight for a VPR Hump Day & Chill...