Michael's Musings

Don't F#ck With Our Freedom
Michael Shinafelt

 "I'm a little bit unholy, So what, so is everyone else" - Miley Cyrus, Unholy

As If! You can't tell I am feeling quite provocative today, then you may need to get your eyes checked. "Yes" I am in the Forbidden Zone, not the Danger Zone and I'm feeling it. Buckle up Minions you are in for a bumpy ride!

FYI You aren't supposed to be around your uncle. Let alone watering his plants

Heard On The Streets: Have you been to church? I kept trying to tell them it's like a terrorist attack over here and they kidnapped my dog.

A domestic supply of infants. Sounds like trafficking to me!

F#ck this shit! I'm going to Wonderland

Hallelujah I'm a witch

Sexy Hairy ______ the blank is yours to fill in, have at it

Trying to get myself out of bed by repeating "Come on Barbie let's go party"

You go Patti LuPone!!!

Woman Crush of the Week - Iconic actress Sherilyn Fenn best know for her role as Audrey Horne on David Lynch's Twin Peaks posting this image of herself from Boxing Helena on Instagram with the caption: "It doesn’t matter…..this doesn’t change anything"…….💋💋💋

Ain't that kind of party...

Does anyone know how much purchasing MySpace would set me back? Asking for a friend.

Gas prices are high in Sweden too, but they don't blame their PM or Biden. Get a grip on reality please

Does your French designer have an immigration problem???

RHOBH is back, woot!!!

Keep up with me here -

https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en

https://twitter.com/MShinafelt   

Hump Day & Chill

Legendary
James Dean

It's a blast from the past! "Yes" Minions when I spied this image of movie legend James Dean in his tighty whities how could I resist not having a Hump Day & Chill to this Hollywood Bad Boy?! I figured you all would concur, and of course you did. Naturally.

Dean made three classic films Rebel Without A Cause, Giant and East of Eden before his untimely death in a car accident September 30, 1955 when he was 24 years old.

Rebel Without A Cause is one of my favorite films and a role I feel was close to who James really was IRL. Hey, Dean was one of the great actors of his time, as well as filling out a pair of briefs quite nicely.

Thus I leave you to your Hump Day & Chill devices with the one and only Mr. James Dean!

I'm a rebel just for kicks now...

James Dean on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Dean  

Fast, But Not Furious

Wild Thing
Jason Momoa

"Get your motor runnin', Head out on the highway, Looking for adventure, In whatever comes our way" - Born To Be Wild

Hello Minions, look it's Jason Momoa on a motorcycle. I wonder what he's up to? Could it be he is filming Fast X in Rome? Why "Yes" it could be and is exactly what Jason is doing presently. 

While I have never driven a motorcycle I have been a passenger on one. It's a rush of pure adrenaline!!!

Honestly I would love be a passenger on Jason's bike, I bet he is Hell on wheels (this is meant as a compliment) and would really take you for a ride!!!

Thus here we are time to get our collective motors running Minions as Mr. Momoa is know to do...

Stay Wild!

Jason on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/prideofgypsies/  

Multiverse Of Madness

Multiverse of Madness
David Lynch

No surprise that Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness cleaned up at the box office this weekend. But did you ever wonder what the multiverse would look like through the eyes of filmmaker David Lynch?

Well Minions we need to wonder no more, here he is the one and only David Lynch in his very own multiverse of madness which consists of him and mass quantities of Woody Woodpeckers!

How's that for the start of the work week?

Yeah, I figured as much...

David Lynch on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Lynch  

Happy Mother's Day

Serial Mom
Kathleen Turner

Happy Mother's Day to all the Moms out there! I thought I'd get cheeky today by celebrating with one of my Top 3 favorite John Waters films Serial Mom.

Nobody does it better than Kathleen Turner as Beverly Sutphin in this classic 1994 Dark Comedy. 

Here's the 411 on it for the uninitiated:

"Happy housewife Beverly Sutphin has a charmed life - a beautiful suburban home, a successful dentist husband, and two normal teenagers. However, when one of her son's teachers speaks disparagingly of the boy at a parent-teacher conference, Bev runs the instructor over in the school parking lot. Suddenly she has an insatiable taste for murder. Six homicides later, the cops get wise to her crimes"

Something to contemplate today...

Have a good one Minions!!!

Mother's Day on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother%27s_Day

Trim Your Bush(es)

We've Got Big Bushes And We Can Not Lie

Well Minions today is the day to get out there and trim your bush(es) - "Yes" it's World Naked Gardening Day.

Here to celebrate with us are various types of naked men and their bushes that desperately are in need of a trim.

Won't you shed your clothes and join them in the garden? Too shy well then suite yourself, you'll have to trim your bush alone.

But, if you want to give it whirl and make it a group effort well...

Shed your inhibitions at the gate!

World Naked Gardening Day on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Naked_Gardening_Day

Film Buff Friday: Planet Of The Apes

                        "Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!"

Today we take a walk down memory lane to when science fiction films were truly interesting and not what is passed off today for the genre. Let's re-visit the 1968 version of Planet Of The Apes.

What's that you say, you didn't know there was another version other than the, how shall I put this nicely, awful 2001 Tim Burton movie of the same named? Well there was and it is quite compelling and provocative.

Hey, don't simply take my word for it, check out my buddy Jay Jacobson's Classic Movie Blog. Jay really digs deep into this film and gives behind the scenes commentary as well.

"Go Ape" at the link below!

https://www.jaysclassicmovieblog.com/post/99-planet-of-the-apes-1968