Wednesday, July 31, 2024

Hump Day & Chill

Another Wednesday, another Hump Day & Chill. We made it to the middle and honestly I'm in a take no prisoners mood.

Thus I'm not in the mood to tolerate ridiculous drama. That's correct you heard me ridiculous drama.

That seems to be the plague of the masses these days and I want no part of it.

Basically this hat sums it all up for me in the most delightful way.

Yep, I'm not here on this planet for that shit...

Take No Prisoners in the Dictionary -

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/take-no-prisoners  

Tuesday, July 30, 2024

Paint It Black

Blackened
Jennifer Anniston

One of my favorite songs ever is Paint It Black by the Rolling Stones. Small wonder since my favorite color is, well, black. Coincidence I think not!

So here we have Jannifer Aniston getting painted black literally on the set of The Morning Show. From the info I've obtained she got the make over shooting a protest scene. Protesting what? I do not know...there's a lot to protest these days.

Love that her inital shirt color was white, makes it more dramatic. 

And that's just what we need presently, more drama...

NOT!!!

Jennifer on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/jenniferaniston/?hl=en   

Monday, July 29, 2024

Life Is A Mystery

David Lynch & Laura Dern

 "In a darkness, And the mysteries, Of love, Come clear" - Mysteries Of Love, Julee Cruise

Laura Dern dropped out of college because UCLA would not allow her to take a leave of absence to film "Blue Velvet." She gave David Lynch's script to the head of the film department in order to convince him, but he fired back at her: “First of all, if you make this choice, you are no longer welcome at UCLA. You’ll be out. But secondly, having read this script, that you would give up your college education for this is insane.” Dern says that "today, if you want to get a masters in film at that school, when you write a thesis there are three movies you are required to study. And you know what one of them is? Pisses me off."

Blue Velvet on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Velvet_(film)

Sunday, July 28, 2024

Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm


 This would make them more reusable as glasses to imbibe booze from, among other liquids...

Skulls Of My Enemies on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_skull_symbolism  

Saturday, July 27, 2024

"Easy Listening"

Sandra Bernhard

New York - Performer, actress, compelling storyteller Sandra Bernhard is back on the road in 2024 with her "Easy Listening" live extravaganza.  

Ride along with Sandy as she takes you on a tour of her musical influences. From the first time she heard the Supremes on AM radio on a snowy night in Flint, Michigan, to her first concert, Simon and Garfunkel… these are the songs you love and remember. The strumming guitars, the singalongs… from Peter Paul & Mary to the Stones – with Slaughter On Tenth Avenue playing on the Fisher HiFi (“Absolutely no one can touch this, do you hear me!” screamed her father) – as Ravel & Debussy drifted up from the basement where her mother just wanted to take a small break. The sounds of home that we all remember… jazz from your brother’s bedroom, your sister shouting along to Janis as she plotted her escape. The cross-country move to Arizona opened new musical vistas, as the ‘60s gave way to the ‘70s and the women of the era acted as our spiritual guides… Tina, Joni, Dusty, Aretha, Laura, Carole… Climb into the Pontiac station wagon and get ready to hit the road.

 

"The holiday vibes floating in the desert, Christmas carols hanging on a Saguaro. We’ll be bringing you old memories and new, just the way you like it:  groovy, cool and cozy." says Sandra

 

Be it on-screen (“American Horror Story,” “POSE” - HERE), radio (Sandyland on Sirius XM’s Radio Andy Channel 102) or on stages across the globe, Sandra Bernhard has been one of the most exhilarating performers for the past five decades.  

A pioneer of the one-woman show, Sandra’s trailblazing style has won her a loyal following and critical praise as she continues to tackle difficult subjects head on with sincerity and her whip smart insight. 


"Bernhard teaches the children – all those burgeoning spoken-word artists and monologists how to perform observational comedy with style, and right on the political edge."  - The New Yorker  


Catch up with Sandra here:

Sandra in-depth -   HERE

New York Times - HERE

The Daily Beast - HERE

Broadway.com - HERE

Good Morning America HERE

The View - HERE

Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen - HERE

Sherri Shepherd Show – HERE

Club Random with Bill Maher - HERE

Out magazine - HERE

 

“EASY LISTENING” LIVE TOUR 2024 -

 

Sun., Dec. 8 - Coach House - San Juan Capistrano, CA - Tickets here

 

Tues. Dec. 10 – Sweetwater Music Hall - Mill Valley, CA -Tickets here

 

Sat., Dec. 14 – Oscar’s - Palm Springs, CA - Tickets here

 

Sun., Dec. 15 - The Canyon Club - Agoura Hills, CA - Tickets here

 

Thurs. Dec. 19 – The Wallis - Beverly Hills, CA - Tickets here

 

 Follow Sandra Here:

Instagram: @sandragbernhard https://www.instagram.com/sandragbernhard/?hl=en

Twitter: @SandraBernhard https://twitter.com/SandraBernhard

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/sandra.bernhardt.31

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/18iszIgjQ7mCPo8bNI61Xc

Website: https://www.sandrabernhard.com/   

Friday, July 26, 2024

TGIF!

Chill

Nothing says TGIF! like Ann-Margret relaxing on a couch with a glass of Cabernet and a cat.

You're welcome!!!

Time to Friday!

Ann on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/officialannmargret/   

Thursday, July 25, 2024

Michael's Musings

The Ministry Of Love
Michael Shinafelt

Well this past week has been quite the interesting one, no? With Joe Biden exiting the Presidential Race and Kamala Harris now the Democratic Nominee for the position. 

There's an electricity in the air that has accompanyed this Historic moment. Me? I'll mind my own business with what I'm doing and that's all you need to know...love for sale!

Every time we leave our homes we should get a participation trophy

We don't have more patience when we get older. We just don't give a f#ck about pointless drama anymore

Went and saw Lonlegs this past weekend, really creepy horror flick that gets under your skin

God gave you free will so that you have the choice to worship him or go to Hell

Just wait until Beyonce and Taylor Swift endorse Kamala Harris, you'll find out

FYI I call my toilet the situation room, the more you know...

It will be just like in the movies

The trailer for Joker: Folie a Deux looks amazing!!!


Woman Crush of the Week - Halle Berry posing topless with cats to celebrate the 20th anniversary of her notorious flop Catwoman!

98 days until Halloween, the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, Woot! 

I'm sure I'll be the odd man out this weekend since I will not be seeing, nor do I have the desire to see the Deadpool & Wolverine movie

Lynda Carter truly is Wonder Woman

Reminder: Find your joy! It can be done!

Now where did I put my Joy Toy???

Help me find it here -


Wednesday, July 24, 2024

Tuesday, July 23, 2024

Shane

Looking for a good, or perhaps even great Western to view? Well according to my buddy Jay Jacobson and his classic movie blog Shane is your man!

According to Jay it elevates the standard good guy v bad guy tropes into something thematically bigger.

It's one of those rare treats that will reach even non Western fans.

Get Jay's expert facts, opinions and juicy behind the scenes 411 at his Classic Movie Blog.

Hit the link below!

https://www.jaysclassicmovieblog.com/post/shane-1953

Monday, July 22, 2024

Current Mood

Jobeth Williams 
Poltergeist

Another Monday another barrier to get past. This image from the movie Poltergeist illustrates my Current Mood in a quite accurate manner.

There's always, no matter how good things are, some barrier or pile up of things that need to be plowed through. 

Take Jobeth Williams and the many ciorpses she had to claw through to escape the swimming pool being built in her backyard to become triumpahant in Poltergeist.

Same thing, she came, she saw, she conquered. 

These types of thigs happen every day and it's how you deal with these things that makes a difference in the game of life.

Now go out there and slay those dragons!

Poltergeist on IMDb -

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084516/

Sunday, July 21, 2024

Sunday Funday!

Lindsay Lohan & Jamie Lee Curtis

With no real explanation othe than it's Sunday Funday here is a BTS shot of Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis on the set of Freaky Friday 2.

Freakier Friday I guess??? 

This is of course is a follow up to their 2003 smash hit Freaky Friday, which I for one loved! As I am suspecting many of you did as well.

So here this duo is to give us more of where that came from, wonder what this "Freaky" outing will entail?!

FF2 in Variety -

Saturday, July 20, 2024

Rather Be Lonely

Hot off the heels of his recent hit single, “Hell Together,” singer-songwriter David Archuleta who has always worn his heart on his sleeve when it comes to songwriting dives deep into his emotions on his new single, “Rather Be Lonely.” The track, HERE was written by David, Ryan Nealon, Jules Brave & Alex Wilke (Wilke also produced) and reveals David’s fear of commitment within relationships and how learning to navigate that aspect of his life as a grown man.

“Rather Be Lonely” is about the sadness you feel when you feel lonely, even when you’re around others who love you. Some people push others away because they believe they don’t deserve to be loved. I’ve come a long way, but there are still some beliefs I learned as a child that I can’t quite get rid of, that continues to overshadow love. 

The other songwriters and I also wanted “Rather Be Lonely” to feel soothing and comforting. I hope the song provides a space for a listener to reflect on triggers, trust issues, and the hope to find healing.” Says David

Watch the lyric video HERE and the Tik Tok “first listens” HERE and HERE

 

Follow David Here:

Twitter 1.1M Followers 

TikTok 1.1M Followers +  15M Likes

Instagram 570k Followers 

Facebook 3.4M Followers

YouTube 820k Subscribers 

Spotify 1.6M monthly listeners

www.davidarchuleta.com  

Friday, July 19, 2024

BOXX

Pandora Boxx

 Pandora Boxx’s new dance album, BOXX, is her most personal work ever.  It’s fun and quirky, and while most of her previous releases were a tad on the dirty side, BOXX is totally PG.  Pandora wrote all of the tracks and admits to having a soft spot for them all.  She’s drawn to the single ‘Pill’ because the song combines a rock vibe meshed with one of her favorite stories, Alice in Wonderland, and  depicts some real-life struggles she has faced as an adult. “I also really love ‘Stars’ because it is a tribute to Star Trek and is about me as a kid, dreaming that I could travel to the stars.”  There is also “Raspberries,” Pandora’s ode to Carol Channing that  marks her farewell to the impersonation she famously performed on Rupaul's Drag Race; and “Gay”, her response to Governor DeSantis’ horrific Don't Say Gay legislation.  Then, of course, there is “Dance”, the album’s first release that Pandora penned for the little boy she was: mercilessly picked on at school, who would come home, lock his bedroom door, flip on a Madonna cd and dance his troubles away.   “Dance is a song for everyone,” Pandora explains. “It encourages people not to pay any mind to what others think and to dance like no one is watching.” Pandora Boxx’s BOXX is  available on streaming platforms, along with its first single “Dance”.  The Dance music video is on YouTube.

 

“I have loved music since I was a kid. It was often my escape from the world,” Pandora Boxx continues from her home in Los Angeles.  “Sometimes the world becomes too much and too cruel. When I was younger, it was bold and fabulous pop stars like Cyndi Lauper and Boy George who made me think being different was not just ok but something to cherish.”

 

Pandora Boxx was born Michael R. Steck in Jamestown, NY.  She grew up with her mom, dad and younger sister and recalls her childhood being a mixed bag of nuts. “My mom was wonderful. My father, not so much.” 

 

She knew she wanted to be an artist since she was five-years-old when she, as Michael, won a greeting card contest. His design was made into an Easter card and sold in stores! It was a drawing of young Michael walking his rabbit on a leash (which he actually did). The card read: Get into the Easter habit, go out and walk your rabbit.

 

In the fifth grade, Michael wrote a play called “The Trouble with Christmas” and performed it for his entire school. His mother even directed it!   Michael recalls always creating and dreaming. After the first season of RuPaul’s Drag Race, he knew he was supposed to be on the show. “It was just a strong gut feeling. I had interviewed RuPaul years before Drag Race and at the end of the interview Ru said, ‘I hope I come across you in my travels.’ In my head, I said, oh you definitely will.” For season two, Michael, as Pandora, made the best audition video she could and it worked.

 

Pandora Boxx placed fifth in the second season of RuPaul's Drag Race, winning the title of Miss Congeniality.  She subsequently returned for the first and sixth seasons of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars. Boxx has also appeared in all three seasons of the show’s spin-off series, RuPaul's Drag U.

 

“I think some people may realize after listening to BOXX that I am much more than the Pandora that they’ve seen on television,” the artist reflects.  “The first show aired in 2010, and I’m not even the same person I was then. Back then, I didn’t talk about my relationship because he didn’t sign up for all that. We’ve been together for almost 19 years and he’s always been there for me. Ian is my rock.” 

 

“I think I’m at a point where I’m ready to branch out and try new things and other avenues,” Pandora continues.  She has also been doing some internal work and therapy. “I think healing yourself can make your mind more open to create better artistry. I try to be more thankful of opportunities I have enjoyed and not focus on what other people have. This album has been a journey and I’m excited for people to listen to it.”

 

Brandon James Gwinn produced all of the tracks on BOXX except for the songs “Swish” and “Hey”, which were produced by Electropoint.  The album is executive produced by Michael R. Steck, Parvesh Cheena, Amelia Black and Bruce Peters.

 

“I’m dedicating this album to anyone who has ever felt like they didn’t belong,” Pandora Boxx adds. “For all those weirdos like me, who buck the norm and are true to themselves. Also, to everyone who believed in my artistry, especially Brandon James Gwinn, my producer, without whom this album wouldn’t be what it is.”

 

Pandora Boxx’s BOXX and  its first single “Dance” are available on streaming platforms.  

 

Visit https://pandoraboxx.com.  
Follow Pandora Boxx on Instagram @ pandoraboxx  

Thursday, July 18, 2024

Michael's Musings

Down & Dirty
Michael Shinafelt

Well this past week has been quite the unique and wild ride, and that's all there is to say about it. 

A friend of mine from college came for a visit and one of the things we did was go to a movie screening at Hollywood Forever Cemetery. It's such a fun and totally different head kind of experience. 

Simply put what happens in the cemetery stays in the cemetery, Dead people tell no tales...

Hey You! You're dry humping my last raw nerve

PS I call my toilet the situation room

Act  like you manifested it already

Smart people don't tell you how smart they are

Chatted with a friend about Muriel's Wedding on the phone. Logged on to Netflix and guess what the movie recommendation was, yep: Muriel's Wedding!

The Plug. Life is a bottomless hole

Saw Midsommar finally at Hollywood Forever Cemetery - let me say the one kind thing about it I can. Great imagery!

RIP Shannen Doherty met her once, lovely person


Woman Crush of the Week - Alicia Witt who is so good in Longlegs!

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people

Don't forget I'm proud of you bitch

Love me or hate me,  both are in my favor. I will always be on your mind

I'm not sure you know what Summer is. Summer is Summer and that's all you need know...

Find out about Summer with me here -


Wednesday, July 17, 2024

Hump Day & Chill

"Sometimes we all go a little mad" Norman Bates, Psycho

It's time to go a little mad and Hump Day & Chill!!! Woot!

Here is the perfect image to illustrate this. It's Anthony Perkins channeling his inner Norman Bates while holding a copy of Mad Magazine.

I'm not sure if I need to say anything more than that except...have a Psycho Hump Day & Chill!!!

Psycho on IMDb -

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054215/

Tuesday, July 16, 2024

Totally Different Head


See Mia Goth, See Mia look at a casting of her head while filming Maxxxine. 

See Mia go head to head with herself, so to speak.

Wonder what the outcome was???

Totally different head!

Maxxine on Wikipedia -

Monday, July 15, 2024

Release The...

Heeeeyyyyy it's Monday again. Everyone's fave day of the week...NOT!

Remember how you knew that day would come at some point when you release all the F#cks? You were going to save it for a special occassion, but why???

Why not make someday today and let the F#cks fly free from the corners of your mind and consciousness.

Me? I released mine a long time ago with no fanfare and damn it's been the best thing ever!!!

Enjoy your Monday and free your F#cks!

F#cks in the Urban Dictionary -

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Zero%20fucks%20given

Sunday, July 14, 2024

Sunday Funday

Brunch With Bruce

Amidst all the choas let's chill and have brunch today! 

If Jaws can do it, we can do it!

Nom, nom, nom

Just Eat It!!!

Jaws on IMDb -

Friday, July 12, 2024

When In Doubt...

TGIF! If you had a rough week when in doubt ask yourself: what would Jesus do?! Hug it out with Satan of course and do a karaoke duet!

I'm sure Jesus also made copious amounts of wine out of water to enhance he and Satan's evening of bonding.

So what are your weekend plans??? Personally I'll always give a hard pass to karaoke, but I'm always in for the copious amount of wine!

Cheers!

TGIF on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TGIF 

Wednesday, July 10, 2024

Hump Day & Chill

 


Let's Hump Day & Chill today by bending it like Elvira Hancock (Michelle Pfeiffer) in Scarface. 

Hey, nobody was cooler than her, she just did her thing and let everything else bounce off her that didn't mean shit in the world she is the center off.

"Yes" she lived by her own set of rules outside of the circumstances she inhabited, Thus she was the smartest one in the room, not to mention one bad ass survivor!

So let's raise a martini glass or get high on your own supply, all hail the Queen Of Detachment Elvira Hancock!

Now go out and have a great Hump Day & Chill...Cheers!

Scarface on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scarface_(1983_film)


Tuesday, July 9, 2024

Norma Desmond Says...

Gloria Swanson
as
Norma Desmond

To all you wonderful people out there in the dark...

"And I promise you I'll never desert you again because after 'Salome' we'll make another picture and another picture. You see, this is my life! It always will be! Nothing else! Just us, and the cameras, and those wonderful people out there in the dark!... All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up." - Norma Desmond, Sunset Boulevard

Sunset Boulevard on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunset_Boulevard_(film)   

Monday, July 8, 2024

American Psycho Redux


Christian Bale
as 
Patrick Bateman

Rewatched American Psycho this weekend. Hadn't seen it in forever. I like to revisit movies I liked when I was younger later in life to see how my life experience changes my perception of them. I found the film hilarious at 58. Something that my 20 years younger less experienced self didn't really get.

Not to mention Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman was HAF🔥

Happy Monday!

American Psycho on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Psycho_(film)

Sunday, July 7, 2024

Thursday, July 4, 2024

July 4th

Katy Perry

"Baby, you're a firework, Come on, let your colors burst"

Celebrate yourself, Happy 4th!

Katy on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/katyperry/

Wednesday, July 3, 2024

Hump Day & Chill


I came across this iconic renedering of Bette Davis and her words of wisdom to actresses coming to Hollywood: Take Fountain.

This mural was around the corner from me in my hood and I took a photo of it, and I'm glad I did as it is no longer. I guess a furniture store's showroom expansion was more important. Thus there goes another piece of Hollywood History (I hear it is now privately owned)

So let us Hump Day & Chill to this memory from Hollywood of yester year.

Raise a glass!

Get the full 411 about the mural here -

Tuesday, July 2, 2024

Careful What You Wish For


Stream "Careful What You Wish For" HERE: 

https://orcd.co/careful

Front man Gizz Lazlo (former drummer of U.K. Subs, Dr. Know and The Freeze) says, ""Careful What You Wish For" is a story about unrequited love. A story about someone who loves too deeply. A person who believes in true love but is lost in an ocean of love, and suddenly realizes that they're not the only person in their lover's eyes, life, and heart. It's about going to your lover's home to surprise them with a weekend getaway and seeing someone else there who's known for their past as not a good person in their previous relationships. Someone who was told that that other person was just a friend, and then realized they were being lied to over and over again. It's about wondering what to do - run or fight? In this story, the jilted lover decides to walk away but leaves a message behind. A message of Karma. No one in their right mind wants to see their ex physically hurt, but for an idealist dreamer, there has to be that moment when you find out that your ex has been left behind the way you knew it was going to end, and you can't help but feel that feeling of reprieve in that you're not the only one whose heart was broken. So if you're cheating on your mate, seeing someone behind their back, or just flirting with someone else and thinking you can do better? There's always the chance that your new "toy" will in turn do everything you've done to your ex. It's not hard to love someone, but today it seems hard to keep someone in your life and keep that loving flame ablaze. So be careful what you wish for."

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Monday, July 1, 2024

Double Vision

Jayne Mansfield & Mariska Hargitay

I thought we would kick off the first day of July with some of that ole' Double Vision. 

Here we have a side by side of Mariska Hargitay of Law & Order: SVU fame with her Mother the legendary Jayne Mansfield.

Notice anything? If you said they are Dead Ringers for one another except for the hair color you would be correct!

I first went WOW when I spied this image. I would have never seen the resemblance unless these two phtos of Mother and Daughter had been placed side by side.

File it under: Things That Make You Go Hmmmm

It's time to July!

Mariska on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/therealmariskahargitay/?hl=en 

Jayne on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jayne_Mansfield