Thursday, April 10, 2025

Michael's Musings

Stupidity Should Be Painful
Michael Shinafelt

"Yes" I went there, like the caption above states: Stupidity Should Be Painful. So what's in your wallet? Thank You...

FYI If you're not scared by how big your manifestations are, you're still playing it too small

I jerked my brother off at The White Lotus, the more you know

Come dance naked in the windmills of my mind, discuss

Did you know women like their government like they like their coffee? Not in their vagina, there's that

Byline from the Toronto Star: "Trump Launches Golden Age Of Stupid" - no lies detected

How's everyone doing out there? Are you all OK???

Did you hear? Billboard named Cardi B the best female rapper of all time, that's all

RIP Clem Burke who was the drummer for Blondie 


Woman Crush of the Week - Meghann Fahy loved her in The Bold Type, loved her even more in The White Lotus! Can't wait to see Drop this weekend!

Dear Canada: We hate him too

I miss Halloween

Congratulations to Director John Carpenter who recently received his star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame. The original Halloween is my favorite horror movie, so there!

After a two week hiatus a new episode of Law & Order: SVU airs tonight! YES!!!

I need to make another glass of lemon water

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Wednesday, April 9, 2025

Hump Day & Chill



"Gimme what you got, ready or not
Our love is totally hot" - Totally Hot, Olivia Newton-John

Let's fall on the altar of Nikki Glaser and this gem of a quote and to all the people it applies to. 

"Yes" I went there Minions let's raise a glass and Hump Day & Chill to all the Hot People of the world!

Nikki knows of what she speaks, because, she is one of said hot people. She also happens to be funny with an edge. This makes me think there should be a law against her hotness!

Is this a sad fact of life? It is, but that's the way it goes...

Get down with your own hot self today and join Nikki and Myself as we Hump Day & Chill and revel in our collective hotness. Time to set the world on fire!!! 

One one us!

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Tuesday, April 8, 2025

So Fetch!

So Fetch! Obviously "Fetch" is never going to happen, but if it were I bet the idea of Parker Posey hosting Saturday Night Live would elicit this reaction from everyone here, there and everywhere.

I mean when has she never not been one the funniest and best parts of anything she has ever been in? I ask you???

Running hot after Season Three of The White Lotus where she slayed as Victoria Ratliff, now would be the perfect time for her to bring her unique sensibility and style to the show.

I say we start a viral campaign to get her the hosting gig. Remember it worked for Betty White.

"Yes" it's Parker Posey's time to sparkle Parker, sparkle!!!

Parker on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/itsparkerposey/?hl=en  

Monday, April 7, 2025

The Facts Of Life

Michael Shinafelt

Hello and Happy Monday Minions! This was me yesterday have a quesadilla and a large Margarita rocks, no salt at Home State on Hollywood Blvd. It's my favorite morning thing to do after all.

Aside from enjoying what a beautiful day it was I remember when I was in yoga at Hollywood Forever Cemetery and the objective of the class  was to know that even though life is good there are always bad things to counteract that and to accept those as well.

Well that is something that has been the best part of being in my 50's is that I do see things that way and thus it does make navigating life much easier. Just a little wisdom from me to you heading into the week.

You take the good you take the bad and deal with it...The Facts Of Life!

As Buddha would say: "Peace comes from within"

Namaste 

Buddha on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Buddha

Sunday, April 6, 2025

In Honor


In honor of those who fought and died for our country

Donate to Disabled Veterans Here -

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Saturday, April 5, 2025

The Bigamist

"Harry and Eve Graham are trying to adopt a baby. The head of the agency senses that Harry is keeping a secret and does some investigating. He soon discovers that Harry has done an unusual amount of traveling from his home in San Francisco to Los Angeles. Harry gets tracked down in LA, where he has a second wife and a baby. Via flashbacks, Harry tells the adoption agent how he ended up in two marriages."

My friend Jay did a write up about this film that I haven't heard of before on his Classic Movie Blog. It's called The Bigamist Directed by none other than Ida Lupino.

Category: Psychological Drama

Color me intrigued...

To get all the 411 and in depth coverage hit the link to Jay's Blog below -

https://www.jaysclassicmovieblog.com/post/the-bigamist-1953

Friday, April 4, 2025

Remembering A Legend

Val Kilmer

It was sad to hear of the passing of Val Kilmer he was a big part of my movie going experience. One of the best actors of my generation to be precise.

While he had a long and storied career with many roles that I loved him in.  But he will always be Jim Morrison in the Doors film to me.

Val completely inhabited Morrison and brought the same electrical charge to the stage that Jim did when he recreated him in concert.

I was blown away!

I hope you and the Lizard King are making beautiful music in the afterlife.

RIP

Val on IMDb -

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000174/  

Thursday, April 3, 2025

Michael's Musings

Might Last A Day, Yeah, Mine Is Forever
Michael Shinafelt
Photo:
Jesse Merrell

"And the sky was made of amethyst, And all the stars were just like little fish, You should learn when to go, You should learn how to say no" - Violet, Hole 

What a week we've had and then we'll have another, such is life. Let's fight till six and then have dinner...who's with me?! 

"Yes" I am purposely sounding like Lewis Carroll's book Alice in Wonderland. Call it Descent Into Madness with Michael ready? Time to descend Minions!!!

My toxic trait is that if they opened Jurassic Park I would still totally go

" As a little girl growing up in Chippewa Falls, I never could have imagined that I'd be taking on the richest man in the world for justice in Wisconsin, and we won!" - Susan Crawford

FYI - a loan at the bank can take 30 years to pay off. If you rob a bank, you're out in 10 years. Follow me for more financial advice Ha ha ha ha!!!

"This is not a left or right moment. It is a right or wrong moment" - Senator Cory Booker

The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Reunion Part I was pretty intense. Garcelle is already cursing out her fellow castmates and there are two more parts to go, discuss 

Guess what? My favorite TV Show Law & Order: SVU has been picked up for a history making 27th season, YES!!!

Speaking of which Happy Belated Birthday to Christopher Meloni, who knew 64 could look so Zaddy!

Filet-O-Fish Fridays are back at McDonald's "Yes" I did partake, that's all

Woman Crush of the Week - Saw the Director's Cut of one of my favorite films Donnie Darko on Tubi. It also happens to contain my favorite Drew Barrymore performance as Karen Pomeroy, Donnie's English teacher. She's simply amazing!

The Wizard of Oz is 86 years old! If Dorothy were to encounter men with no brains, heart or courage, she wouldn't be in Oz. She'd be in D.C.

It's April, Fools! The more you know...

Raw cream pies are back at McDonald's too. Make of this what you will.

Pro-Tip: Everything will kill you, make sure you choose something you enjoy

You will never speak to anyone more than you speak to yourself in your head. Be kind to yourself always.

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Wednesday, April 2, 2025

Hump Day & Chill

Madonna
1985/2025


"Get into the groove

Boy, you've got to prove
Your love to me, yeah" - Into The Groove, Madonna 

Did you know "Desperately Seeking Susan" is 40 years old?! Like OMG! That's correct Minions and to celebrate it Madonna wore the iconic jacquard jacket from the 1985 movie to a fashion show benefit in New York City, celebrating the film's 40th anniversary and raising money for the Trans Justice Funding Project. 

Thus we are giving a Hump Day & Chill shout out to the Queen Of Pop Today.

I remember seeing "Desperately Seeking Susan" while I was a college Freshman in Portland, OR. Oh, and "Yes" I was and still am a Madonna fan. 

Cheers to the one and only Madonna long may she Hump Day & Chill!!!

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Tuesday, April 1, 2025

The Blue Lagoon

The Blue Lagoon
Christopher Atkins & Brooke Shields 

 Hello April! Here's a still from the 1980 film The Blue Lagoon to celebrate.

APRIL FOOLS!!!

It's actually a mash-up of Creature From The Black Lagoon and The Blue Lagoon. "Yes" the creature has gotten lost and is hanging in the wrong lagoon, his bad.

With every being basically a lie or deception of some sort daily, be careful what you fall for today because the BS count I'm sure will tick higher than usual. If that's even remotely possible...

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Monday, March 31, 2025

Current Mood

Heeeere's Frank!
Jake Gyllenhaal & Friend

I don't know about you Minions but my Current Mood is: "Apprehensive" with a side of don't worry be happy.

Much like Donnie Darko (Jake Gyllenhaal) and his ax with Frank The Rabbit looming in the background.

What's that? You get the apprehensive part, where does the side of happy enter into the equation? The ax is the happy part, it will help you overcome and defeat any obstacle in your way.

Of course I am not saying one should carry an ax literally. It's a metaphor.

Happy Metaphor Monday Minions!

Donnie Darko on Rotten Tomatoes -

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Sunday, March 30, 2025

"White Lotus" Sunday

Leslie Bibb & Carrie Coon

I couldn't agree with you more Laurie...

Well I don't know about you Minions but I can't wait until 6pm Pacific Standard Time to come around to see what happens next on The White Lotus!

There are only two episodes left and all bets are off on exactly how it will all end up.

Everyone has their theories about what might happen and all of them are valid until we actually find out.

Here are two of mine:

1) Sritala (Patravadi Mejudhon) is Rick's (Walton Goggin's) "deceased" Father

2) Greg/Gary (John Gries) plans for Belinda (Natasha Rothwell) are not to murder her, but fund her spa

There you have it! I could be wrong, or...as for everyone else I have no hunch what will possibly go down with them.

Enjoy the show!!!

The White Lotus on the WWW -

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Saturday, March 29, 2025

"Baby Teeth"

Pip Lewis

Photo: Amy Tran

Pip Lewis is a British singer-songwriter based in San Diego, California. At 22, she brings over a decade of musical experience to her craft. Her forthcoming album, Growing Pains, weaves introspective lyrics with ethereal soundscapes, capturing the raw emotions of change and self-discovery. Her latest single, "Baby Teeth," now streaming alongside a new music video, explores the bittersweet nature of loss and the struggle between holding on and letting go.

Pip says, “The imagery in 'Baby Teeth' is all about things that are once important but become neglected over time: a sweet melting and hardening in a car door, a dog-eared book never finished, a takeaway receipt kept for no real reason."

She adds, "The chorus, with the tooth metaphor, is especially striking. Losing a baby tooth is inevitable, a sign of growing up, but there’s also a choice in how it happens—rip it out quickly or let it fall out slowly. It plays with the idea that the narrator knows that they’re being left behind but is unsure if they should just end it or let the loss drag on. It explores the question as to whether it is more uncomfortable to let go willingly or to suffer until the bitter end?”

Stream "Baby Teeth" here: https://onerpm.link/babyteeth

Watch the video here: https://youtu.be/XZGUmk2Q5n4 


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Friday, March 28, 2025

Lost Highway

Patricia Arquette
Lost Highway

Fred Madison: I had a dream about you last night.

  • Renee Madison: Yeah? What was it about?

  • Fred Madison: You were in the house, calling my name, but I couldn't find you. Then there you were, lying in bed... but it wasn't you. It looked like you, but it wasn't.

Ever get the feeling that something or someone is not as they seem? 

That's all...

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Thursday, March 27, 2025

Michael's Musings

A Guy Like Me Should Wear A Warning...
Michael Shinafelt

A guy like me should wear a warning...have you not ascertained that by now Minions? That's why I don't think before I speak sometimes I like to be as shocked as everyone else, know what I mean?!

That's also why I don't plan out what I am going to say in my column. I just sit down at the computer and flow. Which is exactly what I am doing right here, right now. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!

I've seen smarter cabinets at Ikea, think about it, but not too much

Pro Tip: Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you pull out the fork and say: "Thank you Lord for this meal I'm about to have" and charge at them with it, the more you know

So tell me, would you risk death for a good time? Discuss. 

FYI I'm not loud, you're just boring, that's all

Brothers Lochlan (Sam Nivola) and Saxon (Patrick  Schwarzenegger) bring a whole new level of meaning to the phrase "Help a brother out" on The White Lotus

I'm going to miss Garcelle Beauvais on RHOBH she was  one of my favorite housewives evuh!

"I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid" - God

Let's charter the crazy yacht from Hell, shall we??? We shall!!!


Woman Crush of the Week - Aimee Lou Wood of The White Lotus and Sex Education fame. She's real, and she's spectacular!

If "The White Lotus" teaches us anything. It should be this: Never take a three person girls trip

And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets

Finally got around to seeing 2019's Marriage Story with Scarlett Johansson, Adam Driver and Laura Dern on Netflix...Amazing!

Beware of "Carjacking" there's that

Hey I'm not like all of you sometimes I have to be honest, so there!

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Wednesday, March 26, 2025

Hump Day & Chill

Garcelle Beauvais

"I know she had a roster. Back in the '90s, it was good. Maybe she peaked." - Erika Jayne on Garcelle Beauvais 

Dear Erika Jayne, judging by Garcelle's Season 14 reunion look I think not!

"Yes" this is the dress Garcelle will be wearing during next week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion. PS it hardly looks like she has peaked, more like she has only just begun.

Since Ms. Beauvais is leaving the show after five season we are going to Hump Day & Chill to one of my favorite housewives.

What's that you ask? Why is she leaving RHOBH? Here's what she has to say:

"The Jamie Foxx Show" star and "The Real" co-host said she was leaving to focus on her family, including her two younger twin sons, who are heading into their senior year of high school. She said she also has "the most exciting projects" in store. "I am developing, producing and acting.

Well at least she didn't get fired. Paging Lisa Rinna...

Raise a glass and give the great Garcelle Beauvais an enthusiastic Hump Day & Chill toast!

Garcelle on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/garcelle/?hl=en  

Tuesday, March 25, 2025

Crème Brulée

Photo credit: Irvin Rivera


 LADYGUNN MAGAZINE CELEBRATES DAVID’S NEW FOUND “FREEDOM” – HERE

 

Singer-songwriter David Archuleta returns with his first taste of new music and what is sure to be his most delectable pop confection of a song with his new single, “Crème Brulée” HERE  The sweet and sexy track is the first single off of David’s upcoming EP release out this summer and was written by David, Ryan Nealon & Robyn Dell’Unto and produced by Michael Blum.

 

David Archuleta is stepping into a bold new era with “Crème Brulée” - a playful and irresistibly flirty pop anthem that highlights his impressive vocal range and Latin roots like never before.

David blends English and Spanish in a way that feels as smooth and addictive as the namesake dessert, “All this time I’ve been singing Spanish covers, but I’ve never had that Spanish flare in my own pop music. I wanted to get in touch with my Latin roots, have fun, be flirty, and explore the sensual side of David.”

 

With infectious energy and a hint of Latin flair, "Crème Brulée" is a confident, fun-loving track that showcases David’s evolution as an artist—sultry, charismatic, and completely in his element.

With smooth, dynamic vocals and a hook that sticks like caramelized sugar, David teases the listener—giving just enough to leave them wanting more. “Someone was really after me and wanted everything from me right away, but you’ve gotta work for it if you want more from me. You may have had a taste that makes you go crazy (“yo te vuelvo loco” is “I make you crazy” in Spanish) but I’m not going to give it all just yet unless you’re really worth my time and it’s worthwhile for me.”  "Crème Brulée" has all the ingredients to be a pop anthem for the year and is too irresistible to listen to just once.

 

The official music video for "Crème Brulée" is also out now HERE . The intricately choreographed dance video is directed by Nathan Kim, who has collaborated on projects for Charli XCX, David Guetta and Lady Gaga and features David embracing his love of the art of dance with the JA Collective dance trio.  “The "Crème Brulée" video was so much fun to make with the choreography and a new creative release for me. I’ve always loved moving to music and so the more I’ve taken choreography/dance classes I’ve found a better outlet to feel liberated and express myself. Working with Aidan, Jordan, and Nathan Kim introduced me to a new style that was really satisfying. Dancing brings me a newfound confidence, and makes me feel like I’m more in touch with my body and sensuality.” States David

 

Whether with his viral Sabrina Carpenter moment on stage at Hudson Yards in NYC HERE or his recent cover of George Michael’s timeless hit, “Freedom” HERE  - David is clearly having a renaissance back into pop culture. To celebrate his new music, including “Crème Brulée,” he’s curated a spectacular live show experience with his upcoming AFTERHOURS dance party event where he is set to perform live in Los Angeles on Saturday, May 3 at The Bellwether alongside beloved House DJ @tysunderland and @alexandrajohnmusic.  Tickets available HERE

In addition, the ultra-cool Ladygunn Magazine and art collective showcases David in their latest issue HERE

 

Y-100 iHeart Miami radio - HERE

The Terrell Show - HERE

Louis Levanti Tik Tok - HERE

Access Hollywood - HERE

 


David’s most recent releases include:

Freedom - HERE

Rather Be Lonely - HERE

Hell Together - HERE

Afraid To Love - HERE

I’m Yours - HERE 

“Up” - HERE

Faith In Me: HERE

Movin’: HERE

OK, All Right: HERE

 

Follow David Here:

Twitter 1.1M Followers 

TikTok 1.2M Followers +  19.6M Likes

Instagram 640k Followers 

Facebook 3.4M Followers

YouTube 842k Subscribers 

Spotify 1.6M monthly listeners

www.davidarchuleta.com   

Monday, March 24, 2025

Say Hello To My Ocean Friend...


For no reason other than random silliness say hello to my Ocean Friend aka Creature From The Black Lagoon.

He's "always wet" and there are "no survivors." This is obviously open for interpretation, and I highly encourage you to let your imagination run free while doing so.

Seeing "The Creature" reminds me of when I was in Junior High and if you said the word "Lagoon" around this one female class mate of mine she would freak out and start crying saying "Stop It" over and over again.

Why you ask? Because is made her think of Creature From The Black Lagoon and he was not her Ocean Friend at all! Fact is he scared her very much so.

So let's welcome Monday by introducing ourselves to my Ocean Friend shall we? Don't be afraid say "Hello"

Creature From The Black Lagoon on Wikipedia -

Sunday, March 23, 2025

What Chelsea Handler Says


Chelsea Handler knows of what she speaks. Being in my 50's I confirm " I don't give a shit"

It is the most amazing, freeing thing in the world!!!

Give yourself the present of being present today.

That's correct Minions be present and free like Chelsea Handler and myself! Rock your Sunday Funday...

Mic Drop! 

Chelsea on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/chelseahandler/?hl=en  

Saturday, March 22, 2025

Paper Lady

Photo by Renee Newman

 Paper Lady Unveils New Single "Static" with Exclusive Premiere on The Luna Collective  

Boston’s ethereal indie band Paper Lady is set to release its latest single, "Static," from the debut album Idle Fate on Friday, March 14, with an exclusive premiere on The Luna Collective.
 
"Static" explores the fear of being forgotten, weaving together dreamy, ethereal instrumentation with deeply introspective lyricism. The track features a unique sonic palette, including the omnichord, played by lead vocalist Alli Raina, adding a distinctive texture to the song’s haunting atmosphere.
 
The accompanying music video, directed by Melanie Drew Chambers (known for her work with Cornelia Murr, Razor-N-Tape, and Sarah Goldstone), further enhances the song’s themes of memory and impermanence. The video follows Raina through a stunning landscape, where she carries a basket of apples—symbolizing pieces of herself—that she leaves behind at various points throughout the journey, as if ensuring she will be remembered.
 
“Melanie was amazing to work with. She not only directed the video but also designed all of the props and sets, bringing our vision to life in the most beautiful way,” shares Raina. “We even built the bed used in the video and carried it out to a lake to set it up for one of the scenes. It was a surreal experience.”
 
Adding to the mystique of "Static," its release coincides with the full moon and an eclipse—a cosmic alignment that was purely unintentional but feels serendipitous. “Something similar happened when we were shooting the album cover—we realized it was a supermoon while filming. These unplanned moments feel like magic aligning with our music,” says Raina.
 
The release of "Static" follows the February 7 debut of Paper Lady’s first single, "Silt," and precedes the April 11 release of "Joe Modern," all leading up to the arrival of their debut album, Idle Fate, on May 9.
 
Fans can stream "Static" on all major platforms starting March 14, and watch the music video exclusively on The Luna Collective. For more updates, visit PaperLadyMusic.com and Linktr.ee/paperladymusic.
 
To learn more about Paper Lady, visit PaperLadyMusic.com and Linktr.ee/paperladymusic.
 
ABOUT PAPER LADY:
Paper Lady is an indie dream-rock outfit conjuring enchanting, immersive soundscapes from their home base in Boston, MA. Born in the depths of the Northeast DIY scene in 2019, the band has since become a spellbinding force in the world of ethereal rock and noisy freak folk.
 
The core lineup includes Alli Raina (vocals, primary songwriter, rhythm guitar), Rowan Martin (lead guitar) and Alex Castile (drums) and Taylor Morris (bass), each contributing to the band’s alchemical blend of sound and performance.
 
With influences spanning Mazzy Star, Broadcast, and Jefferson Airplane’s psychedelic explorations, Paper Lady crafts a unique sound that blends dreamy textures with grounded storytelling. Their previous EP, While You Should Be Sleeping, and tracks like “Absentee” and “Return to the Lake” established them as a standout act in the Allston basement show scene, while Idle Fate promises to push their sound into more experimental territory.
 
In 2024, the band wrote and recorded their debut full-length album, Idle Fate, during a retreat in a cabin in upstate New York and at their shared home in Brighton, MA. Self-recorded and self-mixed, the album explores themes of grief, love and fantastical existentialism.
 
Beyond Paper Lady, the band members are prolific creatives in their own right, pursuing solo projects and collaborating with other acts. Their collective artistry makes Paper Lady a true creative community, redefining the boundaries of indie rock and dream pop, and in 2023 the band was nominated for ‘Alt/Indie Artist of the Year’ at the Boston Music Awards. For fans of boundary-pushing music that feels both mystical and deeply human, Paper Lady offers an unforgettable journey.

Friday, March 21, 2025

Hello Dum-Dum

The Great Gazoo!

"Starships were meant to fly, Hands up and touch the sky" - Nicki Minaj, Starships

TGIF! Look it's The Great Gazoo here to impart us with words of wisdom heading into the weekend.

"Yes" these days "Hello Dum-Dum" actually qualify as words of wisdom. If you can't wrap your head around why, well then I guess you...well, never mind.

What's that you say? Who is The Great Gazoo?! Well let me tell ya about The Great Gazoo!

"The Great Gazoo, or simply Gazoo, is a fictional character from the animated series The Flintstones. He first appeared on the show on October 29, 1965. The Great Gazoo was voiced by actor Harvey Korman."

Gazoo would always greet Fred Flintstone & Barney Rubble by saying "Hello Dum-Dum" 

Are you getting the picture now? I suspect you are...

The Great Gazoo on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Gazoo   

Thursday, March 20, 2025

Michael's Musings

 

I'm Filthy & Gorgeous
Michael Shinafelt

"Sex is a poetic act, it’s a metaphor" - Frank (Sam Rockwell), The White Lotus

In case you aren't partaking in Season Three of The White Lotus, episode five which aired Sunday was how shall one put it? Chock full of carnal knowledge. The less said the better it's a see it for yourself type of to do. 

Anyway said episode is still living rent free in my head, so guess what??? That's correct you are going to get The White Lotus treatment this week. So buckle up Minions here we go!!!

Today is the first day of Spring, happy equinox! 

Frank's (Sam Rockwell) monologue to his friend Rick (Walton Goggins) where he addresses "ladyboys" is one for the ages. I have watched it four times (with more to come)

Five ants rented an apartment with another five ants. Now they're tenants. The more you know...

“Rick, the lady in the airport thought you were my dad, okay? You should get a gentlemen’s facial” —Chelsea (Aimee Lou Wood) to her boyfriend Rick (Walton Goggins) The White Lotus

Get the feeling that Walton Goggins on The White Lotus had a blast playing Rick? I do!

Hear me out...a movie about Jesus' resurrection, but Weekend at Bernie's style, discuss

Prepare for incoming bungholes, that's all

Haiku bukkake. Circle & shoot poetry all over my face.

Woman Crush of the Week - How could it not be Parker Posey for giving us the gift of Victoria Ratliff on The White Lotus.

I owe myself the biggest apology for putting up with what I didn't deserve

“You sure know how to treat a burnt-out bitch” —Belinda (Natasha Rothwell) The White Lotus

To those of you who found the brother on brother incest kiss between Saxon (Patrick Schwarzenegger) and Lochlan (Sam Nivola) "shocking" uh not really. Obviously you are not familiar with VC Andrews and The Flowers in the Attic book series.

So what's Kate's (Leslie Bibb) story on The White Lotus? There's something bubbling under that surface

Now my obsession with The White Lotus episode five of season three has come to a close and aren't you happy?!?!

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