Have You Been Naughty, Or....???

Smack Bottom!
Santa Claus & Kendall Jenner

Ho, ho, ho - here we go again, with a mere 10 days until Christmas we count it down with more Sexy Santa time!!!

Well it looks like Kendall Jenner has been a naughty girl based on the fact that Santa is giving her a spanking. I wonder what Ms. Thang did to get the full treatment from Mr. Claus. Or perhaps it what she didn't do that brought it.

Maybe, just maybe this is what she wanted for Christmas and has been a very good girl, and this is her Christmas Kink (say that three times fast.)

Whatever the case gird you loins Minions, because it's coming fast and hard! Christmas that is, get your minds out of the gutter, I hope you are ready....

Mistletoe Kisses!

Kendall on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/kendalljenner/

Michael's Musings

I'm Dreaming of a Black Christmas...
Michael Shinafelt

"Heaven help me for the way I am, Save me from these evil deeds before I get them done
I know tomorrow brings the consequence at hand, But I keep livin' this day
Like the next will never come" - Criminal, Fiona Apple 

I guess this classic from the great Fiona Apple wasn't what you might could be expecting so close to Christmas. Well don't ever gossip that I can be pigeonholed. In fact perhaps you should never gossip at all, if you are getting my drift in a snow covered hill, and make sure the landslide doesn't bring you down with it Darlin'... "Yes" that was shade.

Tacky as usual, or is it unusually tacky?

Kendall Jenner telling X Harry Styles that Mother of three Kourtney Kardashian is the worst parent out of all her sisters, now That's Entertainment!

You got your stripper girlfriend to bang a married man? Was her name Melania?

"Really I’m just tweeting about Christmas lights because I can’t handle the impending civil war" - Liz Phair

Just a reminder that the President's Children are straight up grifter trash too

Think happy thoughts, say it three times fast, maybe Tinkerbell won't die

Can anyone actually win over Renee Zellweger for her amazing portrayal of Judy Garland this Awards Season?

Put a little lust in your life

Naughty or Nice isn't a thing anymore, did you get caught?

Woman Crush of the Week - Kerry Washington, because according to Vogue Magazine her "Gilded Twists Are a Seasonal Showstopper" indeed!

Where's the Grinch when you need him? I ask you? I'm waiting...

Ford v Ferrari? Eff that I want to take a ride on Christian Bale

I found it in synthetic form

May all your Christmases be white. How long before that phrase gets called out as racist?!

I'm on a roll, join me at:
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Today's WTF Moment...

Supermodel
Kendall Jenner & Kate Moss

The Grammy's air today in case you give a F#ck. However this is the image that caught the apple of my eye. "Yes" it's two iconic models, Hey it always takes two. Give your wafer up for Kate Moss & Kendall Jenner!

WTF are they doing? I'm so glad you asked. They are sitting in the front row at the Longchamp runway show during New York Fashion Week. (say that three times fast, I dare you MotherF#ckers) -

Since I am no fashionista - really F#ck that Sh!t - I liked the surprise element of this image and the passing of the torch sort of thang.

Oh, and let me state something. Even though Kendall Jenner has had it easy in the lucky break department. Honestly she is what the modeling industry looks for. So shut the F#ck up and quit your bitching assh#les.

Who knows why I am using such profanity today??? Also you shouldn't give a F#ck!!!

biss mich dumm hund aka bite me dumb dog.

NY Fashion Week on the WWW:
http://nyfw.com/

Michael's Musings

Who's Your Daddy?
Michael Shinafelt

The second or third sign of fall weather is happening right now in Los Angeles. The other times it happened the following week after it went back up to 90 degrees. We'll see if this time it will stick, in the meantime it's Thursday, time for me to do my usual sounding off!

Remember when just last year Helena Handbasket was the name of a Drag Queen and not the place the United States was headed?

Can anyone recommend a place that makes sturdy dog tags for people?

Kendall Jenner reveals why she deleted her Instagram account...and I now have one, and aren't you happy?!

Madonna is going to do Carpool Karaoke with James Corden... Tricks! Not! 

FYI - I'm not political, I'm anti-asshole 

“Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others" - Oscar Wilde

Walk away from the Xanax

Doing lunch today with lovely Pin-Up Girl Traci Lords

Name something that makes you say "yes"

I'm going to start yelling Oedipus instead of Motherfucker and see if anyone catches on

Today is Rhonda Bernstein's Birthday, wish her a happy one would ya?

My brain is starting to spin, time to sign off. Have a terrific day and check me out on Twitter & Instagram at:

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https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/

Cat-Walking In Marc Jacobs

Cat Fight? No, Catwalk
Kendall Jenner & Lady Gaga

It's the weekend and as per usual it's time for some fun! Thus I present to you, Marc Jacobs muse du jour - Lady Gaga. Getting all feline on the catwalk with Kendall Jenner.

Do these shoes make our ass look huge? No, they look cool ladies! Anyway no one can see your ass with the multiple layers you are wearing over them. 

Of course this took place during the happening thing of the moment. New York Fashion Week. 

Gaga insisted on going sans entourage and took to her Instagram with this bon mot:

"I've adored @marcjacobs @therealmarcjacobs since I was very young, so I was so honored to be one of his beautiful creatures tonight." 

The Lady knows how to werk it! 

Marc himself seemed extremely self satisfied stating: 

"That's a wrap! Thanks for watching. #mjfw16."

Indeed it is. Have a terrific weekend!

Let's make this all about Marc Jacobs:
www.marcjacobs.com/

Mother! Kris Jenner Headed To "Fashion Police"

Too Cool For School
Kris Jenner

Superwoman Kris Jenner is headed to Fashion Police. I hope Margaret Cho and her exchange sound bytes about their look alike hair styles in person...

Fashion Police is ready to start keeping up with Kris Jenner!

The momager will serve as a guest co-host for the show's New York Fashion Week episode airing on Feb. 18. She'll help wrap up Fashion Week coverage for E!, joining Melissa Rivers, Giuliana Rancic, Brad Goreski and Margaret Cho to break down the hottest runways and parties.

Jenner, 60, previously appeared as a guest on Fashion Police's 2012 Halloween Special.

E!'s daily coverage of Fashion Week begins Feb. 11, and will feature exclusive content from Jenner's daughters Kendall and Kylie – who are prepping to launch their Kendall + Kylie clothing line ahead of Fashion Week – as well as Ty Hunter, Liv Tyler and more.

Fashion Police returns Feb. 16 with Grammys coverage at 8 p.m. ET, with Jenner's episode airing Feb. 18.

It's Only Day Three Of 2016 and...

Ahoy!
l-r Harry Styles, Kendall Jenner, Portia De Rossi & Ellen Degeneres 

Well 2016 is looking to live up to it's hype as being a bold new year. How else can you explain this photo of Kendall Jenner, Harry Styles, Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi all having lunch on the same yacht? 

Yep, sometimes the world is full of strange bedfellows. The said yacht was traveling the waters in and around St. Barts for those who care.

Honestly I was so intrigued by the photo above I just had to post it. It seems like a sign of things to come in 2016, an omen of sorts, and a positive one at that.

Now that the tone has been set this year has a lot to live up to expectation wise and it had better bring it!

Have a great last day of the Holidays peeps!