Showing posts with label Nikki Bella. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nikki Bella. Show all posts

Thursday, July 5, 2018

Michael's Musings

The Morning After...
Michael Shinafelt
Photo:
David Pevsner 
"Saturday in the park, I think it was the Fourth of July" - Saturday In The Park, Chicago 

Was yesterday the 4th of July?! Well I wasn't in the park, or was I??? Perhaps I was picking posies or catching caterpillars. It really makes no difference how I whiled away the hours on July 4th, or perhaps it does.

Time to get this July 5th party started minions!

Just saw a byline that stated: Amber Heard Slammed - some girls have all the luck

It's time to rethink moisturizer, the more you know

I revisited the Billy Wilder classic Sunset Blvd. up on the roof July the 3rd at the Montalban Theater in the heart of Hollywood. I didn't remember it being as funny as it actually is from when I saw it in my youth. 

Age = Perspective 

A big yawn out to Nikki Bella & John Cena for the lamest PR stunt ever

I have a dream...of course you do darlin'

Heard on the street "I'm Leonard for no reason" - actually there is one, because it's the name your Mama gave you! 

David and Victoria Beckham celebrated 19 years of marriage yesterday - Spiceballs  
Katy Perry Shoots, She Scores!
"'Cause baby you're a firework, Come on show 'em what your worth" - Firework, Katy Perry

How much is that Pitbull in the window???

It's like a magic bus and can take many riders 

Smell what my cauldron is brewing 

Ever want to be Jackie Onassis?!

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated
We're gonna do it!" - Name that quote!!!

I don't know about you, but I'm feeling quite resplendent - it's a groovy word Google it!


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Tuesday, June 5, 2018

Who's Your Daddy???

Let's Pretend We're Married
Nikki Bella & John Cena
Alright Total Bellas watchers, file this under - "I'm so not surprised" John Cena is now stating that he wants to be a Daddy.

This has to be one of the most transparent, not to mention lame PR Stunts ever. Seriously did we all not see this coming? First he is gun shy about marriage then proposes to long time love Nikki Bella, then he doesn't want children and they "break-up"...As If?!

Cut to him now wanting kids. He always did my magpies, I'm not sure what the Total Point is here when a PR Stunt is this obvious it really has no point. "Yes" I know I am addressing it's inanity so perhaps I am feeding into it. But if any of you took this load of garbage at face value you may want to consult with someone about that.

Time for Michael to dance & sing, get up and do his thing.

Total Bellas on the WWW:
https://www.eonline.com/shows/total_bellas

Monday, May 21, 2018

Smells Like Publicity Spirit

Feeling Blue?
Nikki Bella
When I first heard of the break-up of John Cena & Nikki Bella it made me a little sad. These two seem so tailor made for each other, and I am a fan of a happy ending.

It has since been revealed the reason for their parting of the ways is  her wanting to become a Mom and him not wanting to become a Dad. The latest season of their show Total Bellas premiered last night. Leading up to it John has been back paddling on all the talk shows he has been on promoting it by begging Bella to take him back and stating he will have children with her.

OK, I don't know about you, but this smells like one huge PR stunt to me at this point. No one who loves someone as much as he loves her would break-up over something like this in the first place, and then take it back, WTF?! 

If John really didn't want kids that badly he would not budge, period! I'm sure there will be a baby Cena/Bella bun in the oven in the not too distant future. Hope last night's ratings were the highest ever you two - just know you are not fooling this guy.

Total Bellas on the WWW at:
www.eonline.com/TotalBellas‎

Thursday, April 19, 2018

Michael's Musings

Got Handcuffs???
Michael Shinafelt
Don't you love a man in uniform? It sort of takes you to a place...you don't need to tell me where that place is, but I have an idea. Shall we move forward, of course we shall.

Lord won't you give me a Mercedes Benz? If not a Toyota Prius would suffice

The season finale of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was last night. On to my favorite part of the show, the reunion!

OMG what are you doing at the Scientology building?!

WTF with Unreal this season??? The only truly astute season was the first

Jump on it! Figure that one out.

What's the deal with the baby bottle Lala Kent? Smells like publicity spirit

R.I.P. Barbara Bush

Sad to hear John Cena & Nikki Bella have parted ways

Tonight's the night, "yes" it's the series finale of Scandal. Putting on my sad clown make-up at present.

Meghan Markle, Meghan Markle, Meghan Markle

Wanna gain 50 lbs?! Eat mac & cheese at 2 am...what a feeling!!!

Bernie Sanders & Cardi B in 2020? The fantasy is _____ yep, it's time to fill in the blank

Stare at someone, intensely, for no reason, try it, you know you want to

Luann de Lesseps crooning Happy Birthday to Bethenny Frankel on the RHONY made me think of a drag queen lip syncing for their life on RuPaul's Drag Race

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Thursday, March 26, 2015

John Cena Goes All The Way In "Trainwreck," Almost

John Cena: I'm Almost All The Way Naked
WWE & Total Divas supporting player, John Cena won't be flashing his junk in the upcoming movie Trainwreck with the hilarious Amy Schumer.

Nope, as he extrapolated to Jimmy Kimmel Live: “I have a ‘big part’ because of the costume department, I was gifted a stunt penis.”

Wow! Now is that a gift that keeps on giving???

John plays Steven a self-obsessed hook-up for Amy's character whose unique version of bedroom talk is to sexualize his accomplishments at the gym while doing the deed.

There are many reasons Mr. Cena is a hunk other than the obvious. He is a very caring, thoughtful person who gives back and helps people.

One of my favorite things is how open he is about having a gay brother and the support he shows him and others in the community.

Nikki Bella is one lucky woman!

Trainwreck directed by comedy genius Judd Apatow will be released on July 17. I love Amy and I love John, I am so there! Check out the trailer below, it's hilarious! 


John Cena  on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/johncena

Trainwreck on IMDB:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3152624/