Stop! In The Name Of Halle

Strut!
Halle Berry

She's the woman of the moment, hour and forever our grrrl...Ms Halle Berry! Seen here strutting her bad self in the Big Apple looking absolutely fabulous in an abstract pant suit.

No doubt she is basking in the praise surrounding her directorial debut Bruised. Hey, she is impressive on both sides of the camera, "Yes" she also stars in it. "Yes" she skillfully directed herself and the other actors.

I love that she was photographed with a Stop Sign prominently in view. Because what other reaction should one have to seeing Halle on the street other than to stop???

Don't just walk on by, stop and smell what Halle is cooking!

The End.

https://www.instagram.com/halleberry/  

Film Buff Friday: The Producers

Hello Minions, how was your Thanksgiving? Mine was perfect I watched Halle Berry's directorial debut Bruised. How was it you ask? She's a good director and gave a truly great performance in it even if the material was pretty cliched, I recommend it.

So here we are, the morning after, the day of overeating. Most of us will be couch potatoes I am sure. Here's my suggestion for a PMU today. Mel Brooks movie The Producers!

Hey nothing can take on those post Turkey Day blahs like a Mel Brooks comedy, nothing even remotely comes close.

I have also included an informative link for the uninitiated to my buddy Jay Jacobson's Classic Movie Blog. It will give you all the 411 and then some on this comic masterpiece (Mel made a few of those in case you didn't know.)

Enjoy your post TG chill, Michael says: Relax...

https://www.jaysclassicmovieblog.com/post/the-producers-1967  

Michael's Musings

Let's Gobble, Gobble
Michael Shinafelt

Happy Thanksgiving Minions! I'm not really sure if there is anymore to say at the top of this week's column other than, eat, drink and don't call me Shirley -

Let's move on up to a deluxe apartment in the sky, shall we? We shall!

Stop making arrogant assumptions while I'm sitting on my phone making other plans

Gimme some F#cking Swedish Meatballs! The more you know...

Who among us hasn't pulled off their partners face to find a horny reptilian???

I'm thankful for the Health Care workers and those who are vaccinated 

Oh, so this is how it is for carnival barkers

My guess is Pete Davidson is hung

I would eat salads every day if I could pay someone to prepare them for me

Got Burner Phone?

Woman Crush of the Week - Halle Berry for making her directorial debut with Bruised on Netflix 

Don't jive me hooker!

Cream filled beavers, discuss

They have never cared about anything as much as that peanut butter

We honor the brave men and women today who have lost their hands in construction paper turkey tracing accidents

Don't overlook the wonder of the ordinary

Turn and face the ordinary here -

https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en

https://twitter.com/MShinafelt    

Hump Day & Chill

Let Them Eat...
Naomi Campbell

Tis the Hump Day & Chill before Thanksgiving. Being that Hump Day is a little sexy and that we gobble, gobble tomorrow I bequeath you Naomi Campbell serving up her special brand of Thanksgiving day dinner.

In fact Ms. Campbell looks to be one of the things on the menu being served all sprawled out among the desserts. Like she is perhaps sweet and delicious as well.

Well there you have it Minions your pre Turkey Day Hump Day & Chill with Naomi "Sugar Lips" Campbell.

Life can be so sweet on the sunny side of the street...

Naomi on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/naomi/  

Current Mood

Wouldn't You Give Your Tongue To A Friend?!
Dylan McDermott & Christopher Meloni

Sometimes you just gotta give someone the tongue. This is obviously an open to interpretation statement and should be treated as such, so proceed with caution when utilizing it.

Dylan McDermott took to Twitter with this post from the set of Law & Order: Organized Crime slapping it with the caption: "This is what I have to put up with everyday."

Well I don't know about you but I certainly wouldn't mind Christopher Meloni giving me the tongue every which way, and loose.

Yeah, Dylan it's hard out there for a mob boss.

Reach out and give someone your tongue today, it will definitely add something unique to it. While I'm not sure exactly what that is, think of it as an adventure 😀

Law & Order: Organized Crime on the WWW -

https://www.nbc.com/law-and-order-organized-crime  

Courtside Cuties

Having A Ball
Cara Delevingne & Selena Gomez

Another Monday, another week to enjoy! Yeah, I know we are all supposed to bag on Monday, yet I am feeling particularly bouncy myself today, so there!!!

For the rest of you singing the Monday Blues well here's Cara Delevingne & Selena Gomez courtside for the New York Knicks v Orlando Magic game at Madison Square Garden.

Since they look adorbs together this should help you Monday naysayers mood a little. Perhaps a lot depending on just how much you don't like Monday's.

It's time Minions to brush yourself off and adult...!!! 

Monday on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monday  

Music Makes The People Come Together

Who's Your Pick?

Tonight we celebrate music! That's correct Minions the American Music Awards are being broadcast tonight from the Microsoft Theater in Hollywood. They are being hosted by none other than Cardi B. 

I guess that means "B There, Or B Square???" anyway I tune in mainly for the performances. Music is the escape I, and you, meaning we, need at present.

Wanna play along, well being the giver that I am I have provided you with a list of nominees below. "Yes" they are at your fingertips, all you have to do is hit the link.

Let the music play!

https://www.theamas.com/nominees/2021-nominees/