Friday, July 22, 2022

Erika de Vil

Separated at Birth?
Erika Jayne & Cruella di Vil

OK, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills fans, of which, in case you were unaware, I am. First off let's address the elephant in the room. On what planet does Erika Jayne think it was appropriate to suggest the Crystal Minkoff, rather then purge, take laxatives to for her eating disorder because it would be easier than praying to the Porcelain God?!?!

Perhaps on Planet Claire? While we all know Erika is wasted on medication and alcohol, which Crystal chalks the "advice" up to. I have to wonder if it's projection at this point on Ms. Jayne's part. No matter how wasted I have been that is something I would have never said in this scenario, thus I'm on team projection, while wasted, and not very elegantly I might add.

Whatever the case it did make for a jaw dropping moment of TV and that's what keeps the audience watching.

Thus when I saw this meme juxtaposing Erika with Cruella de Vil, well if the Dalmatian Coat fits...

T.G.I.F!

If you need help with an eating disorder or know someone who does please contact 
The National Eating Disorder Association at -

Thursday, July 21, 2022

Michael's Musings

Nope
Michael Shinafelt

With the release of the UFO epic Nope tomorrow it got me thinking about the recent photos of the Galaxy. From what I can tell Truth: If we think we are alone here on earth we are naive.

Also Truth: With a galaxy as vast as ours I seriously doubt there is a God of any sort that cares about your sexual orientation or whether you're choice is pro. 

This Minions is a no brainer, moving along...

Last night on RHOBH could Dorit Kemsley's nose be any browner after that completely embarrassing kissing of Jamie Lee Curtis' butt?!?! Discuss...

Also on RHOBH WTF?! Erika Jayne telling Crystal Minkoff who has an eating disorder that laxatives might be better for her to use than purging?!?! Erika is there to help...NOT!

If you screw me I'll have you kidnapped and sold to some really sick people, the more you know

Jack Daniels = Liquid Crack, that is all

The first rule of OINK Night: You do not talk about OINK Night

Congratulations to Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck. There are those of you who make fun, and that puzzles me. What's the point, just be happy for them or STFU!

When you see Herpes and Hobby Lobby trending on Twitter 

"Yes" I've watched the Halloween Ends trailer a handful of times and "Yes" I can't wait until October 14th!!!

Woman Crush of the Week - Keke Palmer, I loved her on Scream Queens and wish her the best with Nope (I will not, be seeing it, but am happy for her!)

Just when you thought he couldn't get any hotter along comes Christopher Meloni for Peleton

When you buy 18 zip ties you are either a gardener or a murderer 

Disenfranchised Girl summer is in full swing

Mall Santas and Clowns, you're next

I'm the Mary are you the Rhoda?

Something's in the air, engage with me here -

https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en

https://twitter.com/MShinafelt  

Wednesday, July 20, 2022

Hump Day & Chill

The End
Michael Myers & Jamie Lee Curtis

It's a beautiful Hump Day & Chill in the neighborhood...why you might ask? Because the teaser trailer for Halloween Ends has dropped Minions and it's a doozy!!!

I've heard many conflicting things about the actual movie itself, but from what I've seen via this teaser trailer (say that three times fast) straight outta Blumhouse is any indication of what's to come October 14th, well then...F#ck me gently with Michael Myers knife, I'm there!!!

Honestly nothing could keep me away from this, you heard me correctly, nothing.

While were on the subject of sequels and follow-ups in the Halloween universe I have a confession to make. The only Halloween movie I've seen without Jamie Lee Curtis is Halloween III: Season of the Witch.

You heard me, I saw the original, the sequel, then III and did not see any other of the films until H20. 

PS I refuse to see Rob Zombie's take on it, so there!

Time to Hump Day & Chill to the tease bellow...86 days till Halloween Ends, Silver Shamrock.



Halloween Ends on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween_Ends   

Tuesday, July 19, 2022

Peachy Keen

Fashion Forward
Brad Pitt

What's blonde, hunky and glows in the dark? Why none other than Brad Pitt in a salmon hued suit at the Bullet Train photo call in Paris, naturally.

"Yes" Minions this photo is giving me life today, because honestly who could pull off a peachy keen suit like this other than the one and only Mr. Pitt?

In case you have been living under a rock you must know at this point, it's Brad's world and we simply inhabit it after all.

So seize the day and surrender the peach! Or some sh!t like that...

What's in your closet???

Brad on IMDb -

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000093/  

Monday, July 18, 2022

Monday Mood

I Know What You Did Last Summer
Do You???

For some reason of late the 1997 (damn! it's been that long ago?!) horror/slasher movie I Know What You Did Last Summer has been always on my mind.

It also sums up my Monday Mood...don't question me because I will never get into details as to why. Fluff up your pillow and know that life is but a waking dream.

Thus there you have it. Ambiguous and vague as it is.

Always remember and never forget.

Helen Shivers for President!!!

I Know What You Did Last Summer on IMDb -

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119345/ 

Sunday, July 17, 2022

Hot Ghoul Summer

Lily Munster
Yvonne De Carlo

With the Internet conjuring buzz about Rob Zombie's upcoming take on The Munsters (based on what I've seen it looks frightening and not in a good way.) It made me think of the original 1964 version that I watched with glee in my parents living room. In reruns Minions, not when it originally aired, go it??? 

It also made me think of how much I loved Yvonne De Carlo as Lily Munster. 

Thus Hot Ghoul Summer has arrived! Lily was my favorite vampire married to a Frankenstein monster ever! (mind you she was the only one, but who's embalming?) 

Yvonne was a true Hollywood Beauty and no amount of ghoulish make-up could hide that and Frankenstein-ly it didn't.

OK, I've got some feeding to do before I make another bloody disgusting pun.

Get your Hot Ghoul Summer on!!!

The Munsters on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Munsters  

Saturday, July 16, 2022

Saturday Sinema: Stagecoach

Hey, Minions I've got something for you to see it's the classic western Stagecoach. It made John Wayne a bonified movie star and put director John Ford on the path to legendary status.

This is a film I have heard of but never seen. However after reading my buddy Jay Jacobson's write-up about it on his classic movie blog I now have plans to see it. 

"Yes" Jay's passion for movies truly shines through on his blog. His knowledge is second to no one. It makes you want to check out these gems in the crown of Hollywood History.

So what are you waiting for??? Here's the link, click it!

https://www.jaysclassicmovieblog.com/post/stagecoach-1939