TBT: Life Is A Mystery Michael Shinafelt |
Aren't I puny??? I thought so, time to do a 360 if you know what I mean. I'm guessing you do...
Wanna see me do a cartwheel? Asking for a friend.
There's a thing called ASCD (Attention Seeking C#nt Disorder) all of of us know someone who has it. I know the cure, ask me.
Thus grant me hedgehog
Why hasn't someone patented the "Who Farted Sneer?"
"All of your missing socks are down here" - Satan
I just wanna hear a good beat. It's the secret to life.
Just Because - Firemen have hoses
PSA: high fructose corn syrup is not an excuse for deranged behavior
Woman Crush of the Week - Kamala Harris brains, beauty, a potential Vice President slot. What's not to like?
Want an all day sucker? I've got one
Currently trending on Twitter: #TrumpIsALaughingStock DUH!
I want to be Denise Richards husband Aaron Phypers underwear
You had me fooled. You played a low rent whore like you were born into it
All men are the same you say? Well who told you to try all of them I ask???
Give it a name with me at:
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