Michael's Musings

The Write Stuff
Michael Shinafelt

Hello Beautiful People, it's me! Right here, right now. Could you ask for anything more??? It's time to go forward, move ahead, try to detect it, it's not too late...

Step on a crack, break your Mother's ______ use your imagination and fill in the blank

Tonight I will be attending media night at Knott's Scary Farm (translation, everything is comped) can't wait...woot!

Maroon 5 to headline 2019 Superbowl half time show. Whatever.

Jessica Lange will be returning to American Horror Story as Constance Langdon. This makes sense since Constance was last seen nurturing the Anti-Christ who is a grown ass man now this season.

You were told that it's scary. Do you know that it's true?

Kelly Clarkson is getting a talk show. Perfection.

Death smiles at us all, all one has to do is smile back

And then there's Maude -

Then I was like "whatever bitches" and the bitches whatevered!

Gary Cole

Gary Cole, Gary Cole, Gary Cole

Can you hear me now???

White Punks On Dope, that is all

Do you feel dirty right now?

Smack my bitch up

I'm leaving the building, join me at:
https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en
https://twitter.com/MShinafelt  

My Zombie Boyfriend

Corpses Have More Fun!
Vanessa Hudgens

Former High School Musical and Spring Breakers star Vanessa Hudgens brings all the boys to the yard, including Zombies.

While attending Knott's Scary Farm this smooth walking dead operator couldn't seem to keep his bony fingers off of Ms. Hudgens as she politely indulged him, or perhaps even enjoyed the attention from the animated corpse who was hitting on her.

No word yet on whether he followed her home.

Happy Monday!

Vanessa on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/vanessahudgens/?hl=en   

Vanessa Hudgens Goes Knott's

Vanessa Hudgens & Friends

With Halloween only twenty-nine days away Vanessa Hudgens got an early start on the festivities yesterday, when the high holy day of October was thirty days away.

Vanessa went completely Knott's in Buena Park, CA at Knott's Scary Farm. 

Dressed as a Black Cat (I know what you are thinking, I chose not to go there) - she struck a pose with two The Walking Dead types. But she did not seem to fear them, she looks like she is having a blast. Is there something we should know about you that you aren't telling us Vanessa?

Anyway I hope you are all busying preparing thyself and enjoying the season of the witch!

T.G.I.F! Thank God It's Frightening!

Have Halloween fun with Vanessa on Instagram:

https://instagram.com/vanessahudgens/?hl=en