Hump Day & Chill

Big Wheel Keep On Turning
Jacob Elordi

Nothing says Hump Day & Chill like this too cool image of Actor Jacob Elordi cruising on his one wheeled skateboard, nothing!

The air of calm and confidence oozes out of every inch of Elordi, he is one mellow fellow, too bad he's not dressed in yellow 😉

Jacob also qualifies for the Hump Day & Chill hall of fame, for starring as Nat Jacobs on the HBO series Euphoria.

"Yes" Minions season two of Euphoria premieres this Sunday, January 9th to be exact and I can't wait!!!

Thus Jacob Elordi wins the trophy this week as one cool Hump Day & Chill dude...

Remember Minions: Never straight always forward

Jacob on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/jacobelordi/?hl=en   

Don't Chew With Your Mouth Open!

I Was Made For Chewing You Baby
Gene Simmons

Hello it's me Mr. Behave Yourself, as you can see KISS front man Gene Simmons is being an ill mannered boy and chewing with his mouth open. Well what else would one expect of him on National Spaghetti Day?! I ask you, "Yes" you, holding my breath...

Thus Mr. Simmons has joined us to share just how much he enjoys, well, Spaghetti. As you can see by his wide open mouth full of it, a lot!!!

What's that? "Yes" I enjoy Spaghetti, it's my favorite Lean Cuisine nuke-able meal. I like the one with the big beefy meatballs best, the one with meat sauce is for amateurs.

So if you'll excuse me I'm gonna hit the microwave and nuke me some, right here, right now...

National Spaghetti Day on the WWW -

https://nationaldaycalendar.com/national-spaghetti-day-january-4/   

Monday Motivation

Let It Go
Katy Perry

While we have already celebrated the passing of 2021 today is the day we flush it down the toilet. "Yes" Minions we begin the first full week of 2022 today, right here, right now...

Here to help us flush out last year is Katy Perry with a giant toilet and toilet paper, because with a year as messy as last we're gonna need the super sized equipment.

I'm gonna venture a guess and say this is part of Katy's Vegas residency Play. Only difference is I'm not playing about today's Monday Motivation.

We are soldiering on and getting into the groove of 2022 today. It's time to move forward and be the king of our collective domains.

So grab some paper and find a toilet, it's time for that first Monday Motivation of 2022 just flush.

Just let it go...!!!

Katy in Vegas at -

https://www.katyperry.com/tour/   

“XOXOY2K”

Alaska Thunderfuck

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Star of stage, screen, podcast airwaves and beyond, scalding hot drag superstar Alaska Thunderfuck has released the video (directed by Brad Hammer & Nic Laughlin) for "XOXOY2K" HERE and the single HERE backed with "ask me”  just in time to start off 2022.  Alaska coo’s about “XOXOY2K”here - "The fashions and accessories of the early 2000s are burned into my psyche because I came of age in the time of low rise jeans and flip phones.  This is a love song about attraction and repulsion-- all decorated in the mise en scene of the year 2000."  The track is from her forthcoming Red 4 Filth album via PEG Records/Warner Music Group/ADA which is slated for release in early 2022.

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Hello 2022

Last night I celebrated NYE like a sensible human being and spent it on the couch watching Miley's New Year's Eve Party with Miley Cyrus & Pete Davidson.

While others took in the likes of Andy Cohen & Anderson Cooper. Whoever you watched and whatever you did I hope today finds you safe and healthy. 

Thus I thought we should kick off the first day of 2022, New Year's Day as the masses call it, with an icon for the ages, Ms. Marilyn Monroe.

"Yes" Marilyn is in the house to represent January 2022! Who am I kidding she's here to represent for the whole year of 2022 adjacent to my desk because "Yes" I bought an MM 2022 calendar 😎 

Welcome to January 1st 2022 Minions!

New Year's Day on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Year%27s_Day  

Heading Into 2022 Like...

Miley Cyrus & Pete Davidson

Here it be, the last day of 2021, and aren't you happy?! Honestly with the way things are going I am indifferent at best. I also suspect that I really don't have to delve into the reasons why as I am sure my indifference is a universal experience.

I am celebrating the best way possible IMO, I am hitting the gym this morning and then stopping by Trader Joe's on my way home to pick up some NYE treats for the evening.

Basically I am staying in with a friend to celebrate and watching Miley's New Years Eve Party hosted by Miley Cyrus (duh) and Pete Davidson.

While this may not be living large with everything happening in the world at present I am winning by celebrating this way.

Thus whatever your plans tonight, be safe and stay healthy and don't let the bed bugs bite...Ouch!

Miley's NYE Party on the WWW -

https://www.nbc.com/mileys-new-years-eve-party-hosted-by-miley-cyrus-and-pete-davidson 

Michael's Musings

"Sit Tight and Assess"
Michael Shinafelt

The refrain ("Yes" it's used more than once) above from Don't Look Up pretty much sums up everything right here, right now about the world at large. 

"Sit tight and assess" - pretty mediocre approach when you really think about it. Well don't think about it too much Minions, none of us is mediocre unless we allow ourselves to be. Make every moment count even the seemingly, well, "mediocre" ones...and while you're at it I'd like a grilled cheese sandwich, thanks! 

Did you know every word in the Bible is true? It's when you group them into sentences that problems arise

It's the last Thursday of 2021, yeah, there's that

Give me honey from your beehive and make my day 

It's time to take the warning labels off of everything and let stupidity work itself out

Be nice even to the people you don't want to F#ck

Did I like Don't Look Up you ask? You asked, doesn't mean I'll tell 😜

FYI It's amazing what you can do with two fingers and a thumb

I love Pepperoni/Jalapeno pizza! That is all.

Woman Crush of the Week - January Jones, because January is just around the corner

My NYE plans? I'm gonna ring it in with Miley Cyrus & Pete Davidson, yeah that's the ticket...

Let's sell photos of our feet so we can get a nose job

The Golden Age of Pepper Spray is upon us

Beware of X's that are Vegan

I'd like to discuss your enchiladas now

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https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en

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