Michael's Musings

Two Can Keep A Secret If One Of Them Is Dead...
Michael Shinafelt

I'm baaaaack, did you miss me Minions?! Well I sorta kinda missed you! I decided to unplug last week and head to the Desert, Palm Springs to be exact. 

We all need to recharge and renew ourselves occasionally. What's that you ask? How did I spend my time there??? Um, what happens in the desert stays in the desert, I'm taking it to the grave...

Today's Secret Word: Cremation

If you are ever feeling stupid, remember that Walmart sells skeletons of invertebrate animals

The ball gag or the chloroform, your choice

Where IQ's go to die, discuss...

I don't like you either! Love, Candy Corn 

So what's the deal with the Buff Chucky at the end of last night's episode y'all?!?!

Boy they are really reaching for drama (unsuccessfully) on the RHOBH reunion. The best thing about it are Garcelle's expressions

My last dying wish is to know someone named Caribou, that more you know...

Woman Crush of the Week - Naomi Watts currently starring in the way creepy The Watcher on Netflix. Why? Because she Naomi Watts that's why!!!

DVRs are freaky

Started my day off going yoga at Hollywood Forever Cemetery

I really need to see Happy Birthday To Me again

Always consider this - is it worth the 7 dollars shipping fee? Most likely not, but...

Where do you want your final resting place to be?

Discuss it with me here -

https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en

https://twitter.com/MShinafelt   

Hump Day & Chill

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Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?

"A gruesomely fun masterpiece starring two battling Hollywood icons With its over-the-top sensibility and camp, “What Ever Happened to... " - Jay Jacobson

If you haven't seen this one, you should!!! Hit my buddy Jay's expert insights at the link below...Only 13 more days Minions!!!

https://www.jaysclassicmovieblog.com/post/what-ever-happened-to-baby-jane-1962

You Get A Broom, Everyone Gets A Broom!

So Witchy 
Sandy Zacky

"What good would common sense for it do, 'Cause it's witchcraft wicked witchcraft" - Witchcraft 

Seriously Minions there is not common sense when it comes to Witchcraft. But there is common sense when it comes to listening to resident Entertain Me diva Sandy with a "Y" not "E" whilst she belts out her fantastic rendition of it.

She casts her spell every year here, there and everywhere (that's how spells go, they are far reaching ya know?!)

Clean out those bats in your belfry and let Sandy with a "Y" not "E" weave her magic around you mortal soul. 

Hey it's better than  being given a hickey by a vampire!

Broom Drop after the jump!

Sandy with a "Y" not "E" on the WWW -

https://www.facebook.com/SandyZackyDiva/

https://www.reverbnation.com/sandyzacky   

OMG! Halloween Ends Easter Egg

OMG! 

What does Easter Egg mean in slang? 

In popular culture, an Easter egg, often written in lowercase as easter egg, is an item snuck into a piece of media–including computer software, video games, TV shows, films, and music–meant for the fun of its hiders and finders alike.

So you know the type of Easter Egg I am speaking off I have included it's definition above. well I think you get this one quite clearly based on the meme above. 

"Yes" Minions it's the famous Kyle Richards/Taylor Armstrong meme recreated again with Kyle and the woman who plays the mother of the deceased boy Corey Cunningham accidentally kills at the top of Halloween Ends. 

This was my Sunday morning OMG moment when it came across my Twitter feed. Someone way more savvy than myself caught it and since David Gordon Green is notorious for inserting these types of things into his Halloween Trilogy, well there you have that...

Hope you enjoy this revelation as much as I did. Have a horrific Sunday!

Halloween Ends on IMDb -

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10665342/  

Satan's Little Helper

                                 

" A horror sleeper that contains as much wit as gore."

     —Frank Scheck, The Hollywood Reporter

Nine-year-old Douglas Whooly (Alexander Brickel, PALINDROMES) is obsessed with the handheld video game "Satan's Little Helper," and annoyed that the attention of his big sister Jenna (Katheryn Winnick, TV's VIKINGS and BIG SKY) is being distracted by her new boyfriend Alex (Stephen Graham). These two concerns collide on Halloween, when Douglas witnesses a serial killer in a devil mask (Joshua Annex) posing his victims like outdoor All Hallow's Eve displays. Not comprehending how real the carnage is, Douglas becomes this Satan's little helper--and that's very bad news for Alex, for Douglas and Jenna's mom Merrill (Amanda Plummer, PULP FICTION, Netflix's RATCHED), and ultimately for their entire town. A different kind of Halloween horror film, SATAN'S LITTLE HELPER combines grisly killings with a mile-wide streak of savage humor. Written and directed by cult favorite Jeff Lieberman (SQUIRM, BLUE SUNSHINE, JUST BEFORE DAWN), it satirizes the way video games can seize hold of young minds, and is driven by the inability of Douglas (and others) to distinguish the Satan Man's nasty crimes from All Hallow's prankery. Featuring one of Plummer's most eccentric performances, SATAN'S LITTLE HELPER has built a cult following on video and now makes its UNCUT high-definition Blu-ray debut, carrying a bagful of supplementary treats!

Media

 Watch trailer »

Bonus Materials

• Audio Commentary from Director Jeff Lieberman
• Vintage Behind-the-Scenes Featurette
• The Devil and the Details: Making SATAN'S LITTLE HELPER
• Mister Satan's Neighborhood: A Tour of the Filming Locations with Director Jeff Lieberman
• Newly Translated English Subtitles for the Hearing Impaired (English SDH)
• Promotional Trailer

Order Here -

https://mvdb2b.com/b2b/s/SFD0212

17 More Days...Halloween Ends

Laurie Strode
Jamie Lee Curtis

Today is the official opening of Halloween Ends. I however saw it last night at the Chinese Theater in Hollywood upon my return home from Palm Springs. 

OK, here's the unpopular opinion I liked Halloween Ends. It was a slow burn character driven film that had the feel and look of the original 1978 version. 

I don't wanna give too much away, but the showdown between Michael Myers and Laurie Strode is what it should be and the ending works. 

David Gordon Green has crafted something unique here. I'm not sure what people were really expecting, but...it's a cut above, and beyond, quite frankly of all the Halloween cash in sequels that happened before Mr. Green's trilogy.

Halloween is coming, today and in 17 more, are you ready Minions...Boo! 

Halloween Ends on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/halloweenmovie/?hl=en