Eating Miss Campbell

Troma Entertainment, the longest-running independent movie studio in North America, proudly celebrates the March 11th release of Eating Miss Campbell on Blu-ray. 

For over a half a century, Troma has produced and distributed cinematic masterpieces such as The Toxic Avenger, Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D., Class of Nuke 'Em High, Cannibal! The Musical, and Tromeo and Juliet. Now Troma founders Lloyd Kaufman and Michael Herz have a new movie to add to this impressive list: Eating Miss Campbell is a high school horror/comedy with a ravenous appetite for the grotesque.  

Beth Conner (Lyndsey Craine, Book of Monsters) is a vegan-goth introvert who attends an elite high school in England. She emerges from her shell when new teacher Miss Campbell (Lala Barlow) arrives on campus. Their affair triggers Beth to develop a new appetite. Let’s just say she’s definitely not a vegan anymore. The new Beth is eager to win the school’s celebrated “All You Can Eat Massacre” contest that has a very unique first prize. Can she devour everything to achieve her dream?   

Eating Miss Campbell turns a dark comic light on posh academia, cannibalism, school violence, child predators, alternate realities, horror movies, and Alec Baldwin. The movie is director Liam Regan’s follow up to My Bloody Banjo, and he brings an English sensibility to the attitude birthed in Tromaville, New Jersey. While not a sequel, Vito Trigo (Return to Nuke 'Em High), Lloyd Kaufman (President of Troma Entertainment and the creator of The Toxic Avenger), Dani Thompson (Video Shop Tales of Terror), and Laurence R. Harvey (The Human Centipede sequels) all reprise their roles from My Bloody Banjo.    

The bonus features include an Introduction from Lloyd Kaufman, audio commentary, a Making Of documentary, deleted scenes, outtakes, a Gore Reel, raw B-Roll, cast interviews, Frightfest Premiere, behind the scenes footage, VFX reel and trailers. 

“A hilarious, knives-out, balls-to-the-wall blood fest from beginning to end." - PopHorror  

4 stars out of 5! "It might just be one of the best high school cannibal movies ever to have been produced." - David Gelmini/Dread Central 

Watch the trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrxs2_NLf18&t=3s  

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Life Is A Mystery...

Madonna

Do you like mysteries? Good because today you are getting one I tell you what. 

I'm feeling this image of the Madonna today all hail the Queen of Pop! For several reasons mainly in what it speaks to me myself and I.

There is your mystery today I'm not going to tell you what thoughts and emotions this striking photo gives me. I'm sure you have a clue, but not the big picture. Let's just say it evokes some very strong ones about the state of the world, that's all you need to know. 

Now it's time to get on with it and sally forth into Friday...or not. 

TGIF & Such!

Madonna on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/madonna/  

Michael's Musings

What Am I Doing? I'm Quietly Judging You
Michael Shinafelt

Hello Thursday....and "Yes" I am "Quietly Judging You" you know who you are and you know why. If you are clueless I'm sorry I can't be of assistance with that. 

So get off of my cloud and find someone else who wants to put up with your tomfoolery. Time to shift my energy...join me?

 FYI The "P" in my name stands for patience, that's why it's not there 

Attention Texas: How many times do you need to be told human existence is not a felony?!

One thing I do know is nobody ever invaded a country in the name of Satan

Keep calm and watch Horror Movies! Words to live by

Do you ever stop and ask yourself: What would Skeletor do?

Always remember when people can't get what the want from you they will recruit others to hate you

I guess DOGEs actual proof of fraud is buried somewhere in the Epstein Files, right?

Is there such a thing as too much fabulousness? Think about it, but not too much

Woman Crush of the Week - Speaking of fabulous Gal Gadot as the Evil Queen in Snow White, that's all

The upcoming vampire flick Sinners looks like it doesn't suck ("yes" the pun was intended)

I don't owe you me. If you get any me, cherish that shit.

When anyone leaves their home they should get a trophy for participation, discuss

BTW smart men don't need to tell you how smart they are. Con men do.

They say the French eat snails because they detest fast food

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Hump Day & Chill

Me & Mr Bones
Eiza Gonzalez

"Oh, catch that buzz, Love is the drug I'm thinking of, Oh, can't you see, Love is the drug for me" - Roxy Music, Love Is The Drug

What the world needs now is hugs, sweet hugs. Indeed, we are spreading Hump Day & Chill love today with, what else, hugs!

Hugs are magic and best of all free. Surely you have someone you want to squeeze, give one to them, or give one to a random stranger, or a skeleton.

That's correct, you could bend it like Actress/Singer Eiza Gonzalez and her friend Mr Bones above.

Whoever you choose to hug, let's create a wave of good vibrations today.

Hump Day & Chill Minions!

Eiza on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/eizagonzalez/?hl=en

Fry Me A River

A River Of Fries!
Demi Moore

While Demi Moore didn't win the Oscar for Best Actress in The Substance (she deserved to) she did take home gold nonetheless. That's right feast your eyes on those mass quantities of golden fries that she had post Academy Award Ceremony.

One Word: YUM!

Her daughter Tallulah took this photo and captioned it "MY winner" Many people agree with you Tallulah, many. I honestly tuned in this year just to see Demi win.

But alas she did not. Her performance and the film are iconic and they will be talked about for the ages.

Now the real question is where did you get those fries???

Demi on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/demimoore/?hl=en  

Current Mood

You know how sometimes whilst you are surfing the Internet you come across something that is so you it's like fate intervened and guided you to it?

Well that's exactly what happened with the above meme, it's so perfectly me that I was quite caught off guard when it flashed across my phone screen.

Tis also my Current Mood.

You have been warned...That's all...!

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Spring Forward Into Horror

Florence Pugh
"Midsommar"

Today is the day we Spring Forward into horror! Ha! "Yes" the horror movie fan in me couldn't resist. You know what else I couldn't resist? Posting this image from Ari Aster's Midsommar.

What's that you ask? Did I like Midsommar? Uh, "No" I really disliked it to TBH. Then why post an image from it???

Because nothing says Spring & Horror like Florence Pugh covered in flowers at the inexplicable May Pole scene in this turgid uninteresting mess. Also I am a Florence Pugh stan. That' all...

Love & Light, Yours Truly 

Florence on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/florencepugh/?hl=en