Critic's Choice Awards

Chelsea Handler

Want to know what I'll be watching tonight? Take a guess you only get one. If you think I will be watching the Critic's Choice Awards, you guessed correctly.

Do I care who wins? Not really. I am mainly tuning in for the spectacle of it all and to watch Chelsea Handler host. "Yes" I like Chelsea Handler and apparently I am not alone this is her second year hosting the event.

Here is a list of nominees below, enjoy!

https://www.eonline.com/news/1425585/critics-choice-awards-2026-nominations-see-the-complete-list

What Chelsea Handler Says

Chelsea Handler knows of what she speaks. Being in my 50's I confirm " I don't give a shit"

It is the most amazing, freeing thing in the world!!!

Give yourself the present of being present today.

That's correct Minions be present and free like Chelsea Handler and myself! Rock your Sunday Funday...

Mic Drop! 

Chelsea on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/chelseahandler/?hl=en  

Hump Day & Chill

Chelsea Handler

Today let's Hump Day & Chill to these sage words from Chelsea Handler. Being it is the day before Thanksgiving I felt this may be something many of us do, and or, need to hear.

"Yes" you heard me Minions some of you are not self aware enough out there to know this is about you. So stop being so vain and step it up and start engaging in this practice. Trust me it will make yours and others Thanksgiving (and other Holidays included) much more "Peachy Keen."

And isn't "Peachy Keen" something we should all aspire to? I believe in the power of this message.

So before you gobble, gobble take some Hump Day & Chill time to, well you know, do what Chelsea says.

Your family will Thank You, instead of wishing YOU had been served with stuffing!

Chelsea on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/chelseahandler/?hl=en  

Pandemic Workout Fashion

Bosom Buddies
Chelsea Handler & Ben Bruno

 

I have always found Chelsea Handler tre' funny! I used to attend tapings of her talk show when it was on E! twice a year (Hey, I had an in and was always V.I.P.)

Well Leave it to Chelsea (that could be the title of her sitcom) to take masks one step further during this pandemic.

"Yes" bear witness to Ms. Handler donning a mask on her mug whilst working out with her trainer (no relation to Meghan Trainor) and also wearing them as a sports bra.

Clever, no? Not to mention entertaining and fun during these uncertain times. 

Hey, Chelsea is the gift that keeps on re-gifting. Now if you'l excuse me it's time for my walk.

Mic Drop!

Chelsea on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/chelseahandler/?hl=en  

Michael's Musings

Hypocrisy Is Emotional For Me...
Michael Shinafelt

Just when you think things couldn't get any weirder in the world, they do. I'm not going to delve into those grimy depths we all see enough of it on a daily basis. It's like were trapped in a 24/7 article for The Onion!

We all need a break damn it! Welcome to Fantasy Island, indeed...

In other news: I'm a Sex Witch 

"Rudy Giuliani is like if a Nickelback song became a person" - Chelsea Handler

I have declared a moratorium on anyone saying "Spooktacular" obey my command

You really don't think it was an accident, do you???

Just when you think it's safe to open the refrigerator...

Happy Mean Girls Day!

Word to live by - Whatever (motto for life)

Can I touch it? Asking for a friend.

If you are in doubt use the Vulcan hand signal, works every time

Woman Crush of the Week Mariska Hargitay she brings Law & Order to the SVU!

The human soul weighs 21 grams. I know this is true I weighed myself before and after watching Trump give a speech.

Loving American Horror Story: 1984 - it's bonkers

Feed Me! That is all.

Who hurt you?

Wake-up and smell the decaying corpses with me at:

https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en

https://twitter.com/MShinafelt   

A Gay, a Muslim and a Jew...

This One's For You Donald Trump!
l-r Gay, Jew, Muslim

Walked into Nordstrom and then hit the White House to give the finger to Donald Trump. Well, they actually did.

In the wake of  Nordstrom dropping Ivanka Trump's line and incurring the wrath of Orange Cosby Chelsea Handler and friends (a Gay and a Muslim) hit the department store with glee and then got photographic evidence of it outside the White House.

Many other celebrities have followed suit tweeting about hitting Nordstrom too, but you know Chelsea she had to outdo them all, and did.

She also tweeted out this gem in retaliation to the Bitch Baby of the United States regarding his Ivanka & Nordstrom tantrum:

"Trump says his daughter has been treated ‘so unfairly’ by Nordstrom. Oh, was she detained for 19 hours when she tried to enter the store?"

Brilliant! Keep them coming Handler! 

Tweet with Chelsea at:
https://twitter.com/chelseahandler

OMG! They're Naked! Chelsea Handler & Nick Offerman

Extra, extra! "Women & Men: An Issue About Our Current Difficulties" that's what the current issue of Esquire proclaims to be all about. Yes, the mag stakes claim that the entire issue is "devoted entirely to how men and women interact." Men & Women interacting, oh my the drama. 

While we are all quite accustomed to viewing Handler's ample and beautiful breasts, we are not nearly as used to seeing her derriere. 

The usually clothed Offerman, who is one of the stars of Parks and Recreation is no stranger to flashing his junk. He bared everything in 2014 on Deadwood. That being stated he is not someone we see doing this on a regular basis. 

"I love performing -- and I'm not an exhibitionist, I'm not a Kardashian, by any stretch. And I'm not built in the way that people regularly ask me to bare myself," he told Flavorwire of stripping down on camera. "But when things call for it, I've done it on stage, I've done it on screen...I enjoy the beauty of nature." 


Bounce those hot booty's you two!

Get Naked with:

Handler: https://twitter.com/chelseahandler
Offerman: https://twitter.com/nick_offerman

Chelsea And Sandra Do Mardi Gras

Sandra Bullock & Chelsea Handler: Beads-A-Plenty!

Flashing expert and raconteur Chelsea Handler took to the streets of New Orleans on Fat Tuesday during the city's renowned Mardi Gras celebration displaying two of her many talents, her boobs.

Yep, in the tradition of many women who have come before her, Cheslea set her girls free for Mardi Gras! 

Joining Chelsea for the festivities were Sandra Bullock, Whitney Cummings, Michael McDonald and Kerri Kenney-Silver.

 Of course Handler tweeted the photo of herself with her shirt up, bra down and nipples completely out for the world to see. 

"Merry Christmas" Early From Chelsea Handler

Chelsea wished everyone a "Merry Christmas" to accompany the image. 

Merry Christmas to you Chelsea Handler, I'm sure you are the woman with the most beads at Mardi Gras. Werk it grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl!

If you aren't already - this is proof you need to be following Chelsea Handler on Twitter at:

https://twitter.com/chelseahandler

Boobies, Boobies, Boobies: Chelsea Handler

Putin or Handler?

Let's kick November off with a little controversy, shall we? Hmmmmmmm...

Chelsea Handler said goodbye to Instagram after the censorship fiasco, and welcomed her fans to view her breasts on Twitter.

"You can now find my dogs and my breasts on Twitter only where my followers have the right to choose what they say,"  Yo go girl! PS your breasts are hot!

I L-O-V-E Handler - I have seen her show V.I.P. treatment several times at the edge of the stage where it is always showtime! She is a pro and quite frankly, to me, while there can be no replacement for Joan Rivers, the heir to her throne. 

The split photo was put next to Vladimir Putin's famous shot of him baring his chest on a horse, clearly mocking the Russian president. "Anything a man can do, a woman has the right to do better.". 

Instagram removed it. That didn't stop the Chelsea train, though.

Chelsea then re-posted the same photo and wrote, "Taking this down is sexist. I have every right to prove I have a better body than Putin."

Unfortunately, her tactics didn't work, and Instagram blocked her breasts again.

So who cares about a little areola?!

She captioned the screenshot, "If a man posts a photo of his nipples, it's ok, but not a woman? Are we in 1825?"

 "If instagram takes this down again, you're saying Vladimir Putin Has more 1st amendment rights than me. Talk to your bosses."

Amen sister!

Be One With Chelsea on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/chelseahandler