"There's got to be a morning after, If we can hold on through the night, We have a chance to find the sunshine, Let's keep on looking for the light" - Maureen McGovern "The Poseidon Adventure" Good morning peeps if you are reading this I have survived yet another Halloween. "Yes" I yet again escaped Michael Myers phallic knife. November 1st is such a letdown, in other Day of the Dead news.... You Joan Crawford psycho shrew! Let's go back to the cave He took the panties and left the Prada I'm ready to shove a taco up ______ ass! Go for it, give the blank a name Go deep and primal Ed Sheeran auctions off his underwear...Um, yeah, whatever - I'll pass on that gas Do you ever simulate tongue when you kiss? Asking for a friend. Scandal! Reese Witherspoon shows off her pumpkin - Yeah, she has no shame A shout out to my friend Traci Lords who is shooting a horror movie in Oregon - Boo Girl, Boo!
Halloween in West Hollywood
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Scott Jacobs & Michael Shinafelt
"I feel this moment is something unusual,(Here with me)" - Ariel Beesley, Slower Than Usual Sometimes life does not go at the pace we want. But you know what, you have to accept it. I've lost a mere 25 lbs. I would have liked to have shed more by now, but... Use your instincts and trust that you are on the right path, for yourself. Time to get busy! Is there anything better than a? _____ the blank is yours to fill in Why are there so many songs about rainbows? WTF? I don't know! Imagine something big is gonna happen Once upon a time there was a reproductive abuser Did you hear? The new season of Dancing With The Stars is going to be athletes, no "stars" - whatever The Joan Crawford of yoga is in my ayem class at Gold's Gym Hollywood. "Yes" it's obnoxious as it sounds. Can we talk about Stassi Schroeder's BF Patrick on Vanderpump Rules? Obnoxious, not to mention disturbing To my buddy Jay Jacobson. Enjoying your Travelogue pics of your trip to Vietnam Don't Speak When you are not tired enough to sit, kneel
Shout out to the Black Panther cast, you're number one!
In case you have been living under a rock tonight the FX limited series Feud premieres. What's it about you ask, boy you really need to get out more. It's about the legendary Hollywood feud between Bette Davis & Joan Crawford.
The show has been getting a lot of hype due in no small part to the fact that it pairs two real life acting legends Jessica Lange as Crawford and Susan Sarandon as Davis. While that is all well and a good reason to tune in, there is someone else in the cast who is deserving of just as much attention.
Kiernan Shipka who portrayed Sally Draper on Mad Men is going to set her relationship status to complicated when she appears as the daughter of Bette Davis BD Hyman.
Shipka is a quite magnetic and gifted actress and is sure to chew her fair share of scenery when she spars with Sarandon as her on screen Mother (read into that word choice what you will.)
Does anyone wonder what would have transpired if Joan Crawford were alive today? Well wonder no more your prayers, or perhaps nightmares have been answered!
Check out the press release below to get the 411 on what m.o.m.m.i.e.D. is up to now, that's correct I said now, like at this very moment now...
When JOAN CRAWFORD is stopped at the gate to Hollywood Heaven and ordered to Hell “for reasons well known to her,” she charms (acts) her way past the aspiring-rapper guard and manages to enter Heaven on probation. To get off parole, she must return to Earth to both explain her Mommie Dearest sins and perform good works, most notably: rescue true celebrity back from today’s reality starlets and civilian selfies.
In her riveting posthumous fake autobiography, MOMMIE SMEAREST: See Joan Crawford In Bitch Selfie Ain’t Make You No Movie Star, Joan, writing as L. LeSueur, reinvents herself as the rap artist mo.m.m.i.e.D.
From a secret base at a Florida trailer park, JOAN CRAWFORD launches a raucous plotline that parodies today’s rich and famous − including reality starlets from Hollywood, Washington, Wall Street and the mall – many of whom Crawford finds lacking as true stars. As part of her good works to gain entry to Heaven, Joan plots to unmask a corporate executive blowhard in a mini-skirt-power-suit she views as a personal-brand-building fraud. And most significantly, Joan takes aim at the newest form of “d”-lebrities: everyday people who think they’re stars because their YouTube video has gone viral or their selfies have a thousand likes on Facebook.
In addition to trailer parks and a chicken-processing factory, readers are whisked into phony-fabulous locales including Trump Tower, pro-football stadiums, boardrooms, and the New York Times social columns. In between her squabbles and plot twists, Joan offers hilarious flashbacks from her own rich Hollywood life, including a never-revealed (until now!) audition for TV’s The Brady Bunch, and a feature-length lie called Monster Dearest: Keeping Up with the Crawfords, in which Crawford sort of, but not really, explains herself as Mommie Dearest. She even records her first rap song and video, “Bitch, Selfie Ain’t Make You No Movie Star”, watch it and watch it now!!!
In the end, multiple story lines converge into an affirming crescendo celebration that includes criminal indictments, a high-profile gay society wedding, and the final verdict on Joan’s entry into Hollywood Heaven. It all serves as a reminder of the ‘realness’ of fame, especially in today’s celebrity-obsessed culture where anyone with a smartphone can be a star.
