Guess Who?

Oh Baby!

The Halloween Season is in Full Terror Mode! I for one as so happy you could put a stake in me and I'd just be getting started. Death is only the beginning after all...

Well guess what time it is Minions?! It's time to play Guess Who The Baby Yoda is, yay!!!

Some of you may already know who, because as the saying goes: "If you know, you know"

I however never would have figured it out if it didn't state the person's identity next to the photo. I swear on Dracula's coffin, I wouldn't.

Well Baby Yoda turns out to be none other than Queen Flautist Lizzo!!!

Great costume grrrrrl keep on being fierce and tooting those historic crystal flutes...

Mic Drop!!!

https://www.instagram.com/lizzobeeating/?hl=en

100% That Bitch

100%
Lizzo

Here's Lizzo leaving the Bravo studios in NYC. Every time I see her I always think of the "100% That Bitch" from her song Truth Hurts.

While I've never taken a DNA test for it, I did hit the online promotion that calculated how much of a bitch I was and indeed I got 100%!

No real surprise, actually I'm quite proud of the fact. 

So heading into the weekend get in touch with your inner bitch Minions. Lizzo and myself demand it. 

But know this, me and Lizzo will out bitch all of you any day...100%

T.G.I.F!

Lizzo on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/lizzobeeating/?hl=en  

Current Mood

Laugh!
Tiffany Haddish, Jennifer Lewis & Lizzo

"I love to laugh, Loud and long and clear..." I Love To Laugh, Uncle Albert from Mary Poppins

Of late I've been feeling the laughter. "Yes" Minions laughing truly is the best medicine, every time I feel a grimace coming on I pivot and think of what is amusing about the situation instead of what is bugging me and, I well smile on the outside and laugh on the inside.

Thus this photo of Tiffany Haddish, Jennifer Lewis & Lizzo yucking it up at the Hollywood Unlocked Impact Awards in Beverly Hills captures my Current Mood.

Fingers crossed their laughter and my mood are contagious and the magic rubs off on you as well.

It's the las Tuesday of June 2022, live, love and most of all laugh!!!

Laugh on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laugh_(disambiguation)

"We Met Lizzo"

When BTS Met Lizzo

So it appears South Korean boy band BTS met the one and only Lizzo at the Harry Styles concert in Los Angeles. How do I know this?! Because they took it to Twitter, naturally.

They captioned the Tweet "We Met Lizzo." Lizzo followed their lead and Re-Tweeted the photo with "I Met BTS."

Awwwww....Harry Styles uniting his fellow artists for one big love fest in the guise of a concert, it really doesn't get any better than that.

So let's throw ourselves into our collective Saturday and spread the joy that is BTS & Lizzo, in spirit, not literally!!!

BTS on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/bts.bighitofficial/

Lizzo on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/lizzobeeating/?hl=en

In The Pink

Lizzo Beating

Rolling into the week I am feeling "in the pink," translation: I'm getting down my bad self! That's correct Minions I'm just like Lizzo who always gets down with her bad self and is literally "in the pink" at the Global Citizen Live concert in NYC.

Lizzo and are both 100% that bitch today, in the best way possible. 

Hey, there's nothing wrong with feeling ones self and feeling good about that. Now is there? Say "Yes" there you go see how easy that was???

I for one am energized and ready to rumble. Let's get this week started!

What's on your agenda?!

Lizzo on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/lizzobeeating/?hl=en  

"Rumors"

Teach Me About Big Girl Coochie
Cardi B & Lizzo

Yesterday Lizzo unleashed some big post quarantine energy with the release of her song Rumors featuring Cardi B. 

Well today it's my newest jam! Rumors is not your basic banger, As If! Being that Lizzo is anything but your basic artist. 

This being Lizzo's first song in two years has so much going on, it takes a few trips to unpack. Trust me this is one unpacking that isn't a chore.

I don't know about you, but for me it's time for another trip on the Rumors Train, take that journey by boarding the video below now...!!!

"Spendin' all your time tryna break a woman down" - Rumors, Lizzo featuring Cardi B

Lizzo in IG -

https://www.instagram.com/lizzobeeating/?hl=en   

Just Because...Think Pink

Think Pink
Lizzo

Just Because it's Sunday Funday, Just Because I'm in an indescribable head space & Just Because, well, ya know, think pink...that's correct Minions look it's Lizzo with pink hair!!! Woot!

Lizzo recently debuted her new hue for karaoke night at Dreux's Louisiana French Quarter in Los Angeles.

She also sports and airbrushed shirt with an image that appears to be her as per usual non-pink self. Essentially giving us two Lizzo looks simultaneously. That Lizzo, what a giver she is.

There really isn't much more to say regarding this, except Bend It Like Lizzo and remember this: The World Is Yours!!!

Lizzo on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/lizzobeeating/  

Only 9 Days Left...VOTE!

What She's Saying
Lizzo 

With only 9 days left Lizzo and Myself are here to remind you to VOTE!!!

Lizzo recently greeted supporters at an event for the Biden-Harris presidential campaign in Detroit, MI. With a mask sporting the word VOTE. Are you sensing a theme in today's post? Good, that's the whole point of it, VOTE!

What's that? Have I voted? Why "yes" I have, weeks ago I filled out my ballot and put it in a drop box. Then I tracked it, and got a text a week later saying my VOTE had been received and counted. Best text I got all month.

So if you haven't made your voice heard what are you waiting for?!?! I asked you tell me and tell me now, or better yet get out and VOTE!

Voter information at:

https://www.vote.org/  

Poolside With Lizzo

A Whole Mood
Lizzo

Summertime and the living is Lizzo! OK, while it's not quite Summer, but it is Memorial Day Weekend, and Lizzo is giving us Pandemic Poolside Fashion.

"Yes" the new normal is here and Lizzo is leading the way with her teeny weeny floral bikini, along with matching gloves and face mask.

Safety and health will is what's in fashion for the sunshine seasons, get used to it and keep yourself and others from harms way.

Welcome to Summer 2020 Minions! Don't let the sun block hit you in the booty on your way out...

Lizzo on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/lizzobeeating/?hl=en

Michael's Musings

Write Now
Michael Shinafelt

"Cellophane flowers of yellow and green, Towering over your head, Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes, And she's gone" - Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, The Beatles

While I have never been a huge fan of The Beatles they don't suck either. I woke this ayem with this song in my head. Obviously they did something effective, the tone for the day is set minions. I wonder what comes next???

Closer with Jude Law, Clive Owen, Natalie Portman & Julia Roberts was on HBO last night. I really love that film

Today's burning question? Why does anyone need to know the way to San Jose? Asking for a friend...

Hitting the 30th Anniversary Screening of John Waters Cry-Baby up on The Montalban rooftop tonight - Yeah, there's that. 

Lying is the most fun you can have without taking off your clothes, the more you know

I wanna hold your gland

Surprise of the week - Billie Eilish winning five Grammy's and Lizzo winning merely three

Know any lubricant scholars?

I often app with no filter

Woman Crush of the Week - Alyssa Milano for being fearless in her activism 

Fact: Sometimes people say mean things because they are sad

Would you like a penguin for your Birthday?

Dare - let's all try to stop being ridiculous for 10 whole minutes 

There is no one more wrong than Tom Sandoval on Vanderpump Rules

Scrubbed, Tubbed and ready to love

It's not like trying to find Waldo, I'm here for you at the links below -
https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en
https://twitter.com/MShinafelt    

Monday Motivation

I could really use some Monday Motivation today, as I have a slight hangover. This is the first time I had one in eons.

"Yes" I downed one too many glasses of wine last night, thus at present I am hitting the "hair of the dog" arf!

That's what I get for not monitoring my intake while viewing the Grammy's, of which I oddly enough remember the winners.

Honestly I thought Lizzo would take home more Grammy's than she did. I was also surprised at Billie Eilish winning as big as she did.

Que Sara Sara...now about that hangover, I am in major need of some Monday Motivation indeed!

Hangover on Wikipedia -
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangover

"Lizzo Poised To Dominate"

I've Got 8!
Lizzo

I caught this byline on the Internet and thought "Naturally" - then I realized it was in reference to the Grammy's which I just found out are happening, um, today I believe. 

With eight, count em' eight Grammy Nominations I am guessing that's why Ms. Thang is "poised to dominate" seriously I was rather hoping it was for something far more interesting, but hey I'll take what I can get when it comes to Lizzo.

Although I like everything she does I am especially fond of her song Truth Hurts. Oh, and I took that DNA test and am merely 75% "That Bitch" - Thus weighing in at 100% "That Bitch" Lizzo is the Queen!

All Hail Queen Lizzo! I'm sure she will rule tonight at The Grammy's!!!

Lizzo on IG -
https://www.instagram.com/lizzobeeating/?hl=en  

Come On Get Happy!

Happiness Is...
Lizzo

"Hello world, here's a song that we're singin', C'mon get happy, A whole lotta lovin' is what we'll be bringin', We'll make you happy" - Come On Get Happy, The Partridge Family 

Today I am channeling Lizzo celebrating her sister's Birthday from the happiest place on earth, Disneyland! I was there just two weeks ago and had a grand time, and "Yes" like Lizzo, I got happy!

With all the strife going on in the world around us, please remember to do the one thing that counts most, make yourself and others smile, everyone, smiles.

It doesn't cost a thing and it feels good for all parties involved. Lizzo personally makes me smile every time I see her do anything. Thus I hereby decree Lizzo the mascot for getting happy.

Enjoy your day 100% minions...!

Lizzo on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/lizzobeeating/?hl=en

Michael's Musings

I Don't Know About You, But I'm Feeling Dirty
Michael Shinafelt

"You got me lookin' up high, You got me searchin' down low, You got me, I know you knowYou got me jerkin' back 'n' forth" - Devo "Jerkin Back and Forth" 

We're the kids in America and we are so totally being jerked back and forth. I dunno, how you feel. But I feel like it's time for a MotherF#cking revolution. 

Damn! did you catch all the classic song references I made to my Current Mood? It's time to hit it!!!

Don't want no more of The Crying Game - seriously

This factory ain't about to be shut down

Jump Back!!! 

I am not a killer, I bring American Men the brides they want

BTW if it hadn't been for those bones

Lizzo Grammy nominated for Truth Hurts. One of my favorite songs of the year - get it!

"God has the most toxic fan base" - Satan

Shout out to Donald Trump I heard my Grandmother say: "Stupid MotherF#cker" for the first time

Woman Crush of the Week - my friend Naama Kates for her Podcast The Incel Project follow it here: https://twitter.com/IncelProject

"The human race is at 2% on Rotten Tomatoes" - God

What's my nightmare? Things that make you go hmmmmmmm....I'm too decisive for that!

People Have The Power

What about you? Seriously from the bottom of my...he told me to ask (think about it, but not too much)

Jennifer Lopez claims she co-starred in and produced Hustlers for free. Please she doesn't even wake up for less than ten grand a day. More power to her!

Where did my innocence go? Find out at:
https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en
https://twitter.com/MShinafelt

Michael's Musings

TBT: Blonde Jock
Michael Shinafelt

Today I am in a Throwback Thursday state of mind, hence the photo of myself I chose to use. "Yes" I was once young bleached blonde Guy full of ambition and a few other things 😈 Honestly I am happier and like myself more now than I did then. The old adage is true "Youth is Wasted on the Young" - Unless your Miley Cyrus, then that's a whole other story...

Well It Chapter Two is number one at the BO, no surprise there. Friends whose opinions I trust have not liked it. I honestly found the first one tedious and not scary in the least, I will be sitting this one out. I'll wait till it hits cable thus having the option to switch channels it I so choose 🎈

I had such a challenging week, a snappers falling out eyeball is a welcome change 

Smells Like Pumpkin Spice Spirit...Boo!

If you have an unusual, obscure name, don't get arrogantly correct people when they pronounce it wrong. Your parents F#cked you over, deal with it!

Attention, you know I just found what your looking for

This coming Wednesday September 18th American Horror Story: 1984 premieres. Honestly I love that they are taking on 80's slasher movies. Anything would be better than last season.

In the spirit of Throwback Thursday, I remember the time I met the late, great David Bowie. "Yes" I nearly wet myself.

Woman Crush of the Week - Lizzo 

"Many people say" is a Trump code for racist lie coming at ya!

Now that Marie Osmond is on The Talk I really need to watch it at least once

"Bitch, We're Gay, Not Vampires!" Sh!t Gays say to religious fanatics waving a cross at them...

Michael, as in me, myself and I says: Relax (see Frankie isn't the only one who can do it, just sayin')

Current Mood...refer to the above image 

And aren't you happy? Seriously, aren't you? Be well minions!

Now it's time to follow me at:
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https://twitter.com/MShinafelt  

Michael's Musings

I'll Simply Leave This Here...
Michael Shinafelt

"I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that bitch, Even when I'm crying crazy" - Lizzo, Truth Hurts 

Well Lizzo you have me beat on the bitch DNA test by 26% - that's fine by me I happily conceded the crown to you Queen. It means I still have room for improvement and a role model to provide me with much needed inspiration 😜

Seriously with the world the way it is and such there are worse things I could do or be. It's time to S-M-I-L-E everyone, smile!

On my list of things to do? To frame anyone who finds the Big Bang Theory entertaining as taking part in a college admissions scam

Three Weeks left then my cast is gone, finished, done, R.I.P...etc. 

Stop making sense, it's annoying AF 

Former Teen Idol Mike Clifford & his singing partner in crime Sandy Zacky are back in the studio whipping up something new, something borrowed, something blue

Your mission today? Tell someone they look hydrated

Only two episodes left of the BH90210 reboot, this has me riding on a bummer

Currently trending on Twitter #TrumpHatesMilitaryFamilies -to be fair he hates everyone and everything. He's an equal opportunist hater

Now I know why follow-up Dr. appointments are referred to as F/U's

Woman Crush of the Week - Jennie Garth 

I'm fixing a hole. I'll just leave this here...

Ryan Serhant of Million Dollar Listing New York, what man, what a man, what a man

Pop goes the weasel, "yes" that's a euphemism 

Why didn't the Spice Girls have a group member named "Pumpkin?" (sorry hardcore fans I can not refer to them as a band)

Interrupt my binge watching, I dare you at -
https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en
https://twitter.com/mshinafelt?lang=en   

Juicy!

Makin' News
Lizzo

I'm breezing into Saturday like...

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, Don't say it, 'cause I know I'm cute (ooh, baby)" Juice, Lizzo

"Yes" Lizzo and Myself have this in common, I'm feeling her today, thus she is my spirit animal of this moment, right here, right now.

Bear witness to bad ass Lizzo arriving not in a convertible, but on one for her performance on the Today Show in NYC.

"I'm like chardonnay, get better over time (so you know), Heard you say I'm not the baddest, bitch, you lied"

Preach Lizzo! If anyone tells you that your aren't worthy of being the baddest bitch today give them a smackdown!

Booyah!

Lizzo on the "Gram" 
https://www.instagram.com/lizzobeeating/?hl=en